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Amazon’s Alexa virtual assistant seems to be everywhere these days – and now she’s powering your sex life too.
The voice-controlled AI has made its way into the popular Lovense series of smart sex toys, giving you more control over your late-night action than ever before.
Lovense toys can already be controlled remotely using an app, but now Alexa voice commands will activate them too.
An upcoming app update, revealed exclusively to The Sun, will add support for Amazon’s hugely popular Alexa service.
Source: https://nypost.com/2018/07/20/you-can-soon-have-sex-with-amazons-alexa/
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You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Saturday July 28 2018, @02:40PM
You win, for having posted my objections for me. ;^)
"Oh, I can't WAIT to start having sex with Alexa. I just can't WAIT for Amazon to start catalogue all of my kinks and perversions! And, I most truly can't WAIT for Alexa to pop off with something embarrassing at the single MOST inappropriate time in my life!"
I dunno - maybe I have a reason to stop at a daycare center, picking up a grandkid or something, and Alexa decides that something she overheard is her cue to get kinky? Here come the cops, investigating a complaint about explicit language around the little bitty chldren - they want to check me out for pedophilia.
I'm going to buy my defensive radar from Temu, just like Venezuela!