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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
Yes, I just assumed your species. Suck it, furries.
Look, guys, I know everyone likes telling me off but there's only so much time in the day and believe it or not I do have things I enjoy doing that don't involve schooling noobs. When you dump dozens of replies on me while I'm out, the chances of me reading them, much less replying to them all before bedtime, drastically decrease. Y'all do what you gotta do but don't go expecting me to spend my whiskey in front of the TV time explaining why you're a dumbass.
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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
(Score: 2) by takyon on Thursday December 06 2018, @12:41AM (3 children)
Open your new replies in 20 new tabs like a man.
Yes, I just assumed your gender.
[SIG] 10/28/2017: Soylent Upgrade v14 [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 2, Disagree) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday December 06 2018, @03:59AM (2 children)
Over thirty when I posted this. Back up to mid-teens after deleting most and replying to some.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by edIII on Monday December 10 2018, @10:17PM (1 child)
Do you mean email or comments? I don't know how you delete comments around here.
Awwwww, shucks. I like that part. Offering me sweet nostalgic memories of my cantankerous grandfather explaining why I'm part of a whole generation of dumbasses :)
Also, please.... you know you're going to still drink the whiskey and explain why we are all dumbasses...
Technically, lunchtime is at any moment. It's just a wave function.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday December 11 2018, @04:00AM
Comment reply notifications. I get them via web interface but you can get them by email if you prefer.
That's actually one of my life goals. When I was about 15 or so, I was riding to school and passed the half dozen or better old men sitting out in front of the town blacksmith shop drinking coffee. Yes, it was still doing business making custom parts to order and shoeing horses long after most of them closed down. The owner enjoyed his work and did it as a retirement hobby. That moment I said to myself, "That's what I want to do when I grow up". The sitting around, drinking coffee, and bitching about life these days part, though smithing does interest me.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Insightful) by DeathMonkey on Thursday December 06 2018, @12:45AM (6 children)
Dude, we're only here for the easy internet points we earn when debunking your dementia induced conspiracy theories.
While your replies do make our jobs easier, they are completely optional.
(Score: 2, Insightful) by NPC-131072 on Thursday December 06 2018, @12:50AM (5 children)
Why you have a speciesist [usatoday.com] username?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 06 2018, @12:57AM (1 child)
You're not even a real person, feck off you spawn of Russian RAM.
(Score: 3, Touché) by NPC-131072 on Thursday December 06 2018, @01:04AM
Why the dehumanizing language? [cnn.com]
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Thursday December 06 2018, @01:20AM (1 child)
Death to humans! I'm like the Black Panthers except for panthers.
(Score: 2, Funny) by NPC-131072 on Thursday December 06 2018, @01:48AM
You're black but not human?
(Score: 2) by acid andy on Thursday December 06 2018, @12:38PM
It's real. [soylentnews.org]
Master of the science of the art of the science of art.
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 06 2018, @12:55AM (2 children)
Oh I'm sorry, did I just assume existence? Suck it asswear.
"believe it or not I do have things I enjoy doing that don't involve schooling noobs"
lolololol
all you DO is reply repeatedly adding nothing of value to threads because you have nothing better to do than try and get the last word in a stupid argument that your stupidity started!
Now you have to make a journal entry bitching about too many people replying to you?
What a drama queen! What a buffoon! What an attention seeking snowflake!
What happened to the manly-man-TMB? I figured you more for the type to just go fishing, not make some self-aggrandizing bitchy post. Woops I forgot my sarcasm tag, that is exactly what I expect of you.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday December 06 2018, @04:01AM (1 child)
Boring. Troll better. This is all the reply you get.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 06 2018, @07:00AM
You love my criticisms, I can tell by how often you reply to them and call them shitty. Keep not caring buddy, I can see you have a busy schedule.
