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Papa John's Blames the NFL for Hurting Pizza Sales 🍕📉🔥

Papa John’s International Inc. founder John Schnatter is going after NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, saying weak handling of the league’s national-anthem controversy has hammered sales of his pizza.

“The NFL has hurt us by not resolving the current debacle to the players’ and owners’ satisfaction,” Schnatter, who serves as the pizza chain’s chairman and chief executive officer, said on a conference call. “NFL leadership has hurt Papa John’s shareholders.”

The remarks follow a controversy over NFL football players protesting during the national anthem, a movement that started last season. The demonstrations have sparked calls for a boycott and raised concerns among league sponsors. But Schnatter’s comments mark the highest-profile example of an NFL partner publicly blaming the outcry for hurting business.

☠️🚴☠️🚶💥🚚 ISIS terrorist in truck rammed people walking & bicycling in Lower Manhattan. Injured 12 & killed 8. 😈💥🔫👮 Ryan Nash of NYPD shot bad guy. 😈🔒👮 Terrorist in custody. ✈ Came from #Uzbekistan on a green card! 🏥🚑👮🙉👂 Officer Nash in hospital for ringing in ears. 🔇💥🔫✔ Unfair tax on suppressors! PIX11News/status/925444943912620032 pic.twitter.com/F0TexToiXd pic.twitter.com/nWhrxlqKFY #ManhattanAttack ?? #NYCStrong

'I want to quit': Fox News employees say their network's Russia coverage was 'an embarrassment'

'I'm watching now and screaming': Fox News employees anonymously trash the network's Russia coverage

Sean Hannity’s rambling defense of Trump, visualized (archive)

Lot of Trump news this morning! Presumably the Mueller indictments will get their own story so don't miss this additional development in the noise:

George Papadopoulos, a former campaign adviser to President Trump, pleaded guilty earlier this month to lying to federal officials about his contacts with Russian nationals he believed had ties to the Russian government during Trump’s presidential campaign.

Papadopoulos, who was named by Trump in March 2016 as a foreign policy adviser to the campaign, pleaded guilty to lying about his contacts with the Russians when he was interviewed in January by federal agents who were investigating Russian interference in the presidential campaign.

Trump campaign adviser pleaded guilty to lying about Russian contacts

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    //tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addSpoiler(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
    toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);

    // Small button, if editing a story
    if (boxes[x].name == "introtext" || boxes[x].name == "bodytext" || boxes[x].name == "story")
    {
        var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
        tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
        tempbutton.setAttribute("value","\u0073\u1D0D\u1D00\u029F\u029F");
        tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Wrap \u003Csmall\u003E tags around the selected text.");
        // tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-size:75%;");
        tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addSmall(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
        toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
    }

    toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" ")); // Divider

    // Superscript button
    var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("value","x\u00B2");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Superscript");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addSuper(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
    toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);

    // Subscript button
    var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("value","x\u2082");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Subscript");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addSubsc(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
    toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);

    toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" ")); // Divider

    // Ordered list button
    var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("value","1. List");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert an ordered list or convert newline-separated text into an ordered list.");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addOrdlist(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],'1');");
    toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);

    // Ordered list button - Alpha
    var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("value","A. List");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert an ordered list or convert newline-separated text into an ordered list.");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addOrdlist(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],'A');");
    toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);

    // Ordered list button - Roman
    var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("value","I. List");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert an ordered list or convert newline-separated text into an ordered list.");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addOrdlist(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],'I');");
    toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);

    // Unordered list button
    var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("value","\u2022 List");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert an unordered list or convert newline-separated text into an unordered list.");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addUnordlist(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
    toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);

    toolbar.appendChild(document.createElement("br")); // Divider
    toolbar.appendChild(document.createElement("br")); // Divider

