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Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Prostitute Tester?

posted by on Wednesday April 01 2015, @11:54PM   Printer-friendly
from the not-so-square-a-peg dept.

A Pimp Named Slickback writes in with a job offer guaranteed to tickle the fancy of many.

German social media site KaufMich.com [NSFW, German language] (literal English translation: "Buy Me") is currently recruiting a full-time "prostitute tester" to vet and rate the products on its virtual shelves.

According to a piece by David Moye over at the Huffington Post:

A willingness to lie down on the job is a requirement, if you get our drift.

Moye goes on to say that according to kaufmich.com's product manager:

"Clients on Kaufmich should be able to check the quality of brothels before there go -- like you check your hotel online before you book."

Besides scoring tips for carnal consumers, the ideal candidate "should enjoy having fun with people and not be afraid of contact."

If you think you have the right equipment for this job, whip out your resume or CV and stroke it until it gives you a chance to stand out from the crowd.

 
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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 02 2015, @01:28AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 02 2015, @01:28AM (#165652)

    The real stories have been way better than the fake today

  • (Score: 3, Informative) by NotSanguine on Thursday April 02 2015, @02:58AM

    by NotSanguine (285) <{NotSanguine} {at} {SoylentNews.Org}> on Thursday April 02 2015, @02:58AM (#165674) Homepage Journal

    And which of today's stories were fake?

    BZZT! Wrong. There were all real stories, except for the gerbil story.

    Thanks for playing.

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    No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr

    • (Score: 4, Funny) by aristarchus on Thursday April 02 2015, @03:25AM

      by aristarchus (2645) on Thursday April 02 2015, @03:25AM (#165682) Journal

      What! The Gerbil story was not real! And you got my hopes all up and everything! I am going to go back to. . . .no, wait, I am not insane, only gulible.