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U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Hotline Trolled With Extraterrestrial and Muggle Sightings

posted by on Saturday April 29 2017, @03:26PM   Printer-friendly
from the trolling-is-illegal-now dept.

takyon writes:

An ICE hotline set up to allow reports of crimes committed by "criminal aliens" has had a close encounter with trolls:

The administration set up the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement (VOICE) Office on Wednesday, in accordance with President Trump's executive order in January. The office, folded within the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency, aims to "assist victims of crimes committed by criminal aliens," according to the Department of Homeland Security.

"Alien" is a term used by the federal government to describe individuals who are not American citizens but who reside on U.S. soil. [...] Despite the line's intended purpose, callers have been reporting a range of abnormal activity.

1-855-48-VOICE to report all your encounters w/ illegal martians, rude Sasquatch, unleashed Texas Blue Hounds, Springheel Jack. Goblin army.

— Kathleen Dennis (@chelseabmw) April 27, 2017

ICE denounced the calls, saying such actions hurt victims of real crimes. Callers have even mentioned spotting "muggle-borns," a term from the "Harry Potter" book series referring to magical characters with non-magical parents.

Also at The Atlantic and CNN. Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement (VOICE) Office.

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  • (Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 30 2017, @02:06AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 30 2017, @02:06AM (#501752)

    "Hello? ICE Alien Hotline? Yes, I have a possible illegal alien to report. He can be found sometimes at SoylentNews, and goes by the handle "Hairyfeet", which is only one of the reasons I think he might be an alien. He also has "challenged" normal earth-people, and has what can only be described as an extra-terrestrial love for Microsoft. I mean, only an alien would do that, right? Please send someone to capture this FeetofHair thing as soon as you can, I think it may be multiplying. Thank you. Signed, concerned citizen."

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  • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Sunday April 30 2017, @05:21AM

    by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Sunday April 30 2017, @05:21AM (#501796) Journal

    Sounds more like a Hobbit than an illegal immigrant. The only one I've ever heard of who manages to make a daily second-breakfast out of his own foot of course :D

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