    // Create 7 macro buttons
    for (var i=1; i<=7; i++)
    {
        // Create macros if they don't exist
        if(!localStorage.getItem("soymacro"+i))
        {
            localStorage.setItem("soymacro"+i,JSON.stringify(["M"+i,"string","Sample Text"]));
            //localStorage.setItem("soymacro"+i,JSON.stringify(["M"+i,"regexp","/a/gi","b"]));
        }
        var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
        tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
        tempbutton.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"button"+i);
        tempbutton.setAttribute("value",JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("soymacro"+i))[0]);
        if (JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("soymacro"+i))[1]=="string")
        {
            if (JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("soymacro"+i))[2].length < 40)
            {
                tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert or replace selected text with: " + JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("soymacro"+i))[2]);
            }
            else
            {
                tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert or replace selected text with: " + JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("soymacro"+i))[2].substring(0,40)+"...");
            }
            tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","macroChoose(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],"+i+");");
        }
        else
        {
            tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Replace text matched by the regular expression: " + JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("soymacro"+i))[2] + " with: " + JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("soymacro"+i))[3]);
            tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","macroChoose(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],"+i+");");
        }
        toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
    }
    // Create macros edit button
    var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Edit");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Configure user macros or discard changes.");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","if (document.getElementById('macrobar"+x+"').style.display == 'none') {document.getElementById('macrobar"+x+"').style.display = 'block'; macrobarInit("+x+");} else {document.getElementById('macrobar"+x+"').style.display = 'none'; if (p = document.getElementById('postercomment')) { var x = p.offsetTop; while (p = p.offsetParent) {x += p.offsetLeft;} window.scrollTo(0,x-75);}}");
    toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);

    toolbar.appendChild(document.createElement("br")); // Divider

    // Despace button
    var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Despace");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Delete newlines within the selection.");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","despace(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
    toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);

    // Symbol button
    var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("value",":-)");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a symbol.");
    tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","if (document.getElementById('smilebar"+x+"').style.display == 'none') {document.getElementById('smilebar"+x+"').style.display = 'block'} else {document.getElementById('smilebar"+x+"').style.display = 'none'; if (p = document.getElementById('postercomment')) { var x = p.offsetTop; while (p = p.offsetParent) {x += p.offsetLeft;} window.scrollTo(0,x-75); } }");
    toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
    boxes[x].parentNode.insertBefore(toolbar, boxes[x].nextSibling);

    // Symbol list
    var smilebar = document.createElement("div");
    smilebar.setAttribute("style","-moz-user-select:none; -webkit-user-select:none; display:none; font-size:16pt; max-height:240px; overflow:auto; padding:0.5em;");
    smilebar.setAttribute("id","smilebar"+x);
    var smiles = ["\u0026amp;","\u0026lt;","\u0026gt;","\u0026nbsp;"];

    var codes = [[161,169],[171,172],[174],[176,177],[180,183],[187,191],[215],[224,255],[402],[629],[632],[916],[920],[931],[934],[937],[945,946],[956],[960],[963],[8211,8213],[8216,8221],[8226],[8230],[8251],[8315],[8331],[8364],[8478],[8482],[8528,8542],[8585],[8592,8652],[8712,8716],[8721],[8730],[8733,8734],[8736],[8743,8749],[8756,8757],[8773],[8776],[8800,8805],[8834,8837],[8984],[9095],[9760],[9762,9765],[9770],[9773,9775],[9784,9794],[9812,9831],[9833,9842],[9850],[9855,9861],[9874,9877],[9882,9885],[9888,9893],[9913],[9940],[9962],[9971],[9981],[9992,10087],[12316],[12336],[21328],[65533],[127744,127756],[127759],[127775,127776],[127797],[127801],[127804,127812],[127817],[127820,127822],[127828,127831],[127838,127839],[127843],[127849],[127855],[127860,127867],[127873,127877],[127884],[127891],[127904,127911],[127918],[127939],[127942],[127977],[128025],[128039],[128074,128078],[128123,128131],[128137,128142],[128148,128150],[128152],[128158],[128161,128165],[128168,128170],[128172],[128175,128177],[128187],[128189,128190],[128193,128194],[128197],[128200,128204],[128206],[128214],[128225,128227],[128231,128233],[128241],[128244],[128246],[128250,128252],[128259],[128266,128270],[128273,128276],[128278,128280],[128286],[128293,128299],[128302,128303],[128509,128565],[128640],[128659],[128681],[128684,128685],[128701]];

