Just when you think visiting Australia can't be any stranger, the Brits turn up a new one by discovering the resting place of the first person to circumnavigate Australia while renovating a train station. Remember, kids, always use lead for your coffin plate so if you are lost for a few centuries, people who find you will know who you are.
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Saturday January 26 2019, @07:24AM (2 children)
"You can embalm a stiff in it."
(Dad was a beekeeper.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 2) by MostCynical on Saturday January 26 2019, @09:28AM
But you still need something in which to put the honey..
"I guess once you start doubting, there's no end to it." -Batou, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday January 26 2019, @01:31PM
It also gets icky and crystallized if you put it in the fridge.