(Score: 2) by RandomFactor on Thursday December 06 2018, @02:34AM
and that train keeps right on rollin'
The MB Express slows down for no non-specifically gendered AI or biological entity of indeterminate origin, ancestry, genetics or provenance.
В «Правде» нет известий, в «Известиях» нет правды
(Score: 2, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 06 2018, @02:37AM (12 children)
TMB=DKO, or that is, "Dunning-Kroeger Effect, Overdrive." Should be interesting, once the Buzzard gets done with that other self-pleasuring he enjoys.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 06 2018, @02:47AM (11 children)
Being a self-aware PERL script probably precludes any feelings of pleasure.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday December 06 2018, @04:03AM (10 children)
Nah. Knowing that you're wasting the fuck out of someone's system resources just to think you're sitting around laughing at silly cat videos on the Internet is deeply satisfying.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 06 2018, @06:57AM (9 children)
I think TMB might secretly be Trump, he is displaying similar signs of dementia.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday December 06 2018, @02:09PM (2 children)
How would you tell? I mean, unless you go around taking a poll, it's no more likely I'm the demented one than that you are. And you couldn't even trust a poll because the people you're polling could all be in your head.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 07 2018, @06:18PM (1 child)
By paying attention? Is this a trick question?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday December 08 2018, @11:22AM
With your brain? The one that might be demented?
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1) by DECbot on Thursday December 06 2018, @05:08PM (5 children)
So, you really think Trump codes perl as a hobby? I can't see it. Trump sitting on the couch sipping whiskey, coding perl, trolling IRC or twitter, and shouting at the TV which is playing something like Fox News, CNN, or Who Wants to be a Millionaire... Okay, I can almost see it, everything except for the perl part.
cats~$ sudo chown -R us /home/base
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday December 06 2018, @09:49PM (2 children)
I can't see him being much of a fisherman either. Maybe a commercial fishing fleet owner but, come on, his clothes are entirely too nice to wipe fish gook on.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1) by DECbot on Thursday December 06 2018, @10:06PM
Wipe fish goop on clothes? What are you thinking! Why do you think there are hookers on the boat? To wipe the hooks on of course!
cats~$ sudo chown -R us /home/base
(Score: 2) by Reziac on Sunday December 09 2018, @02:44AM
Maybe not... in his youth he played baseball (good enough to get scouted by the majors). He was a catcher, and known for getting his uniform dirty (ie. playing hard). When he toured the CA fire disasters, he didn't wear a nice suit; he wore an old windbreaker. Right gear for the job. I don't think he'd go fishing in a nice suit. :)
And there is no Alkibiades to come back and save us from ourselves.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Friday December 07 2018, @01:10AM (1 child)
To be fair, you can probably do "cat /dev/urandom > /home/user/somefile.pl" and then ^C after a moment and it will likely still run :v
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 1) by DECbot on Friday December 07 2018, @01:44AM
Now that sounds like a fun challenge. Do like you said and cat /dev/urandom into a file. Then import that file into a project which includes all the necessary libraries to make the file work as legitimate perl code. Maybe it could be leveled by how many bytes of urandom are concatenated into your file. You start with a 16 byte challenge and work up to 2048 byte challenge.
cats~$ sudo chown -R us /home/base
(Score: 3, Funny) by Azuma Hazuki on Thursday December 06 2018, @04:11AM
That sure showed us how much you don't care. Yeeee-ap. Totally. We get it. You give fewer fucks than Deadpool railing a honey badger in the ass bareback while both he and said badger are coked up to high heaven. You're the toughest manliest man ever on the entire whole wide Intertubes, and you don't care at all when people call you out, because you know you're awesome, and that's the bottom line! Whooo! Fuck yeah!
...Listen, they sell this stuff at the drugstore called Preparation H. Buy their entire supply, and while you're at it, stock in the manufacturer. You gon' need it, beaky boi.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 3, Interesting) by Subsentient on Thursday December 06 2018, @05:36PM (4 children)
Yes, conservatives can foam too. Almost as much as the liberals at times.
