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I believe you're supposed to take the gravel and bang it

Posted by fustakrakich on Wednesday April 10 2019, @02:40AM (#4153)
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There may be a cure...

We have to do like A Clockwork Orange. Only now we make everybody watch C-SPAN. Make them look at what they reelect, 24/7 until they get the hint, or they puke, and make them watch more until they puke and puke and puke, and make them watch more, just to be sure.

Thank you Tex!!!!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Tuesday April 09 2019, @09:15PM (#4150)
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Security

Nice try. You've done a great job of Secret Service over the last 2 years. And we are thankful for your 40 Plus years of service to the Country. But, you're TOTALLY INCOMPETENT. Look what happened with the Sexy Chinese Spy. With the alleged Spy. With Ms. Zhang. She comes to my club, she's bringing 2 Passports. 4 Cell Phones. Computer. Thumb drive. And "hard" drive. And she says she wants to go for a swim. Everybody knows, you don't swim with Passport. Because it will get very wet & messy. Ink bleeding everywhere. Very easy to catch that Spy. But your guys let Penis do the thinking. And it was my beautiful Receptionist who said, "oh guys, I think this is a Spy. And then your guys -- so useless -- did the Arrest. I saw what they did for J.F.K. (RIP!!). They drove him into a reign of Bullets, he was shot very badly. Brains falling out all over the place. And one of the Secret Service guys climbs onto the car from behind, he catches a piece of Brain. And he's like, "oh Mr. President, I think you dropped some Brain." Very sad and that's the type of job they're doing for me. Useless as tits on a boar. And you're the biggest tit, the Great Tit. BYE BYE!!!! foxnews.com/us/woman-arrested-at-mar-a-lago-had-cash-signal-detector-in-hotel-room-prosecutors-say foxnews.com/politics/us-secret-service-director-to-step-down-as-part-of-larger-dhs-leadership-shuffle

Dell's New Precision 7000 Workstations

Posted by takyon on Tuesday April 09 2019, @06:20PM (#4149)
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Hardware

Dell’s New Precision 7000 Workstations: Dual Xeon, Triple RTX, 3 TB DDR4, 16 TB NVMe

Launching in May, the new Precision 7820 and Precision 7920 machines will be based on one or two Intel Xeon Scalable ‘Cascade Lake-SP’ CPUs thus offering up to 56 physical cores supporting AVX512_VNNI instructions advantageous for workloads that use neural networks, which is why Dell emphasizes AI (and VR) in its announcement. On the graphics and GPGPU side of things, the new Precision 7900-series machines will feature up to three NVIDIA Quadro RTX graphics cards (no word on GV100-based GPUs, but it is highly likely that they will be offered as an option too).

The most hardcore Precision 7920 configurations will be able to carry up to 3 TB of DDR4 DRAM, up to 16 TB of PCI/NVMe solid-state storage (i.e., several M.2 and/or U.2. drives, depending on the configuration), and up to 120/96 TB of storage space enabled by ten 3.5-inch hard drives (i.e., Dell has certified 12 TB HDDs with the new system). Obviously, the workstations will support all kinds of connectivity along with 5.25-inch FlexBays (enabling ODD(s) and/or additional I/O modules for special purposes).

Thank you, Kirstjen!!!!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Monday April 08 2019, @04:44PM (#4145)
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And bye-bye. You can resign. Nice way to say, you're fired. We thank you for your heroic service. And we love the beautiful plaque on the Wall. On which your name will be forever memortalized along with mine -- mine's much bigger. So inspiring! youtu.be/DIdM6QinXZk

I broke the glass ceiling on women doing Homeland Protection. And I really thought a woman could be tough enough to save our Country from the Middle Eastern invaders. Sorry, the Crisis on our Southern Border desperately needs a man's touch. It needs a guy with the true Killer Instinct. I see that now. And I think everyone sees that now. I am pleased to announce that Kevin McAleenan, the current U.S. Customs and Border Protection Commissioner, will become Acting Secretary for my D.H.P., my Department of Homeland Protection. I have confidence that Kevin will do a great job! foxnews.com/politics/nielsen-resigns-dhs-secretary-after-white-house-meeting-with-trump

libya.hmm

Posted by takyon on Monday April 08 2019, @03:18AM (#4144)
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Career & Education

A US citizen wants to overthrow a US-backed government in Libya. Here's why

At the heart of this is Field Marshal Khalifa Haftar, now leading the current move by forces from the east of the country towards the capital Tripoli. Haftar is, to be polite, the ultimate pragmatist. He supported Moammar Gadhafi in his 1969 coup, then found himself in Langley, Virginia in the 90s where he gained US citizenship, before returning to overthrow Gadhafi in the 2011 conflict. Since then, he has been one of many strongmen claiming pre-eminence in the nation's descent into disarray, based in the city of Benghazi and exerting most of his control in eastern Libya.

US pulls troops from Libya amid a surge in violence

The United States military pulled a contingent of its troops from Libya on Sunday amid a surge in violence in the capital city of Tripoli, America's top commander for Africa said.

"The security realities on the ground in Libya are growing increasingly complex and unpredictable," Marine Corps Gen. Thomas Waldhauser, head of US Africa Command, said Sunday in a statement. "Even with an adjustment of the force, we will continue to remain agile in support of existing US strategy."

