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Journal by NotSanguine
To go really highbrow here in my journal.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!
Yo mama so ugly that they need to tie a steak on to get the dog to play with her!
Yo mama so fat, she got her own zip code!
Yo mama so stank, she's her own superfund site!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her I had to take a piss, she asked for it back!
Yo mama so ugly, she crashed Facebook's facial recognition software!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
There's a good start. Please tell us more about 'Yo mama'!
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ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday July 06 2018, @12:04AM
Before Talcum X, there was [youtube.com]
(Score: 3, Informative) by Azuma Hazuki on Friday July 06 2018, @03:51AM
Ahh, good memories of elementary school.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made change!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
Yo mama so fat she got her own weather satellites!
Yo mama so old her DNA only has one helix!
Yo mama smells so bad the teacher gave her an A for NOT raising her hand in class!
Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped HER mama!
Yo mama so dumb she voted Republican even though she's making less than $500,000 a year and has no capital gains income!
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by ilPapa on Friday July 06 2018, @05:59AM
...cause I just got off of yours!
Seriously, you're having too much fun over here. Knock it off, you're killing productivity.
You are still welcome on my lawn.
(Score: 2) by takyon on Friday July 06 2018, @08:06AM (2 children)
Yo momma so dumb, she had you.
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(Score: 2) by NotSanguine on Friday July 06 2018, @05:15PM (1 child)
Yo mama so slutty, we *all* had her!
No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Monday March 11 2019, @07:29AM
Yo mama so fat, the family tree fell over when she was born.
Abortion is the number one killed of children in the United States.
(Score: 3, Informative) by acid andy on Friday July 06 2018, @08:34PM (1 child)
How's about some nerdy astrophysics ones?
Yo mama so fat, her butt emits Hawking Radiation!
Yo mama so fat, scientists had to find a boson to explain her!
And one for Gaaark:
Yo mama so fat, she obsoleted the theory of Dark Matter!
Master of the science of the art of the science of art.
(Score: 3, Informative) by Gaaark on Sunday July 08 2018, @04:08PM
Yo' momma so fat, they based the Big Bang theory around one of her sharts!
Yo' momma so fat, the theory of Dark Matter is based on her bowel movements!
Yo' momma so fat and so self-involved, she thinks everything revolves around her...and she's right!
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 2) by fliptop on Sunday July 08 2018, @03:44PM (1 child)
Your mamma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
To be oneself, and unafraid whether right or wrong, is more admirable than the easy cowardice of surrender to conformity
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 08 2018, @04:40PM
Yo momma so fat you could fuck a different roll of fat every day of the year and save the pussy for Christmas.