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Republicans say they have the votes! They're going to pass a massive tax reform bill Friday night that would permanently lower corporate tax rates and undo the Obamacare individual coverage mandate. And a bunch of other stuff. We're not exactly sure about everything it would do yet. Why? Because we haven't read the tax reform bill.

The Senate is about to vote on a tax bill it's still writing

Amazon's Alexa is officially coming to Australia and NZ (early 2018)

"G'day, cunt!"

Garrison Keillor fired by MPR: 'I put my hand on a woman's bare back,' he says (comments)

Garrison Keillor off the air after misconduct allegations (archive)

The Latest: Keillor says his firing is 'bewildering'

Garrison Keillor Jokes About Improper Behavior Allegations: 'All My Heroes Got Fired'

STATEMENT FROM MINNESOTA PUBLIC RADIO REGARDING GARRISON KEILLOR AND A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION

State of sexual McCarthyism? Or was there a little more than a pat on the back?

Here's what he's known for: A Prairie Home Companion

The Meaning Of Meghan: 'Black' And 'Royal' No Longer An Oxymoron

Britain’s black queen: Will Meghan Markle really be the first mixed-race royal?

Oh yeah she was on a couple of episodes of Fringe.

Meghan Markle.

DISGUSTING PERVERT Charlie Rose fired from CBS & PBS, PERVERT Matt Lauer fired from NBC. Now cancel Fake News Phil Griffin. And fire FAILING Joe Scarborough based on the “unsolved mystery” that took place in Florida years ago. Investigate! And we should boycott Fake News CNN. Dealing with them is a total waste of time!

Luis Gutiérrez resigned, going to Puerto Rico, good riddance! He won't be clogging and seriously downgrading Fifth Avenue outside Trump Tower any more. Why hasn't PERVERT John Conyers resigned? Resign or get impeached, John! #ImpeachHim #MeToo

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow 🤓

As long as you're going to be thinking anyway, THINK BIG. -- Donald J. Trump 🧠

Part 3, final part of the series?

Friend’s reaction to high school boy’s penchant for crossdressing is both unexpected and cute

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Send your wife to me, Raoul, at the Funbag Hills Gyn centre....

So, i went online and designed myself a nerd shirt (last year, my daughter and son-in-law got me a shirt with the xkcd 'sudo sandwich' design on it).

This year, i got a black shirt
Front: Ich bin ein Linux Nerd!
Back: Powered by Arch linux.

Designed it myself, with off-set print. Looking forward to wearing it for our next Catan game after Christmas!