posted by
takyon
on Saturday June 20 2015, @11:30PM
An Anonymous Coward writes:
"At some point as a country, we have to reckon with what happens. It's not enough to express sympathy. You don't see this kind of murder, on this scale, with this kind of frequency in other advanced countries on earth." - President Obama.
Damn, you're right! I never thought of that! Almost all burglars wear sneakers. Knock out game players wear sneakers. Car-jackers wear sneakers. Do rapists even take their sneakers off? Hell - I've not seen a photograph of a mass shooter wearing boots, or leather shoes. Sneakers. Even rappers wear sneakers.
You've nailed it. Sneakers are responsible for the moral decay of American society!
-- We're gonna be able to vacation in Gaza, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran and maybe Minnesota soon. Incredible times.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 22 2015, @09:39PM
by Anonymous Coward
on Monday June 22 2015, @09:39PM (#199609)
This just in...Government issues law that all sneakers must have squeakers installed for tracking. Anyone seen barefoot or without squeakers will be highly scrutinized by the CIA and IRS for any misdeeds. This law was created to protect the children.....THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Sunday June 21 2015, @01:03AM
Damn, you're right! I never thought of that! Almost all burglars wear sneakers. Knock out game players wear sneakers. Car-jackers wear sneakers. Do rapists even take their sneakers off? Hell - I've not seen a photograph of a mass shooter wearing boots, or leather shoes. Sneakers. Even rappers wear sneakers.
You've nailed it. Sneakers are responsible for the moral decay of American society!
We're gonna be able to vacation in Gaza, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran and maybe Minnesota soon. Incredible times.
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Sunday June 21 2015, @02:21AM
WAIT!!! He was breathing!?!?!
Damn... every killer i've ever heard of was a breather. I heard Adolf Hitler breathed lots of air: TONS of it even.....
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. I have always been here. ---Gaaark 2.0 --
(Score: 1) by redneckmother on Sunday June 21 2015, @03:16AM
Yeah, but a MOUTH breather... get your stuph straight!
BTW: Nice Godwin!
Mas cerveza por favor.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 22 2015, @09:39PM
This just in...Government issues law that all sneakers must have squeakers installed for tracking. Anyone seen barefoot or without squeakers will be highly scrutinized by the CIA and IRS for any misdeeds. This law was created to protect the children.....THINK OF THE CHILDREN!