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Having trouble getting it up?
Send your wife to me, Raoul, at the Funbag Hills Gyn centre....

So, i went online and designed myself a nerd shirt (last year, my daughter and son-in-law got me a shirt with the xkcd 'sudo sandwich' design on it).

This year, i got a black shirt
Front: Ich bin ein Linux Nerd!
Back: Powered by Arch linux.

Designed it myself, with off-set print. Looking forward to wearing it for our next Catan game after Christmas!

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His Eye Makeup Is Way Better Than Yours

Would you be inclined to buy makeup because a 10-year-old boy is showing you how to create a look on Instagram? If we’re talking about Jack Bennett of @makeuupbyjack, then the answer could well be a resounding yes.

Since convincing his mother to start his account in May, young Mr. Bennett, who lives in Berkshire, England, has amassed 331,000 followers and attracted the attention of brands like MAC and NYX, which have offered products to create looks. Refinery29 has celebrated him as the next big thing in makeup.

He is the latest evidence of a seismic power shift in the beauty industry, which has thrust social media influencers to the top of the pecking order. Refreshingly, they come in all shapes, sizes, ages and, more recently, genders. Hailed by Marie Claire as the “beauty boys of Instagram,” the early male pioneers, like Patrick Simondac (@PatrickStarrr), Jeffree Star (@jeffreestar) and Manny Gutierrez, (@MannyMua733), have transcended niche to become juggernauts with millions of followers. And their aesthetic is decidedly new: neither old-school-rocker makeup nor drag queen.

The sequel to Bread Boi.

Older articles at NYT:

• Sparkly Eye Shadow? These (Male) Beauty Bloggers Are Experts
• Is Huda Kattan the Most Influential Beauty Blogger in the World?
• Those Lips! Those Eyes! That Stubble! The Transformative Power of Men in Makeup
• Meet CoverGirl’s New Cover Boy

Folks, my administration has weathered some terrible storms. Harvey, Irma, and Maria have been the worst. And North Dakota had the absolute opposite, a very serious drought. We’re working hard on it, and it will disappear, it will all go away. It's a fine November day in Washington: crisp, breezy, partly cloudy, with zero percent chance of impeachment. In the West it's nice and warm, they're having their Indian summer, I guess they call it Native American now (I think I might have more Indian blood than a lot of the so-called Indians that are trying to open up the reservations). Arizona and California are having some great beach weather. And in my home town they're looking forward to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, which is always tremendous. Folks, you've had Thanksgiving before. It's always fantastic, right? In China, they have National Day, that's their biggest holiday. Great idea, they celebrate being a country. We have a better country, we don't celebrate that enough. So I said, let's celebrate it more. Let's take the holidays we already have and make them into national days. In addition to what they already were. Get ready for #NationalDayofThanksgiving! But it won't happen unless President #TrumpProclaims it.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim Thursday, November 23, 2017, as a National Day of Thanksgiving. I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many amazing blessings. 45.wh.gov/HwPuBv

Yesterday, I issued pardons to a couple of real turkeys. pic.twitter.com/fsS8B8f5UR 🍗🍗-- I mean 🦃🦃 -- who stayed in a nice hotel the night before. At the .@WillardHotel in Washington. pic.twitter.com/Zz20w6si6k pic.twitter.com/EOvxDcjiQl It's nice, it's not the nicest, it's not the Trump International Hotel. But, Emoluments Clause! Let me tell you, we need to repeal that. It's killing our economy. #MAGA 🇺🇸

Update: ate some delicious ham. 🐷 They told me it was ham. I hope Al Frankenstien is OK (not really). 🍖 Watch my video! pic.twitter.com/nQhi7XopMW

Australian school apologises for 'suggestive' saint statue

The idea of an "(in)finite unbound"¹ universe isn't new to me at all (insert video game reference here ...Asteroids uses wraparound) but the last bit was a step I hadn't seen or taken myself and it blew my mind.

"If the Universe is finite but unbounded, it is also possible that the Universe is smaller than the observable universe. What are seen as very distant galaxies may actually be duplicate images of nearby galaxies, formed by light that has circumnavigated the Universe. It is difficult to test this hypothesis experimentally because different images of a galaxy would show different eras in its history, and consequently might appear quite different."

From Wikipedia and NextBigFuture's rearrangement. I put the last bit in bold for clarity.

The article of the quote argues that the size of the universe including the size of the universe that we currently observe are much larger than one commonly would think due to expansion i.e. one has to add the expansion during age of the light gathered from a distant object onto the redshift distance to the object. Thus the universe is much larger than what we usually say. Seems legit to me :)

But the main point for me was the quote above, I never thought about how the same galaxies etc. would look very different each time their (older and older) past light looped through an unbound universe. Maybe I'm the last one to hear about it?

