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Journal by fustakrakich

It is theater for idiots.

It is simply two bickering factions of a political machine in a minor turf war.

Turns out the impeachment circus really was to protect ol' Joe.

The Liberal Elites were so freaked out about Joe Biden openly bragging about bribing the Ukrainian president to stop a prosecutor from doing his job, that they tried to use that to impeach Trump with! How insane is that? They impeached Trump for trying to investigate Biden for bragging about an obvious case of corruption — and the progressives were so afraid of their own shadows that they went along with it! Happily! AOC and the squad were doing backflips while being played for suckers! They happily gave up their golden opportunity to remove their biggest obstacle to getting a progressive in the White House. For what? To make Trump look kinda bad? Not even real bad. Just KINDA BAD!??!...

... there is no specific crime mentioned in the impeachment, because as the witnesses stated, there was no actual statement from Trump asking for a quid pro quo from Zelensky, or anyone else. They impeached him on the idea that “mind reading” is now an acceptable prosecutorial protocol. They claim that even though Trump did not explicitly say he wanted Biden investigated in return for aid, that “they know” that the Ukrainian leaders were able to “read his mind” and get that message from him....

Update:

Here's an example, showing Bloomberg's the DNC's campaign was/is always against Sanders, not Trump. Now he is feeding the DNC a bunch of money, very confident of Biden's nomination.

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  • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:30PM (7 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:30PM (#966969)

    [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

    Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
    With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
    And the political ideas of a child

    Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the children know
    How he came to troll one day
    There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
    For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

    Oh, Fusty the moron
    Was a dickhead through and through
    And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
    Just the same as khallow and ari

    Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
    With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
    And the political ideas of a child

    Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the children know
    How he came to troll one day
    There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
    For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

    Fusty the moron
    Knew less and less each day
    So he said, "let's troll
    And I'll be a dickhead
    Now before I'm completely ignored"

    Fusty the moron
    We wish he was on his way
    But he shitposted more and said
    "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:42PM (5 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:42PM (#966972)

      First time was funny. Second time is spam...

      • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:45PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:45PM (#966974)

        We'll be havin' fun!!!

        [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

        Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
        With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
        And the political ideas of a child

        Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
        How he came to troll one day
        There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
        For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

        Oh, Fusty the moron
        Was a dickhead through and through
        And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
        Just the same as khallow and ari

        Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
        With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
        And the political ideas of a child

        Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
        How he came to troll one day
        There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
        For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

        Fusty the moron
        Knew less and less each day
        So he said, "let's troll
        And I'll be a dickhead
        Now before I'm completely ignored"

        Fusty the moron
        We wish he was on his way
        But he shitposted more and said
        "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:38PM (3 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:38PM (#967030)

        First time was funny. Second time is spam...

        And the third time and beyond is damned annoying. Give it a rest, Frosty!

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:50PM (2 children)

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:50PM (#967034)

          And the third time and beyond is damned annoying. Give it a rest, Frosty!

          But...But...It's funny 'cause it's true! [youtu.be]

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:43PM (1 child)

            by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:43PM (#967057)

            Be that as it may, once or twice is more than enough. Beyond that, it's just annoying spam.

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @10:16PM

              by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @10:16PM (#967124)

              Beyond that, it's just annoying spam.

              And modded as such too.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:42PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:42PM (#966973)

      add hominy?

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:46PM (19 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:46PM (#966975)

    The one for whom I feel most sorry is Pelosi.

    I mean, the old mummy had it coming, but aside from that: she clearly didn't want to impeach Trump. She dragged her feet at every opportunity, tried to brush off the yelping pack whenever she could, but finally got cornered into an impeachment that she must have known would never result in a removal from office, would strengthen the president politically, and leave the democrats looking angry and impotent - never a good combination.

    Oh well, being used as a handy tool is something to which she's probably pretty accustomed right now.

    • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:05PM (2 children)

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:05PM (#966985) Journal

      I don't feel anything for her. I would like to know what kind of bacon she brings home that keeps her in office for so long.