    for (var i=0; i<codes.length; i++) { if (codes[i].length > 1) { for (var j=codes[i][0]; j<=codes[i][1]; j++) { smiles[smiles.length] = String.fromCodePoint(j); } } else { smiles[smiles.length] = String.fromCodePoint(codes[i][0]); } } // Populate smiles array with code ranges converted to individual characters

    smiles = smiles.concat(["xD",":-)",":^)","(^_^;)","(\u00A0\u0361\u00B0\u00A0\u035C\u0296\u00A0\u0361\u00B0)","(\u00A0\u0361\u007E\u00A0\u035C\u0296\u00A0\u0361\u00B0)\uFEFF","\u00AF\u005C\u005F(\u30C4)\u005F\u002F\u00AF","(\u256F\u00B0\u25A1\u00B0\uFF09\u256F\uFE35\u00A0\u253B\u2501\u253B","(\u30CE\u0CA0\u76CA\u0CA0)\u30CE\u5F61\u253B\u2501\u253B","(\u0060\uFF65\u03C9\uFF65\u00B4)","\u0CA0_\u0CA0","\u0295\u2022\u1D25\u2022\u0294","(\u3065\uFFE3\u00A0\u00B3\uFFE3)\u3065","\u0669(\u204E\u275B\u1D17\u275B\u204E)\u06F6","\u30FD\u0F3C\u0E88\u0644\u035C\u0E88\u0F3D\uFF89","(\uB208\u2038\uB208)","\u006F(\u3003\uFF3E\u25BD\uFF3E\u3003)\u006F","\u0028\u0028\u30FE\u0028\u2267\u76BF\u2266\uFF1B\u0029\u30CE\uFF3F\u0029\u0029","\u30FD\u0028\u002A\u2312\u2207\u2312\u002A\u0029\uFF89","\u0028\u2267\u2207\u2266\u0029\u002F","\u0028\u0E07\u00A0\u0360\u00B0\u00A0\u035F\u0644\u035C\u00A0\u0361\u00B0\u0029\u0E07"]); // Add in arbitrary emoticons
    // Note: \u00A0 is a non-breaking space character.

    for (var i=0; i<smiles.length; i++)
    {
        var smile = document.createElement("span");
        smile.setAttribute("style","cursor:pointer; padding:2px; white-space:nowrap;");
        smile.setAttribute("onclick","addSmile(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],'"+smiles[i].replace("\u005C","\u005C\u005C")+"');");
        smile.appendChild(document.createTextNode(smiles[i]));
        smilebar.appendChild(smile);
        if (i<smiles.length) // A space is added after every symbol including the final one
        {
            smilebar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
        }
    }

