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  • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 28 2023, @02:15AM (5 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 28 2023, @02:15AM (#1330564)

    They never fucking listen when I tell them to get off my fucking lawn!

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  • (Score: 2) by BsAtHome on Sunday November 05 2023, @11:56AM (2 children)

    by BsAtHome (889) on Sunday November 05 2023, @11:56AM (#1331526)

    But, but,... the grass is always greener at the neighbors'. Therefore:

    Get of my neighbor's lawn, you stupid adults!

    (I'll get my coat)

    • (Score: 1) by Techlectica on Wednesday November 08 2023, @07:40AM (1 child)

      by Techlectica (2126) on Wednesday November 08 2023, @07:40AM (#1332072)

      Well, of course the neighbor's grass is greener! He doesn't have all these darn kids running around on it! Now git!

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 11 2023, @02:00AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 11 2023, @02:00AM (#1332468)

        Fertilize your lawn with fresh steer manure.

        The neighborhood moms will hate you.

  • (Score: 2) by VLM on Friday November 10 2023, @07:37PM (1 child)

    by VLM (445) on Friday November 10 2023, @07:37PM (#1332435)

    The original quotes from Gran Torino were better. That movie is now a hopelessly cancelled classic.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 14 2023, @10:59PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 14 2023, @10:59PM (#1332974)

      Racists love that movie! How do they like the minimal personal growth bits?