      --
      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
      • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:08PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:08PM (#966991)

        Ooh look! It's Fusty the moron! Hooray!

        [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

        Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
        With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
        And the political ideas of a child

        Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
        How he came to troll one day
        There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
        For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

        Oh, Fusty the moron
        Was a dickhead through and through
        And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
        Just the same as khallow and ari

        Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
        With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
        And the political ideas of a child

        Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
        How he came to troll one day
        There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
        For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

        Fusty the moron
        Knew less and less each day
        So he said, "let's troll
        And I'll be a dickhead
        Now before I'm completely ignored"

        Fusty the moron
        We wish he was on his way
        But he shitposted more and said
        "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:12PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:12PM (#967019)

        I would like to know what kind of bacon she brings home

        Is that another one of your fantasies [youtube.com], Fusty?

        Sorry, Nancy would rather have a real man, not a Trump cock smoker.

    • (Score: 2) by Arik on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:24PM (14 children)

      by Arik (4543) on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:24PM (#967005) Journal
      She didn't want to impeach Trump because she's completely complicit in his crimes.
      --
      If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
      • (Score: 2, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:35PM (13 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:35PM (#967028)

        She didn't want to impeach Trump because she's completely complicit in his crimes.

        Got any evidence for that? And I'm expecting it to be good evidence. Not half-baked conspiracy theories.

        • (Score: 2, Informative) by Arik on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:14PM (12 children)

          by Arik (4543) on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:14PM (#967043) Journal
          There's plenty in the public record no need for any theories. You should really keep up. Look at her record. When Trump sends her a budget she doesn't oppose him, in fact she insists on giving him more than he asked for. Think!
          --
          If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
          • (Score: 3, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:40PM

            by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:40PM (#967055)

            I'm sorry but your response is inadequate. Remember what I said about half-baked conspiracy theories? I expect to see evidence and analysis to back up your theory. You could do better than this.

          • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:50PM (10 children)

            by fustakrakich (6150) on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:50PM (#967061) Journal

            Don't waste your time. They will wave off everything you put out there. It's hardly worth responding to them at all.

            --
            La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
            • (Score: 3, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:58PM (7 children)

              by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:58PM (#967067)

              So far, Arik hasn't put anything out there except half-baked conspiracy theories. He should at least make an honest attempt to answer.

              • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Thursday March 05 2020, @08:04PM (6 children)

                by fustakrakich (6150) on Thursday March 05 2020, @08:04PM (#967068) Journal

                Anybody really interested in answers already knows them. All the answers are always at their own finder tips. To link them over and over again is wasteful and redundant on a bunch of tribal hand waving ninnies.

                --
                La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
                • (Score: 2, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:11PM (2 children)

                  by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:11PM (#967092)

                  How about linking to them (at least) once. Would that be OK? And I object to being called a tribal hand waving ninny.

                  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:53PM (1 child)

                    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:53PM (#967117)

                    Don't mind Fusty. He's a moron.

                    As we've been informed far too many times.

                    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @10:36PM

                      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @10:36PM (#967129)

                      Well, moron or no, he deserves to be given at least one chance to make his point. It's disappointing that he apparently refuses to give it a reasonable try.

                • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @10:02PM (2 children)

                  by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @10:02PM (#967122)

                  More blather and bullshit.

                  It's really tedious, moron.

                  [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

                  Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
                  With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
                  And the political ideas of a child

                  Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
                  How he came to troll one day
                  There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
                  For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

                  Oh, Fusty the moron
                  Was a dickhead through and through
                  And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
                  Just the same as khallow and ari

                  Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
                  With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
                  And the political ideas of a child

                  Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
                  How he came to troll one day
                  There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
                  For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

                  Fusty the moron
                  Knew less and less each day
                  So he said, "let's troll
                  And I'll be a dickhead
                  Now before I'm completely ignored"

                  Fusty the moron
                  We wish he was on his way
                  But he shitposted more and said
                  "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

                  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @10:46PM

                    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @10:46PM (#967133)

                    Look, you have been told multiple times enough with the spam!!! If you don't have anything useful to contribute then fuck off, already!!!

