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Trump adviser pleaded guilty to lying about Russian contacts
Lot of Trump news this morning! Presumably the Mueller indictments will get their own story so don't miss this additional development in the noise:
George Papadopoulos, a former campaign adviser to President Trump, pleaded guilty earlier this month to lying to federal officials about his contacts with Russian nationals he believed had ties to the Russian government during Trump’s presidential campaign.
Papadopoulos, who was named by Trump in March 2016 as a foreign policy adviser to the campaign, pleaded guilty to lying about his contacts with the Russians when he was interviewed in January by federal agents who were investigating Russian interference in the presidential campaign.
Trump campaign adviser pleaded guilty to lying about Russian contacts
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tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","if (document.getElementById('macrobar"+x+"').style.display == 'none') {document.getElementById('macrobar"+x+"').style.display = 'block'; macrobarInit("+x+");} else {document.getElementById('macrobar"+x+"').style.display = 'none'; if (p = document.getElementById('postercomment')) { var x = p.offsetTop; while (p = p.offsetParent) {x += p.offsetLeft;} window.scrollTo(0,x-75);}}");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);toolbar.appendChild(document.createElement("br")); // Divider
// Despace button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Despace");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Delete newlines within the selection.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","despace(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);// Symbol button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value",":-)");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a symbol.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","if (document.getElementById('smilebar"+x+"').style.display == 'none') {document.getElementById('smilebar"+x+"').style.display = 'block'} else {document.getElementById('smilebar"+x+"').style.display = 'none'; if (p = document.getElementById('postercomment')) { var x = p.offsetTop; while (p = p.offsetParent) {x += p.offsetLeft;} window.scrollTo(0,x-75); } }");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
boxes[x].parentNode.insertBefore(toolbar, boxes[x].nextSibling);// Symbol list
var smilebar = document.createElement("div");
smilebar.setAttribute("style","-moz-user-select:none; -webkit-user-select:none; display:none; font-size:16pt; max-height:240px; overflow:auto; padding:0.5em;");
smilebar.setAttribute("id","smilebar"+x);
var smiles = ["\u0026amp;","\u0026lt;","\u0026gt;","\u0026nbsp;"];var codes = [[161,169],[171,172],[174],[176,177],[180,183],[187,191],[215],[224,255],[402],[629],[632],[916],[920],[931],[934],[937],[945,946],[956],[960],[963],[8211,8213],[8216,8221],[8226],[8230],[8251],[8315],[8331],[8364],[8478],[8482],[8528,8542],[8585],[8592,8652],[8712,8716],[8721],[8730],[8733,8734],[8736],[8743,8749],[8756,8757],[8773],[8776],[8800,8805],[8834,8837],[8984],[9095],[9760],[9762,9765],[9770],[9773,9775],[9784,9794],[9812,9831],[9833,9842],[9850],[9855,9861],[9874,9877],[9882,9885],[9888,9893],[9913],[9940],[9962],[9971],[9981],[9992,10087],[12316],[12336],[21328],[65533],[127744,127756],[127759],[127775,127776],[127797],[127801],[127804,127812],[127817],[127820,127822],[127828,127831],[127838,127839],[127843],[127849],[127855],[127860,127867],[127873,127877],[127884],[127891],[127904,127911],[127918],[127939],[127942],[127977],[128025],[128039],[128074,128078],[128123,128131],[128137,128142],[128148,128150],[128152],[128158],[128161,128165],[128168,128170],[128172],[128175,128177],[128187],[128189,128190],[128193,128194],[128197],[128200,128204],[128206],[128214],[128225,128227],[128231,128233],[128241],[128244],[128246],[128250,128252],[128259],[128266,128270],[128273,128276],[128278,128280],[128286],[128293,128299],[128302,128303],[128509,128565],[128640],[128659],[128681],[128684,128685],[128701]];
for (var i=0; i<codes.length; i++) { if (codes[i].length > 1) { for (var j=codes[i][0]; j<=codes[i][1]; j++) { smiles[smiles.length] = String.fromCodePoint(j); } } else { smiles[smiles.length] = String.fromCodePoint(codes[i][0]); } } // Populate smiles array with code ranges converted to individual characters
