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  • (Score: 1) by Techlectica on Wednesday November 08 2023, @07:40AM (1 child)

    by Techlectica (2126) on Wednesday November 08 2023, @07:40AM (#1332072)

    Well, of course the neighbor's grass is greener! He doesn't have all these darn kids running around on it! Now git!

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 11 2023, @02:00AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 11 2023, @02:00AM (#1332468)

    Fertilize your lawn with fresh steer manure.

    The neighborhood moms will hate you.