                  • (Score: 0, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @04:04AM

                    by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @04:04AM (#967275)

                    Troll, troll, troll your post
                    Gently down the stream!
                    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
                    Fusty's about to scream!

            • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:59PM (1 child)

              by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:59PM (#967121)

              Don't waste your time. They will wave off everything you put out there. It's hardly worth responding to them at all.

              Talking about yourself again fusty? Good show!

              [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

              Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
              With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
              And the political ideas of a child

              Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
              How he came to troll one day
              There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
              For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

              Oh, Fusty the moron
              Was a dickhead through and through
              And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
              Just the same as khallow and ari

              Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
              With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
              And the political ideas of a child

              Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
              How he came to troll one day
              There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
              For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

              Fusty the moron
              Knew less and less each day
              So he said, "let's troll
              And I'll be a dickhead
              Now before I'm completely ignored"

              Fusty the moron
              We wish he was on his way
              But he shitposted more and said
              "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @11:23PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @11:23PM (#967142)

      The one for whom I feel most sorry is Pelosi.

      I don't. Both her and Biden and who knows who else had their families taken care of in the Ukraine.

  • (Score: 5, Informative) by DeathMonkey on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:47PM (2 children)

    by DeathMonkey (1380) on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:47PM (#966976) Journal

    A newly unearthed letter from 2016 shows that Republican senators pushed for reforms to Ukraine's prosecutor general's office and judiciary, echoing calls then-Vice President Joe Biden made at the time.

    CNN's KFile found a February 2016 bipartisan letter signed by several Republican senators that urged then-Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko to "press ahead with urgent reforms to the Prosecutor General's office and judiciary."

    The letter shows that addressing corruption in Ukraine's Prosecutor General's office had bipartisan support in the US and further undercuts a baseless attack made by President Donald Trump and his allies that Biden pressured the Ukrainian government to fire then Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin to stop investigations into a Ukrainian natural gas company that his son, Hunter Biden, sat on the board of. There is no evidence of wrongdoing by either Joe or Hunter Biden, nor is it clear whether Hunter was under investigation at all.

    Republican senators echoed Biden in urging Ukrainian president to reform prosecutor general's office [cnn.com]

    • (Score: 2, Informative) by fustakrakich on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:11PM (1 child)

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:11PM (#966993) Journal

      Corruption in DC has always been bipartisan. SNAFU!

      --
      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
      • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:21PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:21PM (#967001)

        What? You're worthless and wouldn't know a fact if it came up and smacked you in the face? Shocking!

        [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

        Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
        With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
        And the political ideas of a child

        Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
        How he came to troll one day
        There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
        For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

        Oh, Fusty the moron
        Was a dickhead through and through
        And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
        Just the same as khallow and ari

        Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
        With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
        And the political ideas of a child

        Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
        How he came to troll one day
        There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
        For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

        Fusty the moron
        Knew less and less each day
        So he said, "let's troll
        And I'll be a dickhead
        Now before I'm completely ignored"

        Fusty the moron
        We wish he was on his way
        But he shitposted more and said
        "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

  • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:47PM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @04:47PM (#966977)

    So, your last journal entry didn't get the reception you were hoping for and now you hope that this bit of boilerplate will do the trick? At the very least, I can say you are persistent.

    • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:18PM (2 children)

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:18PM (#966997) Journal

      over 140 comments and counting

      Yep, when I make the call, the flea circus comes to town [soylentnews.org]

      --
      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
      • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:23PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:23PM (#967003)

        Yep, when I make the call, the flea circus comes to town [soylentnews.org]

        And we're all laughing *at* you, not with you, Fusty,

        You go, girl!

