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  • (Score: 2) by BsAtHome on Sunday November 05 2023, @11:56AM (2 children)

    by BsAtHome (889) on Sunday November 05 2023, @11:56AM (#1331526)

    But, but,... the grass is always greener at the neighbors'. Therefore:

    Get of my neighbor's lawn, you stupid adults!

    (I'll get my coat)

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  • (Score: 1) by Techlectica on Wednesday November 08 2023, @07:40AM (1 child)

    by Techlectica (2126) on Wednesday November 08 2023, @07:40AM (#1332072)

    Well, of course the neighbor's grass is greener! He doesn't have all these darn kids running around on it! Now git!

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 11 2023, @02:00AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 11 2023, @02:00AM (#1332468)

      Fertilize your lawn with fresh steer manure.

      The neighborhood moms will hate you.