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Journal by fustakrakich
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you...
Some trails are happy ones, Others are blue.
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I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @02:02AM (2 children)
Yeehaw!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @06:52AM (1 child)
I've seen BTTF3.
Even 'Mad Dog' Tannen was forced to check his firearms at the shindig.
(Score: 0, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @11:54AM
More proof that California is a workers state, a Marxist paradise, with uppity women like Clara Clayton who don't know their place, and as a fascist I am extremely butthurt that I am too fucking stupid to privately accumulate anything more than beer cans! Yeehaw!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @06:27AM
Double Black Diamond Republican Sudden Death
After touching the third rail, or falling from the Gondola, or, like Sonny Bono, skiiing into the pylon and shoving his femur through his chest cavity, to preserve Copyright for Disnesy.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @07:33AM (1 child)
Take the Rainbow Bridge, to Valhalla! Fusty! I hear Republican Valkeries, flying in to guide you! Only thing, they all look like Ann Coulter. Ewww. (Or perhaps, 2000 Mules that all resemble D'nesh D'Souzaphone.)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @06:56PM
tho thor he can't pith
(Score: -1, Flamebait) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday June 28 2022, @02:31PM (14 children)
Well, the one guy who was severely injured is a convict, if I understand that story. He probably threatened someone, maybe even assaulted and battered that someone. That person's fully semiautomatic weapon probably just jammed in the firing mode, and sprayed the crowd. It happens all the time!
I will note that I wasn't invited. Maybe I need to work on my tan?
https://www.facebook.com/people/Unified-Riderzz/100079990938879/ [facebook.com]
Some poster on that page disputes the claim that a 13 year old was shot. I have no idea what the facts are since they didn't invite me!
Abortion is the number one killed of children in the United States.
(Score: 4, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @05:09PM (5 children)
What a great anecdote about why we need better gun regulations.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @05:33PM
Yeah, we need higher quality guns that don't jam.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday June 28 2022, @05:40PM (3 children)
I doubt that if I had used sarcasm tags, you would have understood the joke. It was a joke, son. You're as sharp as a bowling ball, son. Or, as Bugs would say, "What a maroon!" Here, have a fully semiautomatic rubber hammer to beat yourself over the head with. Have fun now!
Abortion is the number one killed of children in the United States.
(Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @08:03PM (1 child)
Poor racist boomer, can't even make jokes without shooting themselves in the foot. Funny how the more you get pwned in your own journals the more you double down on your shitty rightwing bigotry. At least the mask is coming off whether you like it or not.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday June 30 2022, @10:41PM
This is the joke.
Republicans are about as funny as a case of the clap. See BabylonBee, or the Faux News failed DailyShow clone. Then there is Runaway, a entirely lower level of unfunny.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Wednesday June 29 2022, @07:37PM
Examples of a joke:
1. My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said "wow, that's an amazing car!" He replied, "If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, then next year you could see yourself looking at a brand-new Lamborghini that I will receive next year."
2. The guy who fell into an upholstery machine is completely recovered.
3. Runaway . . . from anyone with a gun
How often should I have my memory checked? I used to know but...
(Score: 5, Informative) by DeathMonkey on Tuesday June 28 2022, @05:52PM (5 children)
The joke is that it's ok to shoot a person if they're a convict? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I've heard you say the exact same thing in non-joke format too.
5 people shot, one in the face but not the 13 year old. The 13 year old was shot, just not in the face and has been relesed from the hopsital [kltv.com]
(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @08:20PM (4 children)
fully semiautomatic
It's an idiocy commonly repeated by leftwing idiots.
(Score: 3, Interesting) by DeathMonkey on Tuesday June 28 2022, @09:16PM (2 children)
Because selective fire weapons don't exist?
(Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @09:23PM
Not in the civilian world, stupid.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @10:46PM
Except for special people. And by special order. Like the special one being dialed-in for Ghislaine Maxwell.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Wednesday June 29 2022, @07:40PM
a fully automatic for my semi
It's an idiocy commonly repeated by rightwing idiots.
How often should I have my memory checked? I used to know but...
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @09:36PM (1 child)
Turn your Tucker Testicle Tanner up to 11.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 29 2022, @01:58AM
omg lol https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/tucker-carlson-end-of-men-testicle-tanning-1338944/ [rollingstone.com]
Is that for real?
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Tuesday June 28 2022, @05:47PM (2 children)
Well I don't know what we're supposed to be talking about here so I'll add something tangentially bike related:
You need to be able to get onto a bike first; in order to fall off one.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @09:40PM
Sleepy Joe challenges Traitor Trump to a bicycle race.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Wednesday June 29 2022, @07:42PM
The bar in the middle of a bike was invented to help break your fall. Especially for guys with balls. That is why women's bikes don't have them.
How often should I have my memory checked? I used to know but...
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 28 2022, @08:05PM (1 child)
You might be on another planet. *checks note* oh nm, is fusty the lizard alien, guess we learn some weird xeno-trivia! Much better than the usual xeno-phobia we get round 'ere.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Wednesday June 29 2022, @07:44PM
Sometimes we get homo-phobia, and trans-phobia around here. Like every day when certain people post on certain subjects.
How often should I have my memory checked? I used to know but...