        [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

        Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
        With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
        And the political ideas of a child

        Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
        How he came to troll one day
        There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
        For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

        Oh, Fusty the moron
        Was a dickhead through and through
        And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
        Just the same as khallow and ari

        Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
        With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
        And the political ideas of a child

        Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
        How he came to troll one day
        There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
        For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

        Fusty the moron
        Knew less and less each day
        So he said, "let's troll
        And I'll be a dickhead
        Now before I'm completely ignored"

        Fusty the moron
        We wish he was on his way
        But he shitposted more and said
        "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:46PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:46PM (#967032)

        over 140 comments and counting

        Look, just because a bunch of people are showing up to tell you how wrong you are doesn't mean you are popular. It just means you are a laughingstock. But, hey! If you want to bend over to grab your ankles for more ass whacks. Well, who am I to judge you for your odd proclivities?

  • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:04PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:04PM (#966984)

    I just use more humor, while fusty is just shrill and cowardly.. More's the pity

    [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

    Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
    With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
    And the political ideas of a child

    Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
    How he came to troll one day
    There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
    For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

    Oh, Fusty the moron
    Was a dickhead through and through
    And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
    Just the same as khallow and ari

    Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
    With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
    And the political ideas of a child

    Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
    How he came to troll one day
    There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
    For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

    Fusty the moron
    Knew less and less each day
    So he said, "let's troll
    And I'll be a dickhead
    Now before I'm completely ignored"

    Fusty the moron
    We wish he was on his way
    But he shitposted more and said
    "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:07PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:07PM (#966988)

    They impeached Trump

    Trump was never impeached.

    The loss on the articles in the Senate means that Trump was never impeached.

    • (Score: 4, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:18PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:18PM (#966998)

      Trump was never impeached.

      The loss on the articles in the Senate means that Trump was never impeached.

      A bunch of dead guys would like to disagree with you. [constitutionus.com]

      Articles of impeachment were passed in the House. *That's impeachment.*

      The Senate voted *not* to convict on those articles of impeachment.

      President -- Impeached, not convicted. Exactly the same as Johnson and Clinton.

    • (Score: 2) by cmdrklarg on Thursday March 05 2020, @08:28PM

      by cmdrklarg (5048) Subscriber Badge on Thursday March 05 2020, @08:28PM (#967078)

      BZZZT!! Wrong!

      Impeachment is very similar to being indicted in a criminal case.

      Trump was impeached by the House. He was not convicted by the Senate. Had he not been impeached the Senate would not have had a trial.

      --
      Answer now is don't give in; aim for a new tomorrow.
  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:20PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:20PM (#967000)

    All you do is stir up political shit non-stop. You should get a spam ban just for that alone. These journals make even TMB look interesting by comparison!

  • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:31PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:31PM (#967006)

    A journey which along the will bring to you new color, new dimensions, new values....

    When all is ready, I throw this switch....

    [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

    Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
    With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
    And the political ideas of a child

    Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
    How he came to troll one day
    There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
    For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

    Oh, Fusty the moron
    Was a dickhead through and through
    And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
    Just the same as khallow and ari

    Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
    With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
    And the political ideas of a child

    Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
    How he came to troll one day
    There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
    For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

    Fusty the moron
    Knew less and less each day
    So he said, "let's troll
    And I'll be a dickhead
    Now before I'm completely ignored"

    Fusty the moron
    We wish he was on his way
    But he shitposted more and said
    "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

  • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:46PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:46PM (#967008)

    Dressing something up in Latin, calling it "quid pro quo", doesn't make it a crime. You can do "quid pro quo" just like you can do shooting, driving, fishing, and fucking. All of those can be legal or illegal according to circumstances.

    Presidential actions do not become criminal just because they happen to personally benefit the president. There would have to be some significant way that the action knowingly harms the USA.

    Prosecuting the Biden family is unlikely to benefit the president. If anything, as we've seen, it looks bad! At the time of the phone call, it was far from obvious that Biden would be the nominee. The nominee is going to lose in any case, so none of this matters anyway. There is more than enough dirt on all of them already. The more-electable democrats decided to wait for 2024 instead of facing an incumbent with a terrific economy.

