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I know you want my statement! But I just can't right now.

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Thursday January 25 2018, @10:05PM (#2948)
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Folks, I know you want to hear my statement to Bob Muller, the "Russia" investigator (terrific guy). Believe me, I want to give it. I want to testify very badly. But I had to fly to Switzerland because of a prior commitment. To go to #WEF18. Let me tell you, it's so interesting. Everybody who matters is here! So many billionaires, so many leaders & rulers, so many WINNERS. It's my first time going, they invited me last year but I told them "no." Big mistake! Everybody here loves me. The Swiss love me, everybody. So nice to take a break from the haters & losers. But trust me, I'll be back. In a few days, I'll be back. Probably. A little preview of my testimony: there was NO COLLUSION & NO OBSTRUCTION. Stay tuned! #MAGA 🇨🇭
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Grope Central

Posted by takyon on Wednesday January 24 2018, @11:58AM (#2946)
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We had a beautiful year!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Monday January 22 2018, @04:35AM (#2943)
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Thank you to Brad Blakeman on @FoxNews for grading year one of my presidency with an “A”-and likewise to Doug Schoen for the very good grade and statements.

Unprecedented success for our Country, in so many ways, since the Election. Record Stock Market, Strong on Military, Crime, Borders, & ISIS, Judicial Strength & Numbers, Lowest Unemployment for Women & ALL, Massive Tax Cuts, end of Individual Mandate -- and so much more. The Trump Administration has terminated more UNNECESSARY Regulation, in just twelve months, than any other Administration has terminated during their full term in office, no matter what the length.

The good news is, THERE IS MUCH MORE TO COME -- BIG 2018. Working hard! www.youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY

Fun For the Whole Family

Posted by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday January 21 2018, @09:18PM (#2942)
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You know what's fun? Making regressive looter shitheads lose their entire mind by asking them to rationally and logically explain their position without trying to claim "muh feelz" as a valid argument. Ninety-nine out of a hundred of them won't be able to do it and will lose their shit on the spot. The one left over will be able to but more than half the time they'll have some foundational assumption that cannot be chalked up to anything but feelz.

Reminder for Intel Apologists

Posted by takyon on Sunday January 21 2018, @12:37PM (#2941)
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Business

Intel Has a Big Problem. It Needs to Act Like It

During the six months Intel was quietly working to try to fix the vulnerabilities, Krzanich sold $24 million in company shares. Intel says the stock sale was part of a plan that had been in place before anyone there knew about Meltdown or Spectre, but the day after Krzanich’s CES speech, two U.S. senators sent letters to the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Department of Justice demanding investigations. Consumer and shareholder lawyers have filed a dozen class actions against Intel, and there are few signs the pressure will let up on Krzanich anytime soon. In a research note, an analyst for Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. called the stock sale “indefensible.”

🏆 And the FAKE NEWS winners are... 🏆

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Thursday January 18 2018, @06:29AM (#2934)
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Despite some very corrupt and dishonest media coverage, there are many great reporters I respect and lots of GOOD NEWS for the American people to be proud of! Announcing the Highly-Anticipated 2017 Fake News Awards!!!! https://gop.com/the-highly-anticipated-2017-fake-news-awards/

#MeToo

Posted by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday January 16 2018, @01:55AM (#2925)
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Back in the days when phones still had cords, they had twelve buttons; ten numbers, *-star, and #-pound. Owen Benjamin was kind enough to point this out in relation to pronouncing the #MeToo hashtag. You lot being the fine connoisseurs of comedy that you are, I felt the need to share it along to you.

Happy Martin Luther King Day!!!!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Monday January 15 2018, @11:46PM (#2924)
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Martin Luther King, Jr., was the very model of a modern American patriot.

The Reverend’s devotion to fighting the injustice of segregation and discrimination ignited the American spirit of fraternity and reminded us of our higher purpose.

Dr. King's dream is my dream. It is the American Dream. It's the promise stitched into the fabric of our Nation, etched into the hearts of our people, and written into the soul of humankind. AMERICA FIRST! 45.wh.gov/NhJy55

I made a new park & holiday!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Sunday January 14 2018, @02:55AM (#2920)
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Good news for #MLK fans -- yesterday, it was my great honor to proclaim January 15, 2018, as Martin Luther King Jr., Federal Holiday. That's right, I proclaimed a holiday just for him! Because I think he was a great guy, a great American hero. We have some fine people from Norway, but Martin was one of our own. I encourage all Americans to observe this day with appropriate civic, community, and service activities in honor of Dr. King's EXTRAORDINARY life and his great legacy. pic.twitter.com/samlJsz1Nt

And on Monday it was my great pleasure & honor to sign H.R. 267, the "Martin Luther King, Jr. National Historical Park Act," which redesignates the Martin Luther King, Junior, National Historic Site in the State of Georgia as the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Historical Park. 45.wh.gov/T5ByM5 pic.twitter.com/QTgaqTawPT

God bless you all and God bless America!

NASA Kilopower News Conference on Jan. 18

Posted by takyon on Thursday January 11 2018, @01:31AM (#2916)
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Science

NASA, Partners Discuss Power for Future Space Exploration

NASA and its partners will host a news conference at noon EST (9 a.m. PST) Thursday, Jan. 18, at the National Atomic Testing Museum in Las Vegas, to discuss a recent experiment involving a new power source that could provide the safe, efficient and plentiful energy needed for future robotic and human space exploration missions.

Audio of the news conference and presentation slides will stream live on NASA’s website.

Representatives from NASA, the National Nuclear Security Administration’s (NNSA’s) Los Alamos National Laboratory and Nevada National Security Site (NNSS) will discuss and take questions on the Kilopower project, which aims to demonstrate space fission power systems technology that has the potential to enable future crewed surface missions to the Moon, Mars and beyond. Testing began in November 2017 and is expected to continue through March.

Previously: NASA's Kilopower Project Testing a Nuclear Stirling Engine