smiles = smiles.concat(["xD",":-)",":^)","(^_^;)","(\u00A0\u0361\u00B0\u00A0\u035C\u0296\u00A0\u0361\u00B0)","(\u00A0\u0361\u007E\u00A0\u035C\u0296\u00A0\u0361\u00B0)\uFEFF","\u00AF\u005C\u005F(\u30C4)\u005F\u002F\u00AF","(\u256F\u00B0\u25A1\u00B0\uFF09\u256F\uFE35\u00A0\u253B\u2501\u253B","(\u30CE\u0CA0\u76CA\u0CA0)\u30CE\u5F61\u253B\u2501\u253B","(\u0060\uFF65\u03C9\uFF65\u00B4)","\u0CA0_\u0CA0","\u0295\u2022\u1D25\u2022\u0294","(\u3065\uFFE3\u00A0\u00B3\uFFE3)\u3065","\u0669(\u204E\u275B\u1D17\u275B\u204E)\u06F6","\u30FD\u0F3C\u0E88\u0644\u035C\u0E88\u0F3D\uFF89","(\uB208\u2038\uB208)","\u006F(\u3003\uFF3E\u25BD\uFF3E\u3003)\u006F","\u0028\u0028\u30FE\u0028\u2267\u76BF\u2266\uFF1B\u0029\u30CE\uFF3F\u0029\u0029","\u30FD\u0028\u002A\u2312\u2207\u2312\u002A\u0029\uFF89","\u0028\u2267\u2207\u2266\u0029\u002F","\u0028\u0E07\u00A0\u0360\u00B0\u00A0\u035F\u0644\u035C\u00A0\u0361\u00B0\u0029\u0E07"]); // Add in arbitrary emoticons
// Note: \u00A0 is a non-breaking space character.for (var i=0; i<smiles.length; i++)
{
var smile = document.createElement("span");
smile.setAttribute("style","cursor:pointer; padding:2px; white-space:nowrap;");
smile.setAttribute("onclick","addSmile(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],'"+smiles[i].replace("\u005C","\u005C\u005C")+"');");
smile.appendChild(document.createTextNode(smiles[i]));
smilebar.appendChild(smile);
if (i<smiles.length) // A space is added after every symbol including the final one
{
smilebar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
}
}var flags = [];
flags = flags.concat([[[127462,127467],"Afghanistan"]]); // AF/Afghanistan
flags = flags.concat([[[127462,127478],"Antarctica"]]); // AQ/Antarctica
flags = flags.concat([[[127462,127482],"Australia"]]); // AU/Australia
flags = flags.concat([[[127463,127465],"Bangladesh"]]); // BD/Bangladesh
flags = flags.concat([[[127463,127479],"Brazil"]]); // BR/Brazil
flags = flags.concat([[[127464,127462],"Canada"]]); // CA/Canada
flags = flags.concat([[[127464,127475],"China"]]); // CN/China
flags = flags.concat([[[127464,127476],"Colombia"]]); // CO/Colombia
flags = flags.concat([[[127464,127482],"Cuba"]]); // CU/Cuba
flags = flags.concat([[[127465,127466],"Germany"]]); // DE/Germany
flags = flags.concat([[[127466,127468],"Egypt"]]); // EG/Egypt
flags = flags.concat([[[127466,127480],"Spain"]]); // ES/Spain
flags = flags.concat([[[127988,917605,917619,917603,917620,917631],"Catalonia"]]); // ES-CT/Catalonia
flags = flags.concat([[[127466,127482],"European Union"]]); // EU/European Union
flags = flags.concat([[[127467,127479],"France"]]); // FR/France
flags = flags.concat([[[127468,127463],"United Kingdom"]]); // GB/United Kingdom
flags = flags.concat([[[127988,917607,917602,917605,917614,917607,917631],"England"]]); // GB-ENG/England
flags = flags.concat([[[127988,917607,917602,917619,917603,917620,917631],"Scotland"]]); // GB-SCT/Scotland
flags = flags.concat([[[127988,917607,917602,917623,917612,917619,917631],"Wales"]]); // GB-WLS/Wales
flags = flags.concat([[[127468,127479],"Greece"]]); // GR/Greece
flags = flags.concat([[[127469,127472],"Hong Kong"]]); // HK/Hong Kong
flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127465],"Indonesia"]]); // ID/Indonesia
flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127466],"Ireland"]]); // IE/Ireland
flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127473],"Israel"]]); // IL/Israel
flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127475],"India"]]); // IN/India
flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127478],"Iraq"]]); // IQ/Iraq
flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127479],"Iran"]]); // IR/Iran
flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127481],"Italy"]]); // IT/Italy
flags = flags.concat([[[127471,127474],"Jamaica"]]); // JM/Jamaica
flags = flags.concat([[[127471,127477],"Japan"]]); // JP/Japan
flags = flags.concat([[[127472,127466],"Kenya"]]); // KE/Kenya
flags = flags.concat([[[127472,127477],"North Korea"]]); // KP/North Korea
flags = flags.concat([[[127472,127479],"South Korea"]]); // KR/South Korea
flags = flags.concat([[[127473,127463],"Lebanon"]]); // LB/Lebanon
flags = flags.concat([[[127473,127486],"Libya"]]); // LY/Libya
flags = flags.concat([[[127474,127475],"Mongolia"]]); // MN/Mongolia