    Ethically and morally, Trump has a duty to make sure that criminals like the Biden family are prosecuted. Awkwardness is no excuse. Ethically and morally, Trump has a duty to pressure foreign leaders ("quid pro quo" if you like) into assisting our law enforcement efforts. He is the head of state, and thus our top-ranked diplomat. He is supposed to get involved.

    So if there was no actual statement from Trump asking for a quid pro quo from Zelensky, that could be a problem. Trump is supposed to ask for a quid pro quo. A bit of laziness doesn't rise to "high crimes and misdemeanors" however, so that's tolerable.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:51PM (7 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @05:51PM (#967011)
    • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:07PM (6 children)

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:07PM (#967017) Journal

      I said campaign, not election.

      Please, learn to read first, then post!

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      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
      • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:17PM (1 child)

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:17PM (#967023)

        I said campaign, not election.

        Please, learn to read first, then post!

        So...we shouldn't have campaigns to help us decide who to vote for?

        You;'re dumber than usual today Fusty!

        [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

        Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
        With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
        And the political ideas of a child

        Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
        How he came to troll one day
        There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
        For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

        Oh, Fusty the moron
        Was a dickhead through and through
        And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
        Just the same as khallow and ari

        Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
        With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
        And the political ideas of a child

        Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
        How he came to troll one day
        There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
        For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

        Fusty the moron
        Knew less and less each day
        So he said, "let's troll
        And I'll be a dickhead
        Now before I'm completely ignored"

        Fusty the moron
        We wish he was on his way
        But he shitposted more and said
        "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:13PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:13PM (#967093)

          "Who'd have thought the old man to have so much spam in him?"

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:35PM (3 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:35PM (#967052)

        I said campaign, not election.

        I see. So, what is it you think they are campaigning for?

        Please, learn to read first, then post!

        Indeed, you could learn a lesson in that too. Remember: Read. Think. (Optionally) Post. Do not change this order.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @02:38AM (2 children)

          by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @02:38AM (#967236)

          what is it you think they are campaigning for?

          Stupid question...

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @04:00AM (1 child)

            by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @04:00AM (#967273)

            No, it's not. He's trying to make some bullshit distinction between a campaign and an election. So, what is this (imaginary) distinction he is trying to make?

            • (Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @04:44PM

              by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @04:44PM (#967504)

              The campaign is a clown show, a money laundering and tax evasion scheme by frauds attempting to convince people they are qualified for the job in question. An election is the process of choosing which clown the fools will complain about for the next two years.

  • (Score: 2, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:16PM (24 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @06:16PM (#967022)

    They're never in a million years going to let Sanders win and so it looks like Biden wins by default.

    1) He was assigned to Ukraine and was responsible for doling out billions in funds to the contrary, with great freedom given to him to use whatever he desired as leverage. His son, who is a drug addict, presumably does not speak Ukrainian, and had negligible experience somehow ended up on the board of a Ukrainian natural gas company making $50k+ per month. It's so overt you don't even need to make allegations. Simply stating the facts is damning enough.

    2) His extremely uncomfortable behavior around women. There is extensive video, and all of it together in compilation, looks really damn creepy. Again, no allegations are necessary. Simply show who he is.

    3) Biden Gaffes. And once again, no allegations are necessary. My favorite recent one. [youtube.com] : 'We hold these truths to be self evident! All men and women are created... by.. uhh.. you know the thing.' He does seem to be pretty aware in general, but some of his 'gaffes' are getting kind of weird. Like that, or this [youtube.com] where he tells voters that he's running for the senate.

    ---

    Beyond does just look at the demographic issues. Biden attracts: old, conservative, black (excluding young - who also favor Sanders). Sanders attracts pretty much everybody else. It may be the case that the old and conservative are the ones voting in primaries, but if that's his base, it's going to be a landslide in November. And while I do think the old conservative types might be willing to take one for the team, there are a whole bunch of Sanders-or-bust types out there.

