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When will humans return to the moon?
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Yow! It's some people inside the wall! This is better than mopping!
(Score: 1) by Runaway1956 on Sunday November 26 2023, @01:21AM (9 children)
sarcasm The moon landing was a hoax. The earth is flat, and it's turtles all the way down. Anyone who sails or flies off the edge of the flat earth is lost forever! Avoid those newfangled aereoplanes like the plague! And, be careful where you send your kids to school. They actually want us to believe that the earth revolves around the sun, when any idiot can look up to see the sun revolves around the flat earth! /sarcasm
A MAN Just Won a Gold Medal for Punching a Woman in the Face
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 28 2023, @12:50AM (1 child)
If its flat, how does the sun revolve around it? I mean, where does it go when it sets?
(Score: 1) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday November 28 2023, @01:59AM
Go back to high school, and slap your teachers for failing to educate you.
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Helios-Greek-god [britannica.com]
Other myths and legends exist, you might want to explore some of them. I think among them, the sun returned to the east via the underworld, or, the land of the dead.
A MAN Just Won a Gold Medal for Punching a Woman in the Face
(Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 28 2023, @07:14AM
Runaway, like janrinok, also cannot do sarcasm, since it is nearly indistinguishable from his normal ranting! Makes me wonder, are they the same person? But then it begs the question of whether janrinok is Runaway1956's sockpuppet, or is it the other way around? Or are they both like rolled up inside of each other like a Klein bottle sock orgy? Eww, sorry for that image. But inquiring minds want to know!
(Score: 2) by Thexalon on Tuesday November 28 2023, @05:19PM (2 children)
But a turtle's back isn't flat! I'm confused - Oh, wait, $DEITY did it, problem solved.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a compiler is a good guy with a compiler.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 28 2023, @07:04PM (1 child)
Box turtle?
(Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 02 2023, @11:06AM
Yeah, like that would solve the metaphysical problem of the "not falling down" into the posited absolute abyss of Stoacism! It is a rather large theoretical gap, requiring large entities, like massive Elephants, or even larger Tortorises. Geometry of said beings is the least of your problems. Not to mention, Runaway1956 is an ignorant moron, and it is illegal under Arkansas law for him to even mention theories like this.
(Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 28 2023, @07:53PM (2 children)
Oh, noes! Not the Arkansas Groomer thing, again!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 29 2023, @08:23PM (1 child)
Behind most every groomer is a religious upbringing shaming sexuality. Don't even get me started on the institutionalized grooming by the mormons, jehovah witnesses, and other wacko cults.
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Monday December 04 2023, @07:39PM
https://apnews.com/article/mormon-church-investigation-child-sex-abuse-9c301f750725c0f06344f948690caf16 [apnews.com] Something else for janrinok to try and censor. It's a personal attack, you see!