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Gravitational anomalies

Journal by khallow
I noticed a worrisome phenomena this morning. Things keep falling on the floor. Clearly, this is due to a miscalibrated gravitational field. I'm sheltering in place in my bed until a physicist fixes this. My posting might be light for the next few hours so please be careful on the scary, dangerous intarweb until I can get back up to speed on correcting wrongthink.
 

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