    Literally seems like the DNC has decided that Trump > Sanders. Makes you realize that both camps really are just corporate fronts.

    • (Score: 1, Troll) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:50PM (23 children)

      by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Thursday March 05 2020, @07:50PM (#967060) Homepage Journal

      Nah, they've just been around long enough to not want to have to relearn as a nation what communism always ends up leading to.

      --
      My rights don't end where your fear begins.
      • (Score: 2, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:26PM (14 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:26PM (#967101)

        Bernie is neither a communist nor a socialist, no matter how he brands himself. He's a social democrat [qz.com] who wants to reform capitalism rather than replace it. If Bernie brands himself a socialist, it's probably embracing the title that has been repeatedly misused in this country for decades [nytimes.com]. Bernie's policies would be a step toward the Nordic model [wikipedia.org] rather than an actual implementation of socialism. Describing Bernie as a communist indicates an ignorance of what communism actually is. The terms communism and socialism are used incorrectly in this country because they're effective at stoking fear from the Cold War era. Bernie's goals are to make the United States more like Denmark or Norway, NOT like the Soviet Union.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @11:28PM (4 children)

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @11:28PM (#967145)

          Socialists always want to pick Denmark or Norway. First of all, they aren't very socialist. Second of all, they are kind of poor -- no not like South Sudan is, but poor. Third of all, they have unusual circumstances like a bunch of petroleum and fishing rights supporting a tiny population.

          Pick a random country with those ideas, and it looks like shit. Try most of South America for example. Compare the per-person purchasing power parity against that of the USA and see.

          Now, you think the USA will end up like Denmark or Norway? Why? Why not like Argentina, Brazil, or much worse? In terms of population and size and resources, the USA sort of resembles Brazil. That is not a future I would wish for. If you want to live in a favela, move to Brazil instead of fucking up the USA.

          • (Score: 2, Insightful) by petecox on Friday March 06 2020, @02:15AM (3 children)

            by petecox (3228) on Friday March 06 2020, @02:15AM (#967222)

            Brazil socialist??? Bolsonaro is Latino-Trump.

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @02:29AM

              by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @02:29AM (#967229)

              Pay it no mind, he's just trolling

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @07:08AM (1 child)

              by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @07:08AM (#967327)

              He's referencing Brazilian President 'Lula.' [wikipedia.org] Brazil did go socialist for over a decade. Their country rapidly deteriorated during this time even as Lula moved somewhat more moderate in his views. Like all socialist idealists, his presidency was also plagued with immense corruption and he himself ended up with the distinction of being the first president ever arrested for corruption.

              The only reason Brazil isn't on the list as just another failed example of socialism is because the Brazilian people reacted a bit faster than most. Lula is precisely what set the stage for the emergence of Bolsonaro.

              • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @04:50PM

                by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @04:50PM (#967511)

                You are such a liar!

                Lula was the victim of a coup by slander and libel.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @11:52PM (3 children)

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @11:52PM (#967158)

          Bernie is a socialist to all intents and purposes. That he's hobbled by a nation that doesn't particularly care for it, and consequently rebrands himself as a social democrat, doesn't really cut much ice.

          He has repeatedly spoken in favour of:

          nationalising major industries

          confiscatory taxes

          increasing central government power

          reducing, or removing civil liberties

          admiration for brutally repressive socialist dictators

          You may think he's the best thing since sliced bread, but politically speaking the difference between him and a socialist is a matter of branding.

          Yeah, he's functionally a socialist. His supporters may as well own it.

          • (Score: 1) by catholocism on Friday March 06 2020, @02:23PM (2 children)

            by catholocism (8422) on Friday March 06 2020, @02:23PM (#967411)

            "admiration for brutally repressive socialist dictators"
            Just realized I'd never hear the phrase brutally repressive capitalist dictators uttered. Surely its not for a lack of them. Guess its just useful to conflate an economic system you fear with evil.

            • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday March 07 2020, @01:15AM

              by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Saturday March 07 2020, @01:15AM (#967750) Homepage Journal

              It's only logical to when they all end up the same way eventually.

              --
              My rights don't end where your fear begins.
            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 07 2020, @05:34PM

              by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 07 2020, @05:34PM (#967923)

              When Bernie starts voicing admiration for brutally repressive capitalist dictators, they may be relevant. But not yet.

              Still waiting ...

        • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday March 06 2020, @02:09PM (4 children)

          "Soicial Democrat" = Socialist in a nation that does not elect socialists.

          Communist = socialist who wants to move control of the means of production from the people to the government.

          Yes, he is a communist. He's just trying to get there by inches instead of all at once.

          --
          My rights don't end where your fear begins.
          • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Friday March 06 2020, @04:06PM (3 children)

            by fustakrakich (6150) on Friday March 06 2020, @04:06PM (#967471) Journal

            In the US the people ARE the government.

            --
            La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
            • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday March 07 2020, @01:14AM (2 children)

              by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Saturday March 07 2020, @01:14AM (#967747) Homepage Journal

              You think? I don't. We may theoretically pick the government but we very much are not allowed to make the decisions or even call bullshit on their decisions. No, there is no nation run by The People. I very much doubt there ever will be.

              --
              My rights don't end where your fear begins.
              • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Saturday March 07 2020, @02:52AM (1 child)

                by fustakrakich (6150) on Saturday March 07 2020, @02:52AM (#967776) Journal

                We may theoretically pick the government but we very much are not allowed to make the decisions or even call bullshit on their decisions.

                Of course you are, when you vote. You just have to remember, you are a collective! HAHAHAHA! And 95% of the collective chooses to keep things the way they are. You're doomed, DOOOOMED!

                Oh shit, me too...

                --
                La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
      • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:30PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:30PM (#967103)

        Big ooph.

        You're so dumb. Universal healthcare is functioning just fine in many democratic socialist countries with plenty of capitalist businesses. Ditto universal education.

        I don't understand how you can fail to grasp how educating and keeping your population healthy leads to better economic outcomes. I guess you're just one of those temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Or it is just that Big L stupidity which sorta recognizes the need for civil society while going near anarchist with everything else. Just WTF you dumb bird.

      • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:52PM (1 child)

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @09:52PM (#967116)

        Troll!

        Damn! You really provoked a democrat moderation feeding frenzy! And modding themselves up all over the place too!

        They are something else, aren't they? Real poison

        • (Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @10:10PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 05 2020, @10:10PM (#967123)

          Hooray! You go Fusty!

          [Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman [youtube.com]. With apologies to Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson]

          Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
          With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
          And the political ideas of a child

          Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
          How he came to troll one day
          There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
          For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

          Oh, Fusty the moron
          Was a dickhead through and through
          And the soylentils say he could blather fact-free crap
          Just the same as khallow and ari

          Fusty the moron is a dickless piece of shit
          With an ass that talked and a mouth stuffed with Trump cock
          And the political ideas of a child

          Fusty the moron is a Internet shill, they say He was made of dog shit but the soylentils know
          How he came to troll one day
          There must have been some Trump jizz in That old cock he sucks
          For when he placed it in his mouth He began to talk out of his ass

          Fusty the moron
          Knew less and less each day
          So he said, "let's troll
          And I'll be a dickhead
          Now before I'm completely ignored"

          Fusty the moron
          We wish he was on his way
          But he shitposted more and said
          "I won't go away until I prove I'm brain-damaged"

      • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @06:59AM (4 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 06 2020, @06:59AM (#967325)

        A big part of the reason I will vote Sanders if he wins (and probably Trump if he does not) is because he stands 0 chance of getting any of his more extreme ideas passed. Checks and balances - they actually work when there's ideological diversity in congress. I don't agree with Sanders on much of anything anymore, but I think he's honest and well intentioned - even if misguided.

