"The NSF is going to back a whole dump truck full o' money up to his driveway", said a shameless self-promoter, "But I've got three times as many graduate students".
"Correlation Is Causation!" screamed the tabloid headline.
"This demonstrates that ACME is a definite buy," said a professional colleague who was not involved in the study.
Also at a mismanaged news website [example.org].
What's your take?