¹ To me a "finite unbound" and an "infinite unbound" is exactly the same, simply "unbound". I know just enough to intuit that I might be tempting fate at the hands of aggravated mathematicians by saying something like that but not enough to know why they might (hoo-hoo now I'm really asking for it aren't I) be correct :D (teaspoons please, if you don't mind).

Granted, it was a long weekend, but still... The euphoria of being up 100K, then the despair of watching it disappear over the span of a couple days. It's fucked up. I'm not rich. $100k is a fucking shit-ton of money to me.

This story starts in the spring of 2013. Bitcoin had just broken $250USD and was crashing (or 'correcting') downwards. A coworker that had built a mining rig a year earlier told me that they sold and made enough money to buy a car - she had made some real money. I decided to take a better look into bitcoin.

Over the next few days, I spent hours reading all about bitcoin and eventually got my computer mining bitcoin for me. Then I bought another video card. And another. It wasn't long before BTC mining wasn't profitable anymore, so I started mining LiteCoin. I had a dedicated computer in my basement (a motherboard with 2 video cards sitting on an old coffee table -- no case) that I ran for a year. I got 200 Litecoin from that.

In November 2013, shit started getting real. LTC had been holding steady at $4/LTC making my stash worth about $800. That month, LTC shot up to a peak of ~$50/LTC. All of a sudden, these Litecoins were worth $10k! I sold 1/2 @ $45. It was amazing timing, because the next day the bubble burst. I managed to walk away with about $5,000.

That $5k is what I used to later buy Bitcoin in the spring of 2014. This was just after Mt Gox had imploded and the price of bitcoin was... erratic. Everyone thought that the Goxxing would be a minor blip, and that bitcoin would recover quickly. Well, it wasn't. I spent the next 2 years watching bitcoin go lower and lower and lower.

In January of 2015, some guy decided to sell 30,000 bitcoin. That's an insane amount, and I think is the biggest on-exchange dump ever. He earned the nickname 'manbearwhale'. 1/2 man, 1/2 bear (in trader lingo - a seller), 1/2 whale (a big player). It was a depressing time. Bitcoin had been losing ground for years. My $5,000 was significantly less at that time and I had spent the previous 2 years watching it dwindle away.

That event started a reversal. Bitcoin had hit rock bottom, so there was nowhere to go but up. It's been going up ever since.

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Last week was an interesting week in Bitcoinland. The blocksize increase that we have been waiting for years to implement was called off days before it was scheduled to take effect. Bitcoin now doesn't have any -real- scaling plans. If Bitcoin can't grow, then it's useless. I feel that bitcoin (or something like it) is literally going to change the world. It's as important as the transistor or the Internet. If bitcoin can't grow to accommodate more than a few million users, then it's effectively dead.

Disheartened with the path that bitcoin was headed, I decided to convert a big chunk of my bitcoin into Bitcoin Cash. Well... Bitcoin cash had a wild weekend. It rocketed from $600 all the way to $2,700 - a 4.5x increase in a couple days. I had a good entry point, and had been buying a bit more as it went up. Before I knew it, I was up over $100k! It was euphoric. I had predicted a rise like this (not the magnitude of the rise, but that there would be a significant rise). I was telling my wife, and dreaming of expensive cars and exotic vacations.

Then it started crashing. Down. Down. Down. A relentless grind downwards. Do I sell? Hold? I would just watch the red candles slip more and more. My euphoria was turning into despair; Worry. I couldn't watch the chart continue to fall, but I also couldn't look away. Down some more. Finally it found some support, then dropped again...

In the end, I pretty much broke even, but it was a wild ride. I have never made and lost so much money in a matter of days, and likely never will again.

The shocking truth is coming out about Dem Senator Al Franken from SNL and from Minnesota. It's not so shocking. I look forward to a thorough investigation. It will confirm what we already know -- he is a fat pig, slob, dog and disgusting animal who has ZERO respect for women. 🐷 Who forcibly kisses them, filling their mouths with his foul slime. 🐽 Who treats them like SHIT. 💩

He apologized. He says he respects women. Tell that to Israel, Al! Tell that to Israel. 🔯

Low I.Q. Al Frankenstein came to the Senate cafeteria, and insisted on joining me. He was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no! Up close and personal, he could only be described as attractive if you like a man with a bad complexion who is built like a linebacker. Not exactly one of the great beauties of the world, according to anybody. I have a picture of Fat Al when he was a huge, huge WHALE. 🐋 He lost weight, he's still a fat slob! I just took that picture out of the drawer where I keep it. I just took it out. Not for long, believe me. The picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. DISGUSTING!

Al Franken is disgusting, both inside and out. If you take a look at him, he's a slob. How does he even get on television? If I were running the Senate I'd fire Al. I'd look him right in that fat, ugly face of his and say, "Al, you're fired." We're all a little chubby but Al's just worse than most of us. But it's not the chubbiness -- Al is a very unattractive person, both inside and out. Beauty and elegance, whether in a man, a building, or a work of art, is not just superficial or something pretty to see. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, he's not. #MeToo #ImpeachHim