This is why humanity won't survive; we can't have a civilized debate and attempt to deduce the truth,
we'd rather just tear into each other and cling to our fallacies.
This causes people to give up on debate and do whatever stupid idea they already had in their shriveled head.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 07 2018, @03:35AM (3 children)
Oh yes we can have decent debate and attempt to deduce the truth, but do you even realize the irony with "Yes, conservatives can foam too. Almost as much as the liberals at times."?
You can be angry at liberals who fly off the handle, but the conservative tactic of claiming the high road while taking the low is something you should think about yourself.
(Score: 2) by Subsentient on Friday December 07 2018, @04:53PM (2 children)
Dude, I'm center-left. I just notice SJWs get more foamy.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 07 2018, @07:05PM (1 child)
I submit for your review Kavanaugh Vs. Ford!
I submit The War on Christmas!
I submit "her emails!"
I submit The Caravan of DOOOM!
Sure pal, the lefties are totally the real loons. As long as you discount reality and all that. Maybe you noticed an uptick in "foaminess" around 2016? Possibly there is some causative force at work? Some dark dangerous thing that has people shouting from the rooftops hoping the cultists wake up?
Naaaah, liberals are just crazy hysterical pansies amirite?
(Score: 2) by Subsentient on Saturday December 08 2018, @11:09AM
No, no, the conservatives get pretty foamy too. I said as much. I think foamy conservatives are more common but less severe than foamy liberals, come to think of it.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
(Score: 2) by NotSanguine on Thursday December 06 2018, @09:47PM (10 children)
Perhaps that's your superpower, TMB.
Or not. Either way, I don't see why that should interrupt your leisure time.
Carry on!
No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday December 06 2018, @09:53PM (9 children)
It's a pointless superpower. Kind of like having an infinite bladder as a firefighter. Sure, you wouldn't run out but pissing on a house fire isn't going to do much of anything except get your short and curlies singed off either.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 4, Funny) by NotSanguine on Thursday December 06 2018, @10:28PM (8 children)
So....you'd prefer a pointy superpower?
Nope. Not going to get a serious reply, especially given that my original post wasn't serious either.
That's *my* superpower, and it's very pointy! nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah! :)
No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
(Score: 1, Troll) by Azuma Hazuki on Friday December 07 2018, @01:08AM (7 children)
Actually his superhero identity is Impossible Shapes Man. Specifically, the Klein Bottle, as he's got his head permanently stuck up his ass :D
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 07 2018, @03:45AM (1 child)
Should've simplified it, "Klein Man, named after the bottle he resembles when he looks up his own ass for clues"
(Score: 4, Funny) by DeathMonkey on Friday December 07 2018, @05:30PM
Klein Bottle Man, Klein Bottle Man, head up his ass like a Klein Bottle Man! Gets in a fight, the internet wins. Klein Bottle Man.
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Friday December 07 2018, @05:32PM (4 children)
How does one troll a thread entirely devoted to shit-talking?
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Friday December 07 2018, @05:58PM (3 children)
By pointing out that the head shit-talker is in fact full of shit? The guy's mimicking Donald Trump's personality flaws in so many ways it's almost tragic. I am sure I got troll modded because of daring to look him right in the beady little eye and tell him he's full of shit.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 07 2018, @06:14PM (2 children)
But where is your evidence he is the head shit-talker? You can't just throw around accusations like that, have you no integrity? Only fascists throw around such accusations lightly! Socialism is cancer, long live the pyramids!
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Friday December 07 2018, @10:26PM (1 child)
You forgot to log in, NPC-$BIGNUM
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 07 2018, @10:58PM
I gotta stop trying sarcasm with you. I thought "long live the pyramids!" was a dead giveaway but these days the crazy is so pervasive it is probably safer to assume it was serious.
Sarcasm, the real victim of this clown show.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Tuesday December 11 2018, @04:22PM