The American forces, who provide military support for diplomatic missions, counterterrorism activities and improving regional security, have been relocated temporarily in response to "increased unrest."

The root of all evil. No, really, I'm serious.

Posted by Azuma Hazuki on Monday April 08 2019, @01:49AM (#4143)
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The Bible got close to this, believe it or not. "The love of money is the root of all evil," part of 1 Timothy 6:10.

This is close. Very close. But it's only one specific case of a more generalized problem. I've referred to this before in a few posts as a sort of "moral priority-inversion bug," a very deep and insidious one that corrupts what you may think of as a person's moral elevator algorithms.

And what is it? Very simply, it's this: treating objects as agents and agents as objects. Or, elevating objects to or even over the status of other people, and objectifying other human beings.

The reason I call this insidious is that very often one is not aware that one is doing it, and the fact that ideologies and beliefs are part of this class of "objects" is why, as well as where, the majority of instances of this bug occur.

On this site, the most common manifestation I see of this particular bug is when someone asserts that their summum bonum is something nebulous like "freedom" or "liberty" or some such. This is one of the most difficult glitches to debug, because a) being for these things is always seen as a good thing, b) implying that one is against them is a powerful argument from emotion, c) much evil may be rationalized if one tells oneself that it is being done in the name of freedom and/or liberty, and d) at least in my observation, the kind of people prone to this bug in the first place are the type that are selfishly-oriented to begin with and not much for actual (as opposed to fake, self-serving) self-reflection.

What does this bug look like in practice? When you see someone who's so driven by a single ideal, let's say "freedom" here, that s/he starts making assumptions that are actually self-destructive of that ideal with a perfectly straight face, you have a good indicator that the bug is triggering. For example, "all taxation is theft" or "show me my signature on the social contract" in a discussion about the social safety net is a pretty good tell that the person you're talking to is glitching. When challenged on this, doubling down on the position and retreating to pedantic interpretations of one's value system in the face of observable reality is usually the next step. An inability, or an unwillingness, to separate de facto from de jure, in other words.

Specifically, when you point out to this sort of person that a starving, homeless, sick, frightened human is not a free human and you get back a blanket, emotional denial without so much as a "screw you, MUH PURITY!" you've run smack into it. One of the prime pathologies of people prone to this bug is, again, elevating ideologies over people. This is where that famous saying about "the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to steal their bread" comes into play.

So how do you debug this? I have no idea. Short of pointing out that this is a dark antipattern that exists and making people aware of it, there doesn't seem to be much else that can be done. Like the proverbial lightbulb in the old joke, the bulb has to want to change, and as a consequence mostly of d) and partly of c), people may not be incentivized to do the debugging. You can't change someone's mind for them; true repentance, "metanoia" in the Koine, comes from the will within.

I hope that by pointing this out, I can get people to be on the lookout for this pernicious tendency, not only in others, but in themselves as well. Just pointing out that it's there to someone when they're displaying it may (or may not be, depends on the person) the first step toward preventing it from triggering.

Now this is some funny shit!

Posted by fustakrakich on Monday April 08 2019, @01:48AM (#4142)
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Rehash

The person that damn near single-handedly lost the democrats' majority in the US House of Representatives (and senate!) during the 2010 elections (for pushing Romneycare) is going to get an award for, among other things (pushing Romneycare), restoring the democrats' majority in the US House of Representatives during the 2018 elections

Profile in courage?! So insane!

Orange Corn

Posted by takyon on Sunday April 07 2019, @05:57AM (#4137)
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One Side of a Conversation

Posted by DannyB on Saturday April 06 2019, @08:03PM (#4135)
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/dev/random

It's annoying when you must hear only one side of someone's cell phone call. If they were courteous, they would put it on speaker so everyone around them could hear.

Further, when you can only hear one side, you cannot really understand what is going on.

For example . . .

Ring ring

Hello?

No! I'm not driving.

Well, yes I am in the car. But I'm stuck in traffic. Thus not driving. The car is in park right now.

No, I left the car seats at home.

Calm down, I don't need them. I don't have the kids with me.

No! No. Of course, I did not leave the kids alone. I left them safely with the dog.

Yes, I know it's my weekend.

They'll be alright. They're very smart for their age -- after all, I am their father. And the oldest is almost 7.

I just needed a break. That's all.

No. Don't worry. I am not going to the strip club. Not while this traffic is stuck.

You don't seem to understand. How can I be drinking and driving when I'm stuck in traffic, car in park, not driving? I know better than to drink and drive at the same time.

No, I'm not with my drinking buddies.

What do you mean "then where are they"? I swear, they are not in the car!

Look, they jumped out of the car because we could see a liquor store on the next block. And traffic isn't moving. I'm not with them because they haven't returned yet with more drinks for us. And we're taking turns driving, so it's okay.

Chill out. Nobody is drinking when it is their turn to drive.

What are you so upset about? I can't understand what you are saying.

Tucker Carlson: President Trump Doesn't Want to be Reelected

Posted by takyon on Saturday April 06 2019, @03:54AM (#4133)
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Career & Education

Fox News host Tucker Carlson suggests Donald Trump plans to doom his own reelection chances

Even if he loses, he wins!

Bezos Post paywall is more aggressive than ever, so I switched to this article.