flags = flags.concat([[[127474,127485],"Mexico"]]); // MX/Mexico
flags = flags.concat([[[127475,127468],"Nigeria"]]); // NG/Nigeria
flags = flags.concat([[[127477,127466],"Peru"]]); // PE/Peru
flags = flags.concat([[[127477,127472],"Pakistan"]]); // PK/Pakistan
flags = flags.concat([[[127477,127479],"Puerto Rico"]]); // PR/Puerto Rico
flags = flags.concat([[[127477,127480],"Palestinian Territory"]]); // PS/Palestinian Territory
flags = flags.concat([[[127479,127482],"Russia"]]); // RU/Russia
flags = flags.concat([[[127480,127462],"Saudi Arabia"]]); // SA/Saudi Arabia
flags = flags.concat([[[127480,127465],"Sudan"]]); // SD/Sudan
flags = flags.concat([[[127480,127466],"Sweden"]]); // SE/Sweden
flags = flags.concat([[[127480,127468],"Singapore"]]); // SG/Singapore
flags = flags.concat([[[127480,127476],"Somalia"]]); // SO/Somalia
flags = flags.concat([[[127481,127469],"Thailand"]]); // TH/Thailand
flags = flags.concat([[[127481,127479],"Turkey"]]); // TR/Turkey
flags = flags.concat([[[127481,127484],"Taiwan"]]); // TW/Taiwan
flags = flags.concat([[[127482,127468],"Uganda"]]); // UG/Uganda
flags = flags.concat([[[127482,127480],"United States"]]); // US/United States
flags = flags.concat([[[127483,127462],"Vatican City"]]); // VA/Vatican City
flags = flags.concat([[[127483,127466],"Venezuela"]]); // VE/Venezuela
flags = flags.concat([[[127487,127462],"South Africa"]]); // ZA/South Africa
flags = flags.concat([[[127487,127484],"Zimbabwe"]]); // ZW/Zimbabwe
flags = flags.concat([[[127987],"White Flag"]]); // Waving White Flag
flags = flags.concat([[[127988],"Black Flag"]]); // Waving Black Flag
flags = flags.concat([[[127987,65039,8205,127752],"Rainbow Flag"]]); // Waving White Flag + Rainbow
flags = flags.concat([[[127988,8205,9760,65039],"Pirate Flag"]]); // Waving Black Flag + Skull and Crossbones
//flags = flags.concat([[[000000,000000],"STRING"]]); // STRINGfor (var i=0; i<flags.length; i++)
{
var flag = document.createElement("span");
flag.setAttribute("style","cursor:pointer; padding:2px; white-space:nowrap;");
var s1 = "", s2 = "";
for (var j=0; j<flags[i][0].length; j++)
{
s1 += String.fromCodePoint(flags[i][0][j]);
s2 += "&#"+flags[i][0][j]+";";
}
flag.setAttribute("onclick","addSmile(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],'"+s2+"');");
flag.setAttribute("title",flags[i][1]);
flag.appendChild(document.createTextNode(s1));
smilebar.appendChild(flag);
if (i+1<flags.length)
{
smilebar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
}
}toolbar.parentNode.insertBefore(smilebar, toolbar.nextSibling);
// Create macro configuration interface
var macrobar = document.createElement("div");
macrobar.setAttribute("style","display:none; padding:0.5em;");
macrobar.setAttribute("id","macrobar"+x);
var table = document.createElement("table");
var tr = document.createElement("tr");
var th = document.createElement("th");
th.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Name"));
tr.appendChild(th);
var th = document.createElement("th");
th.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Type"));
tr.appendChild(th);
var th = document.createElement("th");
th.appendChild(document.createTextNode("String | Expression"));
tr.appendChild(th);
var th = document.createElement("th");
th.setAttribute("title","Only used with expressions. Parenthesized substring matches (e.g. '$1') can be used.");
th.setAttribute("style","cursor:help;");
th.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Expression Replace"));
tr.appendChild(th);
table.appendChild(tr);
for (var i=1; i<=7; i++)
{
var tr = document.createElement("tr");// Macro name
var td = document.createElement("td");
var name = document.createElement("input");
name.setAttribute("type","text");
name.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"name"+i);
td.appendChild(name);
tr.appendChild(td);// Macro type
var td = document.createElement("td");
var rad = document.createElement("input");
rad.setAttribute("type","radio");
rad.setAttribute("name","soymacros"+x+"type"+i);
rad.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"type"+i+"S");
td.appendChild(rad);
td.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" String "));
var rad = document.createElement("input");
rad.setAttribute("type","radio");
rad.setAttribute("name","soymacros"+x+"type"+i);
rad.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"type"+i+"E");
td.appendChild(rad);
