It's a slow news day - and so we're seeing a lot of Gift guides posted on other sites..
But we're not going to give you a gift guide - We'll leave this for everyone to discuss here.
So what are you giving, or what would like to give out this holiday season?
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(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Wednesday December 17 2014, @04:24AM
Speaking of Amazon, I'd like to suggest a gift you can find on Amazon, a gift that keep on giving to your significant other as well as yourself.
That gift is the Cyberskin Transformer [amazon.com] penis-extender. It's like driving a monster truck instead of a hatchback, to include the exciting yelps and plooks and noises that come from both her smiles horizontal and vertical!
I have both the 2-inch and 4-inch, as you can see from this pic. [postimg.org] (Note: the white powder on them is the included cornstarch which keeps them from decomposing)
(Score: 2) by Techwolf on Friday December 26 2014, @01:28AM
I recommend Growler Wereable http://www.primalhardwere.com/gallery/WG/1 [primalhardwere.com] to really get her howling. :-D