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Happy New Year 2026 !

posted by hubie on Thursday January 01, @12:00AM   Printer-friendly

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 

Best wishes to the SoylentNews community, whether you've just gotten here, been here since the early days, or perhaps even come back from an extended absence. This site exists because of your support and participation. Keep submitting interesting articles and posting your thoughts or topics of discussion in your journal. If you've never posted in your journal before, well there's a ready-made New Year's Resolution for you!

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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by pTamok on Thursday January 01, @09:38PM (1 child)

    by pTamok (3042) on Thursday January 01, @09:38PM (#1428453)

    ...a happy, healthy, and prosperous New Year!

    I make but one New Year's resolution, which is:

    I make no New Year's resolutions.

    It is broken at the point of its creation, which means I don't have to worry about breaking it.

    On alternate years, I make the following resolution:

    I make but one New Year's resolution.

    If I feel like it, I will substitute it with:

    I will procrastinate making a New Year's resolution for at least one year.

    I am open to suggestions for further useful New Year's resolutions along similar lines.

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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by pTamok on Friday January 02, @01:14AM

    by pTamok (3042) on Friday January 02, @01:14AM (#1428459)

    My research into choosing a New Year's resolution continues, and I have decided to put them in an arbitrary but logical order: Arithmetical. My New Years resolution of choice is the first one that cannot be described in a finite number of words.

    My friend Dr. Gödel recommends that I only make New Year's resolutions where achieving them requires me to break them. He finds it impossible to decide on one each year.