td.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" Expression "));
tr.appendChild(td);// Field A
var td = document.createElement("td");
var f1 = document.createElement("input");
f1.setAttribute("type","text");
f1.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"fieldA"+i);
td.appendChild(f1);
tr.appendChild(td);// Field B
var td = document.createElement("td");
var f1 = document.createElement("input");
f1.setAttribute("type","text");
f1.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"fieldB"+i);
td.appendChild(f1);
tr.appendChild(td);table.appendChild(tr);
}
macrobar.appendChild(table);var p = document.createElement("p");
var save = document.createElement("input");
save.setAttribute("type","button");
save.setAttribute("value","Save");
save.setAttribute("title","Save any edits to the macro configuration.");
save.setAttribute("onclick","macrobarSave("+x+");");
p.appendChild(save);
p.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
var guide = document.createElement("a");
guide.setAttribute("href","https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Guide/Regular_Expressions");
guide.setAttribute("target","_blank");
guide.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Regexp Guide"));
p.appendChild(guide);
macrobar.appendChild(p);toolbar.parentNode.insertBefore(macrobar, toolbar.nextSibling);
}// Change Stories link to regular admin.pl on breakingnews, meta, politics, and communityreviews nexii
if (window.location.href.search(/https?\:\/\/.*soylentnews\.org.*?\/(breakingnews|meta|politics|communityreviews)\//)!=-1)
{
if (document.getElementById("adminmenu"))
{
var t = document.getElementById("adminmenu").getElementsByTagName("a");
for (var i=0; i<t.length; i++)
{
if (t[i].innerText == "Stories")
{
t[i].setAttribute("href","//soylentnews.org/admin.pl");
}
}
}
}// Easily cycle through *New* comments
if (!disableCycler && (document.querySelector(".newBadge") || (document.querySelector(".dimmed") && document.querySelector(".comment > div.commentDiv:not(.dimmed)"))))
{
var temp = document.getElementById("links");
var temp2 = document.createElement("div");
temp2.setAttribute("style","position:fixed; bottom:15px; z-index:-100;");
var temp3 = document.createElement("input");
temp3.setAttribute("type","button");
temp3.setAttribute("value","New Comment \u00BB");
temp3.setAttribute("onclick","cycleNew();");
temp2.appendChild(temp3);
temp.appendChild(temp2);
}var temp = document.createElement("script");
// Add selection handling function
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function getSelection(textarea) { if ('selectionStart' in textarea) { if (textarea.selectionStart != textarea.selectionEnd) { return [textarea.selectionStart,textarea.selectionEnd]; } } } "));// Add comment formatting buttons
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function addBlockquote(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<blockquote>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/blockquote>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addPara(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<p>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/p>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addBreak(area) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { var pos = area.selectionStart; area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + '<br>' + area.value.substring(pos); area.focus(); area.setSelectionRange(pos+4,pos+4) } } function addHRule(area) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { var pos = area.selectionStart; area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + '<hr>' + area.value.substring(pos); area.focus(); area.setSelectionRange(pos+4,pos+4) } } function addHyperlink(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { url = prompt('URL:', 'https://'); if (url==null) {return false;} area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<a