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Elon Musk and Neuralink Announce... Nope Nope Nope nope Nope NOPE nope No.:
As a journalist, I'm supposed to approach news stories with an unbiased attitude. Just the facts, ma'am. But sometimes, that's not possible. When it comes to Elon Musk and Neuralink's desire to implant tech in our heads, I can only say NOPE. HECK NO. But hey, human trials are just six months away.
I will try, however, to get into the facts of the story with some seriousness. Neuralink, if you're unfamiliar, is one of Elon Musk's many companies. And in some ways, you could almost view it as a crossroads between those companies. If Tesla (his EV company) is a technology that we get into, and Twitter (his social media company) is a technology that broadcasts our thoughts, then Neuralink is a technology that gets into us and broadcasts our thoughts.
No seriously. The idea here is that Neuralink will implant an interface device into your skull—and into your brain—that can wirelessly connect to computers. You could then think at a computer to type out messages.
To start with, the company already mentioned releasing an iOS app that could Bluetooth connect to the "Link" device in your head to allow you "wireless" and "hands-free" control. Presumably, you'd be holding the phone while not using your fingers to type on it, so you could see that it worked correctly. That might be a boon to someone with disabilities that prevent the usual method of typing messages, but then again, other options already exist and don't require brain surgery.
At an event last night, Musk showed off the devices implanted in monkeys. The monkeys typed out phrases on a computer without using their hands or fingers. Now, to be clear, the monkeys didn't know what they were typing and didn't think the phrases themselves. Instead, they moved around a cursor to click on highlighted letters and words—they were guided to the phrase. But still, as Musk put it, they "telepathically" moved the cursor.
The company also showed that the monkey had already trained to sit under wireless chargers to charge the Link devices. Because that's right, now your head needs wireless charging too. Every night you'd put your watch on its wireless charger, your phone on its wireless charger, and your head in its wireless charger. That sounds amazing.
Getting the Link installed involves robotic surgery to remove a piece of your skull and insert 64 "hair-thin" threads into your brain. The LINK device, which resembles a stack of coins, would sit flush with your skull. Or, as Musk put it, "it's like replacing a piece of your skull with a smartwatch, for lack of a better analogy."
However, there have been many reports of animal cruelty levelled against Neuralink, including claims or high animal mortality rates, including:
- https://www.thegamer.com/elon-musk-neurolink-brain-chip-monkey-death-experiment/
- https://interestingengineering.com/culture/neuralink-clarification-animal-cruelty-allegations
- https://screenrant.com/elon-musk-neuralink-chip-kill-monkeys/
So is this justified in the name of science, or is it something that for the time being we just don't need to do?
(Score: 1) by khallow on Sunday December 04 2022, @05:23AM (4 children)
Notice how a big part of the anti-immigration part of the speech is about the people we allegedly get from south of the border. "Some, I assume, are good people." Talk and talk about the flaws or crimes of a group of people and then weaselly acknowledge that the majority of Mexican and other immigrants aren't actually problems. Technically, this isn't racism, but it is the same sort of shifty bigotry.
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 04 2022, @04:16PM (3 children)
So? And? I worked with a local police department for the better part of a decade. You know what they did when they had homeless people, petty criminals, and other "riff raff"?
They'd drive them to the border of a neighboring county and dump them just inside the county line. The other county had to deal with all the problems and the financial issues involved with dealing with them.
Mexico is no different. They want all the bad people out of their country. Why not send 'em across the border and make them Someone Else's Problem?
Regardless, I'm not a fan of borders and walls. Eventually the guards will turn their guns inward, and we will become the second largest prison on earth--second to China.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Sunday December 04 2022, @07:41PM
Because they don't have the capability to do that.
(Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Sunday December 04 2022, @08:54PM
The telling thing here is to put homeless people in the same category as petty criminals.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
(Score: 2) by Freeman on Monday December 05 2022, @04:39PM
The problem is the Cartels. https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=Mexican+Cartels&ia=web [duckduckgo.com] I don't have anything against the Mexican populace.
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"