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Journal by MichaelDavidCrawford
"Saturday Night No Life Club". How did you celebrate _yours_?
- Speechless
9-1-1: "Emergency Dispatch. What are you reporting?"
"I cannot speak."
Serve, And Enjoy.
How I Celebrated Last Night's SNNLC
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Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 26 2018, @12:56PM
I think it's rather obvious that we need some form of MDC Misadventure Bingo. This could be a life crisis, a health malady, or something as simple as losing a power adapter.
The center 'Free' square should be '9-1-1'.
(Score: 2) by mrpg on Monday November 26 2018, @06:25PM (2 children)
Where's the update?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 26 2018, @06:36PM (1 child)
Nurse probably won't let him have his charging cable again.
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Monday November 26 2018, @08:47PM
But too sleepy to explain ATM.
Will do so tomorrow morning.
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