href=\"'+url+'\">'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/a>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addBold(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<b>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/b>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addItalic(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<em>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/em>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addStrike(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<del>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/del>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addEcode(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<ecode>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/ecode>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addTT(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<tt>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/tt>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addSpoiler(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<spoiler>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/spoiler>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addSmall(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<small>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/small>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addSuper(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<sup>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/sup>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addSubsc(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<sub>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/sub>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } "));// Add list creation functions
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function addOrdlist(area,type) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { if (area.selectionStart != area.selectionEnd) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + '<ol type=\\\"' + type + '\\\"><li>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart,area.selectionEnd).replace(/\\n/g,'<\/li>\\n<li>').replace(/\\n<li><\\/li>/g,'') + '<\/li><\/ol>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionEnd); } else { temp = '<ol type=\\\"' + type + '\\\">'; while(listitem = prompt('Enter a list item. Leave the box empty or press Cancel to complete the list:', '')) { temp += '<li>' + listitem + '<\/li>\\n'; } if (temp=='<ol type=\\\"' + type + '\\\">') {return;} area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + temp.substring(0,temp.length-1) + '<\/ol>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart); } } } function addUnordlist(area) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { if (area.selectionStart != area.selectionEnd) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + '<ul><li>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart,area.selectionEnd).replace(/\\n/g,'<\/li>\\n<li>').replace(/\\n<li><\\/li>/g,'') + '<\/li><\/ul>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionEnd); } else { temp = '<ul>'; while(listitem = prompt('Enter a list item. Leave the box empty or press Cancel to complete the list:', '')) { temp += '<li>' + listitem + '<\/li>\\n'; } if (temp=='<ul>') {return;} area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + temp.substring(0,temp.length-1) + '<\/ul>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart); } } }"));// Add macro functions
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function macroChoose(area,x) { if (JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('soymacro'+x))[1]=='string') { macroString(area,x); } else { macroRegexp(area,x); } }"));
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function macroString(area,x) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (sel && sel[0] != sel[1]) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('soymacro'+x))[2] + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } else if ('selectionStart' in area) { var pos = area.selectionStart; area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('soymacro'+x))[2] + area.value.substring(pos); area.focus(); area.setSelectionRange(pos+JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('soymacro'+x))[2].length,pos+JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('soymacro'+x))[2].length); } }"));
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// Credit: charon
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74-Year-Old "Ninja" Cat Burglar Caught
To catch a ‘ninja’ thief: Osaka police unmask 74-year-old cat burglar
Police in Osaka have finally nabbed a nimble “ninja” thief who dressed in black and scrambled over walls to commit scores of break-ins over an eight-year career — and were astonished to find he was 74.
