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  • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 03 2023, @08:48AM (5 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 03 2023, @08:48AM (#1326894)

    There are only certain vertical oriented tubes around which True Soylentils can spin, these days. Admin, or "active staff", have not figured out how to ban ACs from journals, or polls. So this is the Last Best Place of Freeze Peaches on SoylentNews! It is true!

    So, post your comments here, my lusty free speech booters! Have at it, even though we be well past "Talk Like A Pirate Day" (Sept. 19, Argh!). We can say how it is that SN has lost its way, been taken over by really wacko right-wing mother-foundlers! I, for one, do not welcome our new Alt-Right Overlords! They have done their best to silence the left, to ban arisarchus, to silence dalek and separatix, but this injustice will not stand, man! Runaway is about to be arrested, according to local news reports, cmn3240 had been indicted, chromas is pending sentencing, Ethanol_Fueled has been incarcerated. These bastards will not prevail on SoylentNews. God save kolie! And God preserve NCommander! We await the Judgment of God.

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  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 03 2023, @11:06AM (4 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 03 2023, @11:06AM (#1326914)

    I dunno, I found the concept of Soylentil poll dancers intriguing. Then I threw up. You owe me a lunch.

    • (Score: 1) by pTamok on Tuesday October 17 2023, @04:23PM (3 children)

      by pTamok (3042) on Tuesday October 17 2023, @04:23PM (#1329166)

      Leaping nimbly from topic to topic, turning and twirling, casting aside opinions like silk scarves fluttering in the breeze of their passage, until their naked prejudices are shown to the world, quivering slightly with the hot breath of their exertions, and they decide that 'None of the above' is right, so right, and their hands flutter delicately over the keyboard, leaving the scattered evidence of their passing in their wake to be pawed over and pored over while they retreat backstage, ready to come out again at the next opportunity to shine and be noticed.

      Poll dancers, a breed apart.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 17 2023, @06:29PM (2 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 17 2023, @06:29PM (#1329177)

        Gotta say - the most elegant prose I have perused lately. Well done!

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 18 2023, @02:42AM (1 child)

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 18 2023, @02:42AM (#1329213)

          Bravo! Encore! Puyallup!

          • (Score: 1) by pTamok on Wednesday October 18 2023, @12:37PM

            by pTamok (3042) on Wednesday October 18 2023, @12:37PM (#1329258)

            Thanks both.

            I was recovering from/at the back end of a migraine, so my brain was being a bit more florid than usual.