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posted by martyb on Sunday November 18 2018, @09:38PM   Printer-friendly
from the alcoholic-mouthwash dept.

An elderly friend died last year and among other things I inherited a couple of bottles of Creme de Menthe. For anyone unfamiliar, it's bright green and very minty -- 60 proof / 30% alcohol by volume. I'm not a regular drinker, and I am one of those weirdos that believes in waste-not, want-not, so I felt obligated to find a way to (slowly) consume it. My eventual choice was to pour a shot or two over a bowl of chocolate ice cream -- not bad, compare to mint chocolate-chip ice cream, with a little kick.

Any other suggestions?

[An Anonymous Editor suggested Creme de Menthe Brownies (located at the bottom of the page).]


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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by RamiK on Sunday November 18 2018, @10:02PM (2 children)

    by RamiK (1813) on Sunday November 18 2018, @10:02PM (#763629)

    It's a bait-and-switch for editors. You hook them on with horrible submissions and when the poor saps starts complaining you reel them in with "if you think you can do a better job at it be my guest".

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  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by aristarchus on Monday November 19 2018, @12:55AM (1 child)

    by aristarchus (2645) on Monday November 19 2018, @12:55AM (#763700) Journal

    The cake is a lie, as is the Creme d' Methe. I have tried that "submit better stories" routine. It does not work. Ends up being all takyon subs, anyway, or proxy takyon subs, like this one. Now what I hear is that all the young people today are in to absorbing things, um, rectally. [theguardian.com] Learned about it from Gitmo. So, at least you would have minty-fresh flatulence.

    • (Score: 0, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 19 2018, @04:43AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 19 2018, @04:43AM (#763793)

      I haven't tried that "submit better stories" routine.

      FTFY