    var flags = [];
    flags = flags.concat([[[127462,127467],"Afghanistan"]]); // AF/Afghanistan
    flags = flags.concat([[[127462,127478],"Antarctica"]]); // AQ/Antarctica
    flags = flags.concat([[[127462,127482],"Australia"]]); // AU/Australia
    flags = flags.concat([[[127463,127465],"Bangladesh"]]); // BD/Bangladesh
    flags = flags.concat([[[127463,127479],"Brazil"]]); // BR/Brazil
    flags = flags.concat([[[127464,127462],"Canada"]]); // CA/Canada
    flags = flags.concat([[[127464,127475],"China"]]); // CN/China
    flags = flags.concat([[[127464,127476],"Colombia"]]); // CO/Colombia
    flags = flags.concat([[[127464,127482],"Cuba"]]); // CU/Cuba
    flags = flags.concat([[[127465,127466],"Germany"]]); // DE/Germany
    flags = flags.concat([[[127466,127468],"Egypt"]]); // EG/Egypt
    flags = flags.concat([[[127466,127480],"Spain"]]); // ES/Spain
    flags = flags.concat([[[127988,917605,917619,917603,917620,917631],"Catalonia"]]); // ES-CT/Catalonia
    flags = flags.concat([[[127466,127482],"European Union"]]); // EU/European Union
    flags = flags.concat([[[127467,127479],"France"]]); // FR/France
    flags = flags.concat([[[127468,127463],"United Kingdom"]]); // GB/United Kingdom
    flags = flags.concat([[[127988,917607,917602,917605,917614,917607,917631],"England"]]); // GB-ENG/England
    flags = flags.concat([[[127988,917607,917602,917619,917603,917620,917631],"Scotland"]]); // GB-SCT/Scotland
    flags = flags.concat([[[127988,917607,917602,917623,917612,917619,917631],"Wales"]]); // GB-WLS/Wales
    flags = flags.concat([[[127468,127479],"Greece"]]); // GR/Greece
    flags = flags.concat([[[127469,127472],"Hong Kong"]]); // HK/Hong Kong
    flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127465],"Indonesia"]]); // ID/Indonesia
    flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127466],"Ireland"]]); // IE/Ireland
    flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127473],"Israel"]]); // IL/Israel
    flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127475],"India"]]); // IN/India
    flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127478],"Iraq"]]); // IQ/Iraq
    flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127479],"Iran"]]); // IR/Iran
    flags = flags.concat([[[127470,127481],"Italy"]]); // IT/Italy
    flags = flags.concat([[[127471,127474],"Jamaica"]]); // JM/Jamaica
    flags = flags.concat([[[127471,127477],"Japan"]]); // JP/Japan
    flags = flags.concat([[[127472,127466],"Kenya"]]); // KE/Kenya
    flags = flags.concat([[[127472,127477],"North Korea"]]); // KP/North Korea
    flags = flags.concat([[[127472,127479],"South Korea"]]); // KR/South Korea
    flags = flags.concat([[[127473,127463],"Lebanon"]]); // LB/Lebanon
    flags = flags.concat([[[127473,127486],"Libya"]]); // LY/Libya
    flags = flags.concat([[[127474,127475],"Mongolia"]]); // MN/Mongolia
    flags = flags.concat([[[127474,127485],"Mexico"]]); // MX/Mexico
    flags = flags.concat([[[127475,127468],"Nigeria"]]); // NG/Nigeria
    flags = flags.concat([[[127477,127466],"Peru"]]); // PE/Peru
    flags = flags.concat([[[127477,127472],"Pakistan"]]); // PK/Pakistan
    flags = flags.concat([[[127477,127479],"Puerto Rico"]]); // PR/Puerto Rico
    flags = flags.concat([[[127477,127480],"Palestinian Territory"]]); // PS/Palestinian Territory
    flags = flags.concat([[[127479,127482],"Russia"]]); // RU/Russia
    flags = flags.concat([[[127480,127462],"Saudi Arabia"]]); // SA/Saudi Arabia
    flags = flags.concat([[[127480,127465],"Sudan"]]); // SD/Sudan
    flags = flags.concat([[[127480,127466],"Sweden"]]); // SE/Sweden
    flags = flags.concat([[[127480,127468],"Singapore"]]); // SG/Singapore
    flags = flags.concat([[[127480,127476],"Somalia"]]); // SO/Somalia
    flags = flags.concat([[[127481,127469],"Thailand"]]); // TH/Thailand
    flags = flags.concat([[[127481,127479],"Turkey"]]); // TR/Turkey
    flags = flags.concat([[[127481,127484],"Taiwan"]]); // TW/Taiwan
    flags = flags.concat([[[127482,127468],"Uganda"]]); // UG/Uganda
    flags = flags.concat([[[127482,127480],"United States"]]); // US/United States
    flags = flags.concat([[[127483,127462],"Vatican City"]]); // VA/Vatican City
    flags = flags.concat([[[127483,127466],"Venezuela"]]); // VE/Venezuela
    flags = flags.concat([[[127487,127462],"South Africa"]]); // ZA/South Africa
    flags = flags.concat([[[127487,127484],"Zimbabwe"]]); // ZW/Zimbabwe
    flags = flags.concat([[[127987],"White Flag"]]); // Waving White Flag
    flags = flags.concat([[[127988],"Black Flag"]]); // Waving Black Flag
    flags = flags.concat([[[127987,65039,8205,127752],"Rainbow Flag"]]); // Waving White Flag + Rainbow
    flags = flags.concat([[[127988,8205,9760,65039],"Pirate Flag"]]); // Waving Black Flag + Skull and Crossbones
    //flags = flags.concat([[[000000,000000],"STRING"]]); // STRING

