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The Colombian government and Farc rebels are set to sign a peace deal, although the terms of the deal are subject to a referendum:
The Colombian government and left-wing Farc rebels are set to sign a historic agreement deal that formally brings an end to 52 years of civil war. The last of the major Cold War conflicts killed 260,000 people and left six million internally displaced. President Juan Manuel Santos and rebel leader Timoleon Jimenez, known as Timochenko, will use a pen made from a bullet to sign the deal on Monday.
[...] Under the deal, the Farc will be relaunched as a political party. The agreement will be put to Colombian voters in a popular vote on 2 October. It comes after four years of talks in Havana, Cuba, between President Santos and Timochenko, The pair will shake hands on Colombian soil for the first time.
Controversially, it will allow rebels to avoid prosecution for various war crimes so long as they admit to committing offenses.
(Score: 3, Touché) by bob_super on Tuesday September 27 2016, @01:10AM
> The last of the major Cold War conflicts
Pretty hard these days to ignore the one that only ended in an armistice, and where both sides have been escalating their dick-waving...
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 27 2016, @02:17AM
Synonyms: truce; cease-fire
Not a synonym: peace treaty
escalating their dick-waving
The numbers involved are amazing:
A cease-fire that has lasted (more or less) for 63 years without some 1st lieutenant with an itchy finger reingniting the whole thing.
The capital city of the USA's ally is just 35 miles from the "Demilitarized" Zone.
...easily within missile range.
...or even gun technology from a century ago. [google.com]
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...and Fristy caught the fact that FARC is an initialism (Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia) and that each letter should be capitalized (in e.g. the page title).
-- OriginalOwner_ [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 27 2016, @01:59PM
There's been plenty of itchy fingers, though, like the Axe Murder Incident [wikipedia.org] which is as incredible as it sounds.
More recently was the sinking of ROKS Cheonan [wikipedia.org] although whether North Korea was responsible is in dispute.
(Score: 2) by Thexalon on Tuesday September 27 2016, @03:07AM
There's a decent argument to be made that that one doesn't count, because the Cold War was the US versus Russia, not the US versus China, and the US and China are kinda frenemies now.
"Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
(Score: 2) by bob_super on Tuesday September 27 2016, @05:05PM
The Cold War was about all the Evil Commies, son, and their Evil plots to have foreign substances introduced in our precious bodily fluids.
(Score: 3, Interesting) by LoRdTAW on Tuesday September 27 2016, @05:44PM
Whats funny is how serious the US is about communist activity. Was talking to a person at a friends party and told me a funny yet somewhat disturbing story. When he was 18 or 19 in college he and some friends went to register to vote. On a dare, he wrote "american communist party" under political party. It's just a silly joke right? Wrong. Very, very wrong.
He was actually visited by FBI agents questioning him about his registration. They took him to a FBI office and questioned him for a few hours and released him saying that he was not to leave the city (NYC) until they got back to him. About a week later they had him in another office or something to take a sworn oath that he was not in the american communist party, take some kind of test or recite something that I can only describe as a patriotic oath to america and sign a bunch of papers. This is also on his permanent record and can be used against him during employment. When he joined the coast guard some years later, they also questioned him bout his communist affiliation and loyalty to america.
I actually find how serious they take communism and patriotism/nationalism to be laughably absurd. And that is precisely why that line from the film, Dr Strangelove, is such a fitting bit of satire.
(Score: 3, Interesting) by Thexalon on Tuesday September 27 2016, @06:15PM
What's particularly absurd about it is that it isn't a crime to be a communist in America. The Powers That Be simply do everything they can to make it seem like a crime even though it isn't one.
The American Communist Party at least was a real organization, with members and annual meetings and such. That changed in the 1950's, when everybody associated with them was given the choice of:
(A) Confess, rat out all your friends and their activities in front of a congressional committee, and be considered "rehabilitated" or something, albeit still a source of suspicion.
(B) Never work again.
"Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
(Score: 2) by LoRdTAW on Tuesday September 27 2016, @07:51PM
For got to add that this happened in the early-mid 90's.