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The tragic sudden death of Silicon Valley entrepreneur Dave Goldberg, CEO of SurveyMonkey and husband of Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg, has taken a twist. The cause of death was initially withheld; now it has been reported that the 47-year old died while working out in a gym at a Mexican resort hotel. Goldberg was found by his brother lying next to a treadmill in a pool of blood, with a gash in his head; state officials believe the injury occurred after he fell off the machine. Meanwhile, the general manager at Four Seasons Resort Punta Mita - denies that Goldberg was even a guest at the hotel or residences.
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Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data
encryption standard and they came up with ...
Student: EBCDIC!"
(Score: 5, Funny) by cafebabe on Wednesday May 06 2015, @02:20PM
Did you die:-
[ ] In your sleep.
[ ] In a violent incident.
[ ] In a traffic accident.
[ ] Exerting yourself in an unnecessary manner.
[ ] Due to an attack of wild animals.
[ ] On the toilet.
[ ] Other. Please explain: ________________
What when through your head when you died?:-
[ ] Nothing.
[ ] Oh, I really didn't want to do that.
[ ] What's that dripping sound?
[ ] What was that!?
[ ] Holy fuck!!!!!
[ ] A large piece of metal.
How would you rate your satisfaction with the afterlife?:-
[ ] Very satisfied.
[ ] Somewhat satisfied.
[ ] Neither satisfied nor satisfied.
[ ] Somewhat dissatisfied.
[ ] Very dissatisfied.
How do you rate our Personal Purgatory Experience(TM)?:-
[ ] I won't be doing that again because that Satan is a scary dude.
[ ] The details are too traumatic to recall.
[ ] My anus is bleeding.
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(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Wednesday May 06 2015, @07:37PM
How would you rate your satisfaction with the afterlife?:-
All I get is a 501 error, am I holding it wrong?