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(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Saturday May 23 2015, @01:02AM
This is some good shit. We need more informative fucking journals like this.
Also, I find it hilarious that you said, "Fuck it" and gave up on the code formatting near the end. It's kinda like in that Simpson's episode where Homer goes to the brewery and writes Marge a letter that starts out legible but degenerates into slurry scribbles at the end.