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posted by on Wednesday April 01 2015, @11:54PM   Printer-friendly
from the not-so-square-a-peg dept.

A Pimp Named Slickback writes in with a job offer guaranteed to tickle the fancy of many.

German social media site KaufMich.com [NSFW, German language] (literal English translation: "Buy Me") is currently recruiting a full-time "prostitute tester" to vet and rate the products on its virtual shelves.

According to a piece by David Moye over at the Huffington Post:

A willingness to lie down on the job is a requirement, if you get our drift.

Moye goes on to say that according to kaufmich.com's product manager:

"Clients on Kaufmich should be able to check the quality of brothels before there go -- like you check your hotel online before you book."

Besides scoring tips for carnal consumers, the ideal candidate "should enjoy having fun with people and not be afraid of contact."

If you think you have the right equipment for this job, whip out your resume or CV and stroke it until it gives you a chance to stand out from the crowd.

 
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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 02 2015, @09:55AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 02 2015, @09:55AM (#165770)

    Bug 95614: problems during oral sex

    Steps to reproduce:
    1. Lie on bed
    2. Remove pants
    3. Remove underwear
    4. Begin

    Expected result: pleasure
    Actual: employee used teeth