        There's also another reason. If Sanders is elected, perhaps even if he just wins the DNC nomination - it's going to cause the DNC to collapse. The DNC is a corporate entity that runs on a charade of liberalism. An actual liberal getting elected would split it hard as the establishment types and the money that controls them would never accept a Sanders. You'll end up with, at the minimum, a corporate DNC, and a liberal DNC. I think this would open the door to proportional representation. Proportional representation in countries that previously had first past the post tends to be immediately preceded by the emergence of multiple powerful parties. And rather than causing the conservative side to rally around republicans, I think the DNC fracturing would also create an opportunity for conservative groups to make a run of it on their own. How absurd is it that evangelicals and libertarians are shoved into the same self contradictory party?

        • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday March 06 2020, @02:12PM

          That's actually a pretty good point, assuming Congress remains split. If it doesn't, we'd be in for some suck, at least temporarily.

          --
          My rights don't end where your fear begins.
        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 07 2020, @05:39PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 07 2020, @05:39PM (#967924)

          Sanders may get to call himself liberaly when he starts to give anything resembling a shit about liberties.

          He's not wild about the 1st amendment, grudging put up with the 2nd in his early career, but jettisoned that long ago, and has been pretty big on ditching the 4th.

          Wake me when anybody involved with the DNC or party in general produces an actual liberal.

        • (Score: 2) by takyon on Saturday March 07 2020, @07:47PM (1 child)

          by takyon (881) <{takyon} {at} {soylentnews.org}> on Saturday March 07 2020, @07:47PM (#967969) Journal

          Good comment. It's why I don't care so much about "How will you pay for Plan 9?" questions. Because Bernie's policy priorities would be opposed by a fair number of Democrats in Congress, might not make it past a filibuster threshold, etc. When you vote for Bernie Sanders, you are mainly voting for a governing philosophy. The vetoes and bureaucratic shuffling might be more significant than the bills he signs. Ideally, legislation will involve compromises to get at least a handful from the other party on board. Of course, bipartisanship is not always great, since it has given us stuff like FOSTA/SESTA. A more bitterly divided Congress would tank more bad bills.

          I'm not sure about how a collapse would go. I think Sanders supporters would be frenzied by Biden getting the nomination, especially if any evidence of funny business leaks out. Sanders could be grudgingly accepted by the DNC as the nominee since there are not enough AOCs in Congress to get his legislative priorities passed intact even if he wins. Either candidate losing to Trump in November could trigger a collapse, since any pretense of cooperation would fly out the window.

          The two party system is strong and fractures will probably be repaired. If a purged Democratic Party or the Green Party can't win nationally against the Republicans, the fractured groups will re-coalesce and the centrist/corporate types will probably take the lead again.

          --
          [SIG] 10/28/2017: Soylent Upgrade v14 [soylentnews.org]
          • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Saturday March 07 2020, @08:44PM

            by fustakrakich (6150) on Saturday March 07 2020, @08:44PM (#967984) Journal

            Everything depends on congress. And what we have, in the electorate itself, is people voting against each, not with each other. Congress only reflects that, enabling the prez to grab more power for himself.

            Bernie is losing it. Here he claims credit for Michigan's governor Gretchen Whitmer’s victory [nytimes.com]:

            Asked about Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's endorsement of Mr. Biden on Thursday, Mr. Sanders sounded miffed. "Well, that wasn’t her thoughts when I came here to help her get elected, as a matter of fact,"

            When in fact he endorsed her opponent in the primary for that race [detroitnews.com]. Party antagonists are attacking each other more than they are attacking Trump. Who is the DNC really supporting?

            The DNC will rebrand itself, but it won't be any different. Money makes the world go 'round...

            the fractured groups will re-coalesce and the centrist/corporate types will probably take the lead again.

            Voters have to take their own initiative to break free, but the Vegas/Hollywood Industrial Complex makes that very difficult.

            --
            La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
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