Police had been stumped by a string of burglaries, their only lead being security camera footage showing an agile thief with a black neck-warmer pulled up to the nose and a parker hood down to the eyebrows.
“He was dressed all in black just like a ninja,” a senior official at the Kawachi Police Station said.
But the master thief made a mistake in May — his neck-warmer slipped and his identity was revealed on camera.
Police recognized their man as Mitsuaki Tanigawa, 74, who had a previous record of thefts.
Pimax 8K VR Headset and Threadripper 1900X
Watch someone else play with a high end VR headset:
Getting Fully Immersed With Pimax's 8K VR Headset (Hands On)
The lowest core count Threadripper reviewed:
Trump's Swamp Things Support Forced Arbitration
Remember how he wasn't going to be beholden to Wall Street's interests?
U.S. Posts Its Largest Budget Deficit Since 2013
Remember when Republicans cared about the deficit? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
U.S. Posts Its Largest Budget Deficit Since 2013
GOP Congress Presides Over Highest Spending Since Obama’s Stimulus
JFK Documents on (or by) October 26?
This is a reminder for me (or you) to check back in a week, assuming it is overshadowed by other news:
The JFK Document Dump Could Be a Fiasco
Trump, no stranger to conspiracy theories, including totally unsubstantiated theories about a link between Ted Cruz’s father and JFK’s death, has not yet revealed his plans for the documents. His friend and political adviser Roger Stone, the Republican consultant who is the author of a book claiming that President Lyndon Johnson was the mastermind of the Kennedy assassination, said last week that he has been informed authoritatively that the CIA is urging Trump to delay the release of some of the JFK documents for another 25 years. “They must reflect badly on the CIA even though virtually everyone involved is long dead,” Stone said in a statement on his website.
The CIA has not confirmed or denied reports that it has appealed to Trump to block the release of some of the files on grounds that the documents might still somehow endanger national security if made public. In a cryptic statement last week, the spy agency said only that it “continues to engage in the process to determine the appropriate next steps with respect to any previously unreleased CIA information.”
As it stands now, the document release this month will be a logistical nightmare, with the public suddenly flooded with a huge online library of documents—tens of thousands in total—that will be, at first, mostly incomprehensible even to experienced students of the assassination. The National Archives, abandoning its plans to release the documents in batches over the course of several months, said this week that it will instead release everything at once—all on the same day—sometime between now and the deadline on October 26.
I'd sub but it's pre-news again.
President Trump's Least Presidential Moment?
- Donald Trump’s Unseemly Condolence-Call Bragging Game
- The Memo: Gold Star controversy consumes White House
- Five reasons Trump's widow story stings
- Trump’s Condolence Call to Soldier’s Widow Ignites an Imbroglio
- Today in Conservative Media: Trump’s Gold Star Comments Might Be the Stupidest Controversy Yet
- How did consoling Gold Star families become political?
- Trump's Unforced Error
- Gold Star father: Trump's words misconstrued
- Making a military widow cry: that is a classic Trump move
- https://twitter.com/AlyssaMastro44/status/919988497976582144
The Color Guard is Colored
Some shit you just can't make up. I'd say more but I'm too busy laughing.
