(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 03 2022, @04:50AM
(3 children)
by Anonymous Coward
on Friday June 03 2022, @04:50AM (#1250110)
Can't remember when I was without sin. Bread and butter will melt in my mouth. Bottoms are there so we know how much better we are than they. Maybe that's what penises are for, too. Most people live just fine without one, and many of the rest can take 'em or leave 'em. Anyway, I prefer the term wang. This place isn't exceptional, and nothing's bottomed-out yet... wait a few months. Some of it will straighten out... like song lyrics we always remembered wrong.
Admiral Halsey notified me, He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea. I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie.
"Butter pie?" "The butter wouldn't melt, so I put it in the pie, alright!"
Hands across the water, heads across the sky, Hands across the water, heads across the sky.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around, Get your feet up off the ground, Live a little, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around, Get your feet up off the ground, Live a little, get around.
Hands across the water, heads across the sky, Hands across the water, heads across the sky.
- Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey - Paul & Linda McCartney
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 03 2022, @05:00AM
(2 children)
by Anonymous Coward
on Friday June 03 2022, @05:00AM (#1250112)
Just wanted to see how many times I could say p*n*s without offending myself. The answer is best left as an exercise in introspection for the reader. (But it's not a big number.)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 29 2022, @08:44PM (4 children)
Only here to try flushing the commode, amigo.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 03 2022, @04:50AM (3 children)
Can't remember when I was without sin. Bread and butter will melt in my mouth. Bottoms are there so we know how much better we are than they. Maybe that's what penises are for, too. Most people live just fine without one, and many of the rest can take 'em or leave 'em. Anyway, I prefer the term wang. This place isn't exceptional, and nothing's bottomed-out yet... wait a few months. Some of it will straighten out... like song lyrics we always remembered wrong.
Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie.
"Butter pie?"
"The butter wouldn't melt, so I put it in the pie, alright!"
Hands across the water, heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, heads across the sky.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.
Hands across the water, heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, heads across the sky.
- Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey - Paul & Linda McCartney
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 03 2022, @05:00AM (2 children)
Just wanted to see how many times I could say p*n*s without offending myself. The answer is best left as an exercise in introspection for the reader. (But it's not a big number.)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 03 2022, @05:13AM (1 child)
Check out the fair warning I have posted at the bottom of this journal.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 03 2022, @05:26AM
Talkin' about exercises in introspection.