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  • (Score: 0, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @02:43AM (13 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @02:43AM (#1248886)

    If you mean the Real-Real DJT, you mean code that works and is maintainable. I've done coding for his people, and it works, without bringing back retirees from Miami, just to figure out how to do a back-up without deleting three months worth of posts.

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  • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @04:32PM (12 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @04:32PM (#1248992)

    Wow! I never get down-mods in -nostyle threads. Must've hit a nerve. Okay, this place dresses funny, too!

    I don't seem to get solemn about it, and some people might not understand. That's why I never talk about it. I think it's all here — in the mountains and the desert. I don't think God is a softie, either. In the end, it's better if people are forced back into — well — into being right, before they're too far gone. I think your temple is your everyday living.

    - Carole Lombard

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @06:07PM (11 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @06:07PM (#1249010)

      Sorry your missive was mistreated. Fixed what I could for now. Folks wax irrational when you group the "D" with the "J" with the "T". Probably my fault for pitching that set up line to see who would snap at the bait. Lack of sarcasm tags doesn't make things any clearer either.

      Cool quote from Carole. One does wonder how we got on that topic though. Reminds me of the proposition:

      Man must live in a state of prayer.
      -'Abdu'l-Bahá

      I put that one into a little song once.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @08:00PM (10 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @08:00PM (#1249036)

        Well, it was less about D (which is, I'll have you know, half of a smiley face), and more about the semi-great purge of last spring. I was grateful for it, since it disappeared a few unfortunate posts I made that narrowed it to less than 3-degrees of separation.

        I'm — honestly, truly, for sure this time — working on a project rife with live&death coin flips (it's a comedy). You know, there's a subplot with a tribute to a Kingston Trio song. And now we have "I don't think God is a softie" going in there, for sure. And maybe a little Huxley... he's the father on that old Cosby TV show, right?

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @08:30PM (9 children)

          by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @08:30PM (#1249044)

          Oh no! I did it again. Please disregard previous post. No, not the typos, but the reference to a TV personality who is now un-personed (Barr'd?).

          It would've been cool. The scene with George Burns as a corporate lawyer, would've been priceless.

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @10:20PM (8 children)

            by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 30 2022, @10:20PM (#1249058)

            Then let me run interference for you.

            Today my bride & I celebrate our 47th, and I am feeling expansive and fearless. So for fun search on you tube for Liz Kauai 2009 and look for the haole in the Hawaiian shirt. The percussion was cribbed from LesPaul & Friends version of Sam Cooke/Clapton rendition of Troublin' Mind, and of course the lyrics are from sky fairy land, but the rest is all mine.

            I'd link you to album version of the little song, but after a dozen years on you tube, it has only five views and zero likes. Seems only my mom could love such a thing.

            No more cracks about my Hawaiian shirt now - deal?

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @02:25AM (2 children)

              by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @02:25AM (#1249099)

              I just googled for all the telltale breadcrumbs you've left here. Ha! One or two more posts, and I'll know where you buried your gold! But, about your shirts... nah, too easy.

              You can look at it a couple of ways:

              It's A Wonderful World (1939) [imdb.com], James Stewart, Caludette Colbert
              It's A Wonderful Life (1946) [imdb.com], James Stewart, Donna Reed

              Happy 47th.

              • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 01 2022, @04:06PM (1 child)

                by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 01 2022, @04:06PM (#1249462)

                The gold is a lie.

                • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 01 2022, @10:17PM

                  by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 01 2022, @10:17PM (#1249560)

                  Sometimes the glitter is enough. Look really, really close, and my old car glitters, all by itself.

                  Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
                  Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
                  Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
                  But you can be happy if you've a mind to

                  - Roger Miller

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @02:38AM (4 children)

              by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @02:38AM (#1249103)

              Seem to spend more time addendumin' than doin'! "Troublin' Mind" or is it...

              01 Jamaica Farewell
              02 Don't Get Around Much Anymore
              03 Far Away Places
              04 Little Girl Blue
              05 The Song Is Ended
              06 Bali Hai
              07 Trouble In Mind
              08 They Call The Wind Maria
              09 Swing Low Sweet Chariot
              10 Since I Met You Baby

              - Download w/o Clapton The One and Only Sam Cooke [archive.org]

              At the anniversary of losing my father. Lookin' around... it's gettin' lonely down here.

              • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @03:20AM (3 children)

                by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @03:20AM (#1249109)

                Sorry to be unclear... here you go:

                "Somebody Ease My Troublin' Mind" [youtube.com]

                About six months after my dad passed, I dreamed I met him on an infinitely long beach. I asked how he was doing and he told me, "It doesn't hurt anymore." I was happy to have encountered him there. Do miss him still.

                • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @04:12AM (1 child)

                  by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @04:12AM (#1249117)

                  Last week stopped me cold; drained the color from my gut. We knew it wouldn't last, even if it left a scar. Didn't want to post here, didn't want words or pictures at all. "Somebody Ease My Troublin' Mind" pretty much underlies that whole project, and somebody has to do it. Nobody do nothin' for awhile, okay?

                  Watched Good Girls Go To Paris (1939) [imdb.com] tonight. Throw-away lines are the best:

                  Customer: "Waitress, what time is it?"
                  Waitress: "I don't know, this isn't my table."

                  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @05:03AM

                    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @05:03AM (#1249124)

                    My go-to for a good chuckle has always been His Girl Friday (1940) [imdb.com].

                    Walter Burns: There's been a lamp burning in the window for ya, honey.
                    Hildy Johnson: No thanks - I jumped out that window a long time ago.

                • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @05:59PM

                  by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 31 2022, @05:59PM (#1249247)

                  Shouldn't have posted in that Digitization thread. Thinking about mortality. Relatives were scattered or already gone, except for my mother and me. When the time came, I was the one who made the decision to "pull the plug" on my father. Watched the big white hospital clock tick.

                  Remember every tick. Remember what you can.