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☠️ RIP George Deukmejian!! ☠️

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Wednesday May 09 2018, @11:31PM (#3224)
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Folks, we lost one of our greatest politicians yesterday. George Deukmejian of California, very very tough on crime. He was in the Legislature, he brought back the death penalty even when Governor Moonbeam said "no." Then he became Governor. Believe me, we're going to have more and more Republicans in power in California. Because we're BUILDING THE WALL!!! foxnews.com/politics/2018/05/08/george-deukmejian-ex-governor-california-dies1.html

LDS Church Splits With "Boy" Scouts

Posted by takyon on Wednesday May 09 2018, @05:48PM (#3223)
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18-49? Tune in at 2:00pm. 📺

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Tuesday May 08 2018, @05:15PM (#3217)
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I will be announcing my decision on the Iran Deal from the Washington White House at 2:00pm today. Don't miss it! #TrumpTV whitehouse.gov/live

White Women's Weaponized Tears

Posted by takyon on Tuesday May 08 2018, @05:37AM (#3216)
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An important message to the great voters of West Virginia!!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Monday May 07 2018, @01:33PM (#3215)
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To the great people of West Virginia we have, together, a really great chance to keep making a big difference. Problem is, Don Blankenship, currently running for Senate, can’t win the General Election in your State...No way! He says he's one of the Friends of Coal. Believe me, he's no friend. He's a crook. REMEMBER ALABAMA -- no more crooked politicians! Vote Rep. Jenkins or A.G. Morrisey!

Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Saturday May 05 2018, @02:53PM (#3212)
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Happy #CincoDeMayo! Big Hispanic holiday. The biggest. I love Hispanic!

Looks Like You're Stuck With Me

Posted by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday May 04 2018, @02:05AM (#3209)
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Well, I asked NCommander nicely if I could be fired for triggering up some SJW butthurt this week but it seems being freed from doing most of the adminy and codey stuff around here to return to a leisurely life of porn, fishing, and vidya is not in the cards at the moment. Ah well. When life hands you lemons, bean the people who annoy you in the face with them.

R U even juuling, bro?

Posted by takyon on Thursday May 03 2018, @10:07PM (#3208)
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I did not have sex with that woman. ⛔ No affair!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Thursday May 03 2018, @02:29PM (#3207)
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Mr. Cohen, an attorney, received a monthly retainer, 💰 not from the campaign and having nothing to do with the campaign, from which he entered into, through reimbursement, 💰 a private contract between two parties, known as a non-disclosure agreement, or NDA. These agreements are very common among celebrities and people of wealth. In this case it is in full force and effect and will be used in Arbitration for damages 💰 against Ms. Clifford (Daniels). The agreement was used to stop the false and extortionist accusations made by her about an affair, despite already having signed a detailed letter admitting that there was no affair. Prior to its violation by Ms. Clifford and her attorney, this was a private agreement. Money 💰 from the campaign, or campaign contributions, 💰 played NO ROLL in this transaction.

My Nobel Prize could be coming very soon! 🏆

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Thursday May 03 2018, @03:33AM (#3206)
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BIG THANK YOU to the 18 loyal Republicans in Congress who wrote a letter to the Nobel Committee on my behalf. @FLOTUS came to our Country on an Einstein visa. But I'm the first in the family to win a Nobel Prize. I've won many awards -- for environmental, for so many things -- but the Nobel is a nice one. Very nice. And it's never been more deserved. foxnews.com/politics/2018/05/02/house-lawmakers-formally-nominate-trump-for-2019-nobel-peace-prize.html

Paddy Power (bookmaker) put the odds at 20 to 1. Odds much better now. Bet on a winner, bet on me!! pic.twitter.com/cHXjwtEgOT