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CES 2017 Dumping Ground

Posted by takyon on Wednesday December 28 2016, @11:42PM (#2175)
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Zookeeper to Syrian Army

Posted by takyon on Wednesday December 28 2016, @03:43PM (#2174)
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A fun piece over at the Mirror that managed to reach near the top of Google's World news section.

Dec. 26 Mall Melees of America (Updated)

Posted by takyon on Tuesday December 27 2016, @02:41AM (#2173)
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Not a Merry Christmas

Posted by turgid on Sunday December 25 2016, @05:56PM (#2170)
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OK, I've really done it this time...

One of the things that Turgid jr. got for Christmas was a new Android tablet. It's useless.

Mrs Turgid suggested buying some kind of Amazon kids tablet, and I looked them up on line and they didn't look all that great, certainly not for playing Pokemon Go.

So I asked some of the guys at work about tablets for children. They said you can set up an unprivileged user account in Android and lock it down pretty well so that it's mostly safe for supervised use.

With that in mind I went online and ordered a 10" Acer tablet (Acer Iconia One 10) and lo and behold Acer have removed the ability to create multiple user accounts.

It's my own stupid fault for not unpacking it and trying it out as soon as I bought it. I could have sent it back...

To be honest, it never occurred to me that a manufacturer would remove the ability to have multiple user accounts. It just seems crazy...

Needless to say, this creates a tricky situation. How do you explain to a 7-year-old that Santa Claus is an idiot?

Can I root the machine and put something sane on it?

Fill the Swamp! (Updated)

Posted by takyon on Wednesday December 21 2016, @07:30PM (#2166)
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Gingrich Says Trump Must Address Business Conflicts Soon, Urges Monitoring

Gingrich: Trump dropping 'drain the swamp'

Trump Adviser Says He Is Ditching 'Drain the Swamp'

Newt Gingrich says Trump is done with ‘drain the swamp’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0

The God Kek demands many more human sacrifices, otherwise Trump will continue to discard all of his campaign promises. Sacrifice children for the glory of Kek and the success of Trump.

Update: The child sacrifices have satisfied Kek, and Trump will continue his policy of draining the swamp.

Fake News Joke Tweet Leads to Call From the FBI

Posted by takyon on Thursday December 08 2016, @12:59AM (#2162)
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Trump and Duterte's Drug War Bromance

Posted by takyon on Sunday December 04 2016, @01:52AM (#2158)
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Abbreviated Arguments

Posted by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday December 03 2016, @05:21PM (#2157)
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I know a lot of you are disappointed I didn't go ahead and finish the debate on the MIT petition story. Tough.

Most days it's fun smacking down the willfully ignorant but sometimes outside forces conspire to make me too tired to bother. I just delete all the messages, pop open a beer, and watch some TV.

This was one of those times and you're just going to have to live with it.

Moderation Today

Posted by The Mighty Buzzard on Wednesday November 09 2016, @04:19PM (#2134)
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So, I've been sitting here watching the Spam moderations page and the mod-bombs page post-election thinking someone's gonna get butthurt and abuse moderation. It has yet to happen. Kudos to everyone for managing to restrain themselves. You guys make me fucking proud, so I'll leave you with this little bit of humor on an otherwise tense day:

Britain: Brexit is the most shocking thing a country will do this year.

America: Hold my beer...

Some BBC Election Stories

Posted by takyon on Tuesday November 08 2016, @05:04PM (#2130)
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