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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 02 2023, @02:40AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 02 2023, @02:40AM (#1284713)

    I have obtained the list of aristarchus' New Year's resolutions:

    1) I will not create sock puppets.
    2) I will not dox people.
    3) I will not post spam.
    4) I will not harass janrinok.
    5) I will not harass Runaway.
    6) I will get a job.
    7) I will admit that I am not a Greek astronomer who died 2,300 years ago.
    8) I will not insist that 'Samos' is the name of my mom's basement.
    9) I will move out of my mom's basement.
    10) I will shower every day.
    11) I will stop being an incel.

    Let's see how long these last.

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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 02 2023, @05:46AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 02 2023, @05:46AM (#1284734)

    Fake Resolutions. Get a life, conservatoid.

    aristarchus