(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 15 2015, @02:13AM
by Anonymous Coward
on Sunday March 15 2015, @02:13AM (#157942)
We might both be better off with less alcohol and a lot more weed in each of our lives. Much less time to be an asshole while you are all chilled out. Something about the booze though, even though it makes you feel worse at the end of the day, you feel like you need it. It isn't even a lie when you tell yourself you had a hard day, I need a drink to even this shit day out. But that drink takes its toll, hours and hours past the time you had it... wears you out, runs you down, tells you it is needed tomorrow. Find someway to bail on the booze and double down on the weed, it will help break your cycle. Just like the cake in Portal, alcohol is a lie.
Doesn't really work, does it? Insulting yourself is hardly trolling, in any meaningful sense of the word. And not really even funny. Usual Grotesqueness, but to no avail. The only upside is that no Soylentils were harmed in the making of this self troll.
But, it doesn't really fit what we think of you. Now, I consider you a friend since you are at least as deranged as I am, but the others see you in a more ornery manner. Like, red wings with cottage cheese and a goat ornery. Like, Penis caught in a sausage machine ornery. Like, 2 gallons of beer in one night followed by 3 $5 hookers ornery.
-- "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
I picture you sitting alone, intoxicated and disheveled in front of a computer hour after hour trolling the internet. Your goal? To build a bad-boy internet image so you can escape the torment of reality. Been there. Done that.
Ethanol-Fueled's texts are so formulaic they might as well be written by a bot. I imagine there's a bored and slightly deranged human tweaking the algorithms used, though. :-)
(Score: 2) by GungnirSniper on Sunday March 15 2015, @01:32AM
I get the impression you have a ton of toxic shame and it is killing you. [strugglinghero.com] Even if you are f'n hilarious at times.
Tips for better submissions to help our site grow. [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 1, Informative) by Ethanol-fueled on Sunday March 15 2015, @01:38AM
Nope. Suck my dick, nigger. Fuck suck.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 15 2015, @02:13AM
We might both be better off with less alcohol and a lot more weed in each of our lives. Much less time to be an asshole while you are all chilled out. Something about the booze though, even though it makes you feel worse at the end of the day, you feel like you need it. It isn't even a lie when you tell yourself you had a hard day, I need a drink to even this shit day out. But that drink takes its toll, hours and hours past the time you had it... wears you out, runs you down, tells you it is needed tomorrow. Find someway to bail on the booze and double down on the weed, it will help break your cycle. Just like the cake in Portal, alcohol is a lie.
(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Sunday March 15 2015, @05:21AM
You can lie your pink tongue on my black dick, faggotson.
(Score: 2) by tynin on Sunday March 15 2015, @02:56PM
But I'm sure you know that, oh master troll. We both know you can do better!
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Sunday March 15 2015, @09:43PM
Doesn't really work, does it? Insulting yourself is hardly trolling, in any meaningful sense of the word. And not really even funny. Usual Grotesqueness, but to no avail. The only upside is that no Soylentils were harmed in the making of this self troll.
(Score: 2) by Subsentient on Monday March 16 2015, @12:21AM
But, it doesn't really fit what we think of you. Now, I consider you a friend since you are at least as deranged as I am, but the others see you in a more ornery manner. Like, red wings with cottage cheese and a goat ornery. Like, Penis caught in a sausage machine ornery. Like, 2 gallons of beer in one night followed by 3 $5 hookers ornery.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
(Score: 2) by fliptop on Monday March 16 2015, @06:05PM
Did you just troll the whole city of Detroit [nhl.com]?
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
(Score: 2) by LoRdTAW on Thursday March 26 2015, @03:19AM
I picture you sitting alone, intoxicated and disheveled in front of a computer hour after hour trolling the internet. Your goal? To build a bad-boy internet image so you can escape the torment of reality. Been there. Done that.
(Score: 1) by _1156277 on Thursday April 09 2015, @04:57AM