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// @match https://soylentnews.org/article.pl*
// @match http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl*
// @match https://soylentnews.org/submit.pl*
// @match http://soylentnews.org/admin.pl*
// @match https://soylentnews.org/admin.pl*
// @match http://soylentnews.org/comments.pl*
// @match https://soylentnews.org/comments.pl*
// @match http://soylentnews.org/journal.pl*
// @match https://soylentnews.org/journal.pl*
// ==/UserScript==/* ! http://mths.be/fromcodepoint v0.1.0 by @mathias */
if (!String.fromCodePoint) { (function() { var defineProperty = (function() { try { var object = {}; var $defineProperty = Object.defineProperty; var result = $defineProperty(object, object, object) && $defineProperty; } catch(error) {} return result; }()); var stringFromCharCode = String.fromCharCode; var floor = Math.floor; var fromCodePoint = function() { var MAX_SIZE = 0x4000; var codeUnits = []; var highSurrogate; var lowSurrogate; var index = -1; var length = arguments.length; if (!length) { return ''; } var result = ''; while (++index < length) { var codePoint = Number(arguments[index]); if ( !isFinite(codePoint) || codePoint < 0 || codePoint > 0x10FFFF || floor(codePoint) != codePoint ) { throw RangeError('Invalid code point: ' + codePoint); } if (codePoint <= 0xFFFF) { codeUnits.push(codePoint); } else { codePoint -= 0x10000; highSurrogate = (codePoint >> 10) + 0xD800; lowSurrogate = (codePoint % 0x400) + 0xDC00; codeUnits.push(highSurrogate, lowSurrogate); } if (index + 1 == length || codeUnits.length > MAX_SIZE) { result += stringFromCharCode.apply(null, codeUnits); codeUnits.length = 0; } } return result; }; if (defineProperty) { defineProperty(String, 'fromCodePoint', { 'value': fromCodePoint, 'configurable': true, 'writable': true }); } else { String.fromCodePoint = fromCodePoint; } }()); }// Add "Quote This" buttons to all initially visible comments
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if (spans[x].id.indexOf("reply_link_")==0)
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button.setAttribute("class","nbutton");
var p = document.createElement("p");
var b = document.createElement("b");
var a = document.createElement("a");
// Set the href of the "Quote This" button to the href of the "Reply to This" button, with the escaped contents of the post added to URL and any [domain.names] following links in the post cut out:
a.setAttribute("href",spans[x].getElementsByTagName("a")[0].href.replace("#post_comment","&postercomment="+escape("<blockquote>"+document.getElementById("comment_body_"+spans[x].id.replace("reply_link_","")).innerHTML.replace(/<\/a>\s\[.*?\..*?\]/g,"<\/a>")+"<\/blockquote>\n\n")+"#post_comment"));
// To Do: Shorten URLs longer than 2000 characters
a.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Quote This"));
b.appendChild(a);
p.appendChild(b);
button.appendChild(p);
spans[x].parentNode.insertBefore(button, spans[x].nextSibling);
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tempspan.setAttribute("id","htmlFormatButtons");
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tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","BR");
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tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBreak(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
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toolbar.appendChild(tempspan);// HR button, if editing a story
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toolbar.appendChild(tempspan);
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tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-weight:bold;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBold(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
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tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value",":-)");
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boxes[x].parentNode.insertBefore(toolbar, boxes[x].nextSibling);// Symbol list
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smilebar.setAttribute("style","-moz-user-select:none; -webkit-user-select:none; display:none; font-size:16pt; max-height:240px; overflow:auto; padding:0.5em;");
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smilebar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
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In my last entry, I talked about this girl that I had been on a few dates with and how things were going really good. Well, apparently I have some sort of disability when it comes to judging relationships...
I had thought we had a great few dates. We had a few meals together, kissed, and a few cuddles on the couch. However, shortly after our third date, she canceled the 4th date saying she had to work (no big deal). I tried to reschedule but she said that "She had some demons from her past" that she had to deal with. No worries, everyone has shit from their past to work on, so I said I'd give her a couple weeks and then check in and see how things are going.
Ya, so I checked in a couple weeks later. She responds, I reply, then nothing... Silence. I don't get it. I thought we had a connection, but apparently it wasn't mutual.
It honestly really pisses me off that she didn't have the decency to just tell me that she wasn't interested. Instead she had to waste a couple weeks and leave me hanging like a fool.
