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A Pimp Named Slickback writes in with a job offer guaranteed to tickle the fancy of many.
German social media site KaufMich.com [NSFW, German language] (literal English translation: "Buy Me") is currently recruiting a full-time "prostitute tester" to vet and rate the products on its virtual shelves.
According to a piece by David Moye over at the Huffington Post:
A willingness to lie down on the job is a requirement, if you get our drift.
Moye goes on to say that according to kaufmich.com's product manager:
"Clients on Kaufmich should be able to check the quality of brothels before there go -- like you check your hotel online before you book."
Besides scoring tips for carnal consumers, the ideal candidate "should enjoy having fun with people and not be afraid of contact."
If you think you have the right equipment for this job, whip out your resume or CV and stroke it until it gives you a chance to stand out from the crowd.
(Score: 1) by anubi on Thursday April 02 2015, @02:00AM
The best part of the job would be doing the work... as what we all strive for.
However, the hardest part of the job would be having to release the rankings.
Its the same enigma faced by beauty-contest judges... you are in a position to make *one* person happy and disappoint many.
That is just as bad as being hired as the "hatchet-guy" to lay off people in an organization.
Not a fun place to be if you have any compassion in you at all.
There are some jobs to me that are extremely painful, and telling someone who has tried their best that it isn't good enough and that they have failed has to top my list.
I have been in the recipient's shoes and I know how much it hurts.
I cannot do that to others.
What one finds attractive or lustful is such a subjective matter that even I recognize just how poorly I would evaluate it.
"Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]