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  • (Score: 2) by Subsentient on Monday March 16 2015, @12:21AM

    by Subsentient (1111) on Monday March 16 2015, @12:21AM (#158163) Homepage Journal

    But, it doesn't really fit what we think of you. Now, I consider you a friend since you are at least as deranged as I am, but the others see you in a more ornery manner. Like, red wings with cottage cheese and a goat ornery. Like, Penis caught in a sausage machine ornery. Like, 2 gallons of beer in one night followed by 3 $5 hookers ornery.

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  • (Score: 2) by fliptop on Monday March 16 2015, @06:05PM

    by fliptop (1666) on Monday March 16 2015, @06:05PM (#158490) Journal

    Like, red wings with cottage cheese and a goat ornery

    Did you just troll the whole city of Detroit [nhl.com]?

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