    for (var i=0; i<flags.length; i++)
    {
        var flag = document.createElement("span");
        flag.setAttribute("style","cursor:pointer; padding:2px; white-space:nowrap;");
        var s1 = "", s2 = "";
        for (var j=0; j<flags[i][0].length; j++)
        {
            s1 += String.fromCodePoint(flags[i][0][j]);
            s2 += "&#"+flags[i][0][j]+";";
        }
        flag.setAttribute("onclick","addSmile(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],'"+s2+"');");
        flag.setAttribute("title",flags[i][1]);
        flag.appendChild(document.createTextNode(s1));
        smilebar.appendChild(flag);
        if (i+1<flags.length)
        {
            smilebar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
        }
    }

    toolbar.parentNode.insertBefore(smilebar, toolbar.nextSibling);

    // Create macro configuration interface
    var macrobar = document.createElement("div");
    macrobar.setAttribute("style","display:none; padding:0.5em;");
    macrobar.setAttribute("id","macrobar"+x);
    var table = document.createElement("table");
    var tr = document.createElement("tr");
    var th = document.createElement("th");
    th.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Name"));
    tr.appendChild(th);
    var th = document.createElement("th");
    th.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Type"));
    tr.appendChild(th);
    var th = document.createElement("th");
    th.appendChild(document.createTextNode("String | Expression"));
    tr.appendChild(th);
    var th = document.createElement("th");
    th.setAttribute("title","Only used with expressions. Parenthesized substring matches (e.g. '$1') can be used.");
    th.setAttribute("style","cursor:help;");
    th.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Expression Replace"));
    tr.appendChild(th);
    table.appendChild(tr);
    for (var i=1; i<=7; i++)
    {
        var tr = document.createElement("tr");

        // Macro name
        var td = document.createElement("td");
        var name = document.createElement("input");
        name.setAttribute("type","text");
        name.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"name"+i);
        td.appendChild(name);
        tr.appendChild(td);

        // Macro type
        var td = document.createElement("td");
        var rad = document.createElement("input");
        rad.setAttribute("type","radio");
        rad.setAttribute("name","soymacros"+x+"type"+i);
        rad.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"type"+i+"S");
        td.appendChild(rad);
        td.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" String "));
        var rad = document.createElement("input");
        rad.setAttribute("type","radio");
        rad.setAttribute("name","soymacros"+x+"type"+i);
        rad.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"type"+i+"E");
        td.appendChild(rad);
        td.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" Expression "));
        tr.appendChild(td);

        // Field A
        var td = document.createElement("td");
        var f1 = document.createElement("input");
        f1.setAttribute("type","text");
        f1.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"fieldA"+i);
        td.appendChild(f1);
        tr.appendChild(td);

        // Field B
        var td = document.createElement("td");
        var f1 = document.createElement("input");
        f1.setAttribute("type","text");
        f1.setAttribute("id","soymacros"+x+"fieldB"+i);
        td.appendChild(f1);
        tr.appendChild(td);

        table.appendChild(tr);
    }
    macrobar.appendChild(table);

    var p = document.createElement("p");
    var save = document.createElement("input");
    save.setAttribute("type","button");
    save.setAttribute("value","Save");
    save.setAttribute("title","Save any edits to the macro configuration.");
    save.setAttribute("onclick","macrobarSave("+x+");");
    p.appendChild(save);
    p.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
    var guide = document.createElement("a");
    guide.setAttribute("href","https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Guide/Regular_Expressions");
    guide.setAttribute("target","_blank");
    guide.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Regexp Guide"));
    p.appendChild(guide);
    macrobar.appendChild(p);

    toolbar.parentNode.insertBefore(macrobar, toolbar.nextSibling);
}

// Change Stories link to regular admin.pl on breakingnews, meta, politics, and communityreviews nexii
if (window.location.href.search(/https?\:\/\/.*soylentnews\.org.*?\/(breakingnews|meta|politics|communityreviews)\//)!=-1)
{
    if (document.getElementById("adminmenu"))
    {
        var t = document.getElementById("adminmenu").getElementsByTagName("a");
        for (var i=0; i<t.length; i++)
        {
            if (t[i].innerText == "Stories")
            {
                t[i].setAttribute("href","//soylentnews.org/admin.pl");
            }
        }
    }
}

