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posted by janrinok on Friday November 26 2021, @08:45PM   Printer-friendly
from the underused-nexus! dept.

Ars Technica has a series-recap-thing going on for "The Wheel of Time" series on Amazon: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/11/two-book-readers-recap-the-first-three-episodes-of-amazons-the-wheel-of-time/

In the event that you dislike people ruining great books for stupid political agendas, perhaps you should steer clear of this review of Amazon's TV Series.

These recaps won't cover every element of every episode, but they will contain major spoilers for the show and the book series. If you want to stay unspoiled and haven't read the books, these recaps aren't for you.

#1 The way magic works in the Wheel of Time (WoT) is crucial to the plot of the entire series. This is ignored entirely in the first three episodes. Which makes me think, they're going to be doing even more stupid things.
#2 Being inclusive and trying to say, but the girls should also be included as possible main plot "Dragon Reborn" hype is stupid. Egwene goes from village girl to badass quite well on her own in the books, thank you very much.
#3 Lan in the first few episodes sucks. In the books, he can take a few dozen trollocs on his own. Whereas in the first few episodes, Moiraine is barely able to take down a nice grouped up bunch? That is stupid beyond words. (We will gloss over the deliberate destruction of the town's property, because apparently it's easier to throw bricks.)
#4 Mat is a thief and his parents are evil, essentially. His Mom is a drunk, apparently driven to it by his Dad who is shown as unfaithful and essentially a deadbeat.
#5 There is a lot of sexing going on. This is a long ways away from Perrin and his lady falling down the stairs on top of each other and being embarassed.
#6 Where is Elyas?

This is no faithful adaptation from the books. In the event that you happened to like "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", but were put off by "The Silver Chair", because they turned Peter into a whiny brat... you will be even more put off by the random stupid changes they made in this book. Rand wasn't always a brooding semi-sociopath and Mat is a lot more honorable than portrayed by these first few episodes.

[...] Probably the most annoying things to me are the twisting of characters and plot to make them more "woke". Like, if they'd added a scene in Lord of the Rings where someone asks, if Frodo and Samwise are gay. You know, because they are traveling together, so you must be gay. What kind of stupid?


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  • (Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 27 2021, @02:32AM (4 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 27 2021, @02:32AM (#1199878)

    "It is cramming woke bullshit in where it doesn't fit."
    There is a place where it actually fits?

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  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 27 2021, @02:42AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 27 2021, @02:42AM (#1199884)

    Up SJWs' assholes.

    • (Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 27 2021, @06:52AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 27 2021, @06:52AM (#1199910)

      RWNJ incel total headburst alert! Oh My God (who is male, by the way), how could they have gender swapped a main character, because now, you heartless bastards, I am homosexually jacking of, to a Woman? Ewwww! I only do, well, you know. We fascist incel homos are rather "exclusive" if you know what I mean. Now, get me khallow on the vid-phone, stat!

  • (Score: 3, Insightful) by VLM on Saturday November 27 2021, @08:09PM (1 child)

    by VLM (445) Subscriber Badge on Saturday November 27 2021, @08:09PM (#1200042)

    Its their prep work and practice task for rewriting the history books to make them the good guys.

    • (Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 28 2021, @01:32AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 28 2021, @01:32AM (#1200119)

      TIL a racist prick that wants to murder political opponents thinks he is the good guy. I'm not shocked, just disappointed.