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  • (Score: 2) by Mykl on Wednesday February 21 2024, @12:30AM (2 children)

    by Mykl (1112) on Wednesday February 21 2024, @12:30AM (#1345408)

    What are you talking about? They obviously fed on the midichlorians that were generated within their systems in a beautiful example of symbiosis.

    Psst - Kathleen Kennedy. I'm available if you need new writers. And I'm cool with exploring under-represented minorities in the SWU, such as giant asteroid/sand/aquatic worms, Wampas, Sand People and green-skinned dancers. May I suggest a movie exploring the forbidden love between a Sarlacc and a Sando Aqua Monster? [fandom.com]

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  • (Score: 2) by JoeMerchant on Wednesday February 21 2024, @01:47AM (1 child)

    by JoeMerchant (3937) on Wednesday February 21 2024, @01:47AM (#1345417)

    Aren't midichlorians just magic quantum entangled mitochondria?

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    • (Score: 2) by Freeman on Thursday February 29 2024, @02:43PM

      by Freeman (732) on Thursday February 29 2024, @02:43PM (#1346805) Journal

      You got the magic part right at least.

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