Ya, so anyways, back to searching again. Honestly, this one hurt. I really liked her, but... Them's the breaks...
My wife and I are dong well. Just had our one year anniversary! (we dated for 12 years prior to getting married). She is still 180% focused on having a baby. She is tracking her fertility cycle and all that. This morning she barges into the bedroom and tells me that 'it's time'. I'm really scared though... We have our shit together. We are solid and a good couple. I guess I'm just scared because of my own selfish reasons. Ideally I'd like to get the whole poly experiment somewhat under control before having a baby. There just isn't enough time in life to do everything in the order you want though...
So tonight, it's baby making time.
Anyways, that's the latest update... Feel free to judge away in the comments below.
A week ago I had a dream in which I was partially lucid, i.e. somewhat aware that I was dreaming but not in control of the dream from within the dream. Then I woke up and started getting out of bed but the dream continued despite of and to the side of being awake. It wasn't in any way any kind of interesting dream (and all I can remember of it now was that is was boring and kind of meaningless) and I think I more or less decided to stop (or rather not continue) dreaming as I stood up (or maybe it just happened naturally) because the dream wasn't going anywhere/petering out.
The period of time of “wakeful lucidity” didn't last long, maybe as little as a few seconds and any mind is very good at tricking itself and/or messing up continuity.
Then I realized maybe I should have tried to keep it going but I might not have been able to. Maybe it was nothing but one “part”/“thread” of my brain waking up more or earlier than another, or maybe one “part”/“thread” kept focusing on memories of the dream while waking up, but it really didn't feel like remembering or memory; it felt active just like any normal dream one has at least partial lucidity in i.e. remembering dreams is (very) different from dreaming.
It's tricky to feel certain what happened but the impression I was left with was that I had kept dreaming (and still perhaps only semi-lucidly) after waking up.
Just an anecdote, I'm wondering if others might have experienced something similar while waking up. I'm not much of a lucid dreamer and have for now decided I'm not going to spend much (or any) time trying to be one either, I need as much rest as I can get and don't want to interfere too much or risk getting even less rest (“rest” to me includes the idea of letting the subconscious, the instinct, the reptilian complex¹, whatever is in charge of “garbage duty”, and so on get on with normal functions). For that matter I “waste” a lot of time trying to catch up with myself when awake too: unfortunately I need a lot of time to let things filter down so that I can be reasonably sure or somewhat confident I know what I've done/am doing (so many people don't seem to need to do any of that, I envy you).
¹ See also the outdated or less popular/unfashionable and currently disregarded/unapproved Triune brain if interested (“Reptilian Complex” and “R-complex” is the same thing in neuroanatomy/neurology as far as I know).
It was either talking about this or talking at least a little bit or maybe just giving a teaser about stunningly beautiful primes and showing a lot of unfinished and slightly messy work that might actually be “common”/published knowledge (I've found some references in this paper that seem likely to answer that and which I need to check). Yes instead of working I've managed to get as far as to go through old Schneier posts :) (I think the paper was the subject of one of his posts last year, only a short one with the link or something like that).
Hmm, I might as well ask: if anyone has an easy (not individual proofs) and recently current and up to date reference to or overview of or summation of or “state of the art on $topic” of the most complete “top-level” or “overall” view of primes/primes research then feel free to share it (not Wikipedia and highly unlikely to be anything out of Wolfram, Wikipedia doesn't really have that nor can they be expected to although the pages they have are decent introductions to particulars). I should probably ask around for the same directly to some specific people at some point but who knows who might be reading Soylent News. What I'm asking for probably doesn't exist.
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tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a hyperlink around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","text-decoration:underline;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addHyperlink(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
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tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","B");
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tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-weight:bold;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBold(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
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tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-style:italic;");
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tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","S");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Strikethrough");
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tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
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Yooman rights? Yooman rights! I don't need no yooman rights! I ain't foreign and I ain't done nuffink wrong.
Michael "Teachers are the Enemies of Promise" Gove is going to give us a nice British Bill of Rights instead. They did promise to stop their supporters voting for Nigel and the bigots. Nigel didn't resign after all.
And Gove is going to be working with Theresa May, who will be pushing through the Snoopers Charter.
And the kickings are about to begin.
Here in Blighty, we're having a General Election on Thursday 7th May.
This time around, the Official Monster Raving Loony Party has conceded that it will probably lose votes to UKIP.
Oh dear.