// Easily cycle through *New* comments
if (!disableCycler && (document.querySelector(".newBadge") || (document.querySelector(".dimmed") && document.querySelector(".comment > div.commentDiv:not(.dimmed)"))))
{
    var temp = document.getElementById("links");
    var temp2 = document.createElement("div");
    temp2.setAttribute("style","position:fixed; bottom:15px; z-index:-100;");
    var temp3 = document.createElement("input");
    temp3.setAttribute("type","button");
    temp3.setAttribute("value","New Comment \u00BB");
    temp3.setAttribute("onclick","cycleNew();");
    temp2.appendChild(temp3);
    temp.appendChild(temp2);
}

var temp = document.createElement("script");

// Add selection handling function
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function getSelection(textarea) { if ('selectionStart' in textarea) { if (textarea.selectionStart != textarea.selectionEnd) { return [textarea.selectionStart,textarea.selectionEnd]; } } } "));

// Add comment formatting buttons
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// Add list creation functions
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// Add macro functions
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// Add despace function
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// Add unicode insertion function
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// Add save submission function
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// Add autosave functions
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// Add new comment cycling function
// Credit: charon
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To catch a ‘ninja’ thief: Osaka police unmask 74-year-old cat burglar

Police in Osaka have finally nabbed a nimble “ninja” thief who dressed in black and scrambled over walls to commit scores of break-ins over an eight-year career — and were astonished to find he was 74.

Police had been stumped by a string of burglaries, their only lead being security camera footage showing an agile thief with a black neck-warmer pulled up to the nose and a parker hood down to the eyebrows.

“He was dressed all in black just like a ninja,” a senior official at the Kawachi Police Station said.

But the master thief made a mistake in May — his neck-warmer slipped and his identity was revealed on camera.

Police recognized their man as Mitsuaki Tanigawa, 74, who had a previous record of thefts.

Very honored to have Governor @ricardorossello of #PuertoRico 🇵🇷 with us at the @WhiteHouse! We had a great time with him! He's a tremendous guy, very smart & very funny (as smart as the President of the Virgin Islands, who I met)! Unlike the disgraceful .@CarmenYulinCruz. I asked him, "do your folks have power yet, are they getting power?" He says "not politically." 😂

#PuertoRico is doing AMAZINGLY, we're doing a terrific job there. Like you've never seen in your life. In spite of massive, massive debt. We want to make sure that we put in debt and that is absolutely protected. Certainly any money that’s put in by people whether it’s public or private, they’re going to want to come in first position and that’s very important, and I think the governor understands that. I give ourselves a 10. We have provided so much, so fast. It was probably the most difficult when you talk about relief, when you talk about search, when you talk about all the different levels. Even when you talk about lives saved. If you look at the number, I mean this was, I think, it was worse than Katrina. It was in many ways worse than anything people have ever seen. It went right through the middle of the island, right through the middle of Puerto Rico. We were actually there before the storm hit. We did a great job. A perfect, perfect job. TEN OUT OF TEN! It’s very difficult for a disaster relief to be a 10. Ours is a 10, a really great job. The best. As brilliant as when I nominated Neil Gorsuch, of the Supreme Court, to the Supreme Court! #PRStrong pic.twitter.com/Op2xDZxvNc

Watch someone else play with a high end VR headset:

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The lowest core count Threadripper reviewed:

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Am currently watching Episode 2 of STD. And it may not be canon to TOS, but maybe canon to the reboot movie?

But it is fun, so far.

So far, i am interested. So far, STD is.... fascinating.

Remember how he wasn't going to be beholden to Wall Street's interests?

Treasury Department sides with Wall Street, against federal consumer watchdog agency on arbitration rule