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posted by cmn32480 on Friday December 18 2015, @10:11PM   Printer-friendly
from the better-pissed-off-than-pissed-on dept.

If these walls could talk, they would silently urinate on you with scorn:

London's Hackney council is targeting male revellers' time-honoured practice of necking a skinful, and then relieving themselves against walls, with a hydrophobic coating designed to send steaming streams straight back to the piss-taker.

According to the BBC, the authority spends £100k a year cleaning up after al fresco urinators, and has decided to spunk £1,000 treating walls at "two popular drinking locations in Shoreditch and Dalston".

Ultra-Ever Dry - supplied by US outfit UltraTech International - is so slash-repellent[sic] that any attempt to water protected walls will result in a self-administered golden shower.

The council's Feryal Dermici said: "If the prospect of a fine doesn't put them off from weeing in the street, maybe the risk of getting covered in urine will."


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