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Linux Mint 17 "Qiana", the latest version of the popular Linux distribution, was just released. It is a long-term support version, to be supported with security updates until 2019. It is released in the MATE (Gnome 2 fork) and Cinnamon (Gnome 3 fork) versions. It is the first release of a new update strategy; the next few releases until 2016 will be based on the same base packages as this LTS version.
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Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?
A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
(Score: -1) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday May 31 2014, @11:40PM
In the early morning, Rasheed comes down the stairs of his two-story suburban family-home accompanied by a bass glissando in the background music, while adjusting his tie prim and proper with both hands.
He asks his wife and two kids where the goodness is, then the flash of an organ glissando in the background music seguing into a gospel-inspired chorus punctuated by finger snaps; all as the high-yellow trophy housewife proudly introduces the product smiling and holding it next to her face for all to see. All words spoken by the family are now held to strict rhyme, in a meter appropriate with the background music.
The scene cuts to the product's box on the coffee table in the foreground and the family shuckin' and jivin' in the background before the music and camera fade.