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Soylent Upgrade Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey extension v5

Posted by takyon on Sunday May 24 2015, @01:46AM (#1239)
3 Comments

// ==UserScript== // @name Soylent Upgrade // @match http://soylentnews.org/article.pl* // @match https://soylentnews.org/article.pl* // @match http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl* // @match https://soylentnews.org/submit.pl* // @match http://soylentnews.org/admin.pl* // @match https://soylentnews.org/admin.pl* // @match http://soylentnews.org/comments.pl* // @match https://soylentnews.org/comments.pl* // @match http://soylentnews.org/journal.pl* // @match https://soylentnews.org/journal.pl* // ==/UserScript==
/* ! http://mths.be/fromcodepoint v0.1.0 by @mathias */
if (!String.fromCodePoint) { (function() { var defineProperty = (function() { try { var object = {}; var $defineProperty = Object.defineProperty; var result = $defineProperty(object, object, object) && $defineProperty; } catch(error) {} return result; }()); var stringFromCharCode = String.fromCharCode; var floor = Math.floor; var fromCodePoint = function() { var MAX_SIZE = 0x4000; var codeUnits = []; var highSurrogate; var lowSurrogate; var index = -1; var length = arguments.length; if (!length) { return ''; } var result = ''; while (++index < length) { var codePoint = Number(arguments[index]); if ( !isFinite(codePoint) || codePoint < 0 || codePoint > 0x10FFFF || floor(codePoint) != codePoint ) { throw RangeError('Invalid code point: ' + codePoint); } if (codePoint <= 0xFFFF) { codeUnits.push(codePoint); } else { codePoint -= 0x10000; highSurrogate = (codePoint >> 10) + 0xD800; lowSurrogate = (codePoint % 0x400) + 0xDC00; codeUnits.push(highSurrogate, lowSurrogate); } if (index + 1 == length || codeUnits.length > MAX_SIZE) { result += stringFromCharCode.apply(null, codeUnits); codeUnits.length = 0; } } return result; }; if (defineProperty) { defineProperty(String, 'fromCodePoint', { 'value': fromCodePoint, 'configurable': true, 'writable': true }); } else { String.fromCodePoint = fromCodePoint; } }()); }
// Add "Quote This" buttons to all initially visible comments
var spans = document.getElementsByTagName("span");
for (var x=0; x<spans.length; x++)
{
if (spans[x].id.indexOf("reply_link_")==0)
{
var button = document.createElement("span");
button.setAttribute("class","nbutton");
var p = document.createElement("p");
var b = document.createElement("b");
var a = document.createElement("a");
a.setAttribute("href",spans[x].getElementsByTagName("a")[0].href.replace("#post_comment","&postercomment="+escape("<blockquote>"+document.getElementById("comment_body_"+spans[x].id.replace("reply_link_","")).innerHTML+"<\/blockquote>\n\n")+"#post_comment"));
a.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Quote This"));
b.appendChild(a);
p.appendChild(b);
button.appendChild(p);
spans[x].parentNode.insertBefore(button, spans[x].nextSibling);
spans[x].parentNode.insertBefore(document.createTextNode(" "), spans[x].nextSibling);
}
}
var simplifyChars = true; // Change to false if you don't want stylized quotation marks, ellipses, etc. to be replaced
var boxes = document.getElementsByTagName("textarea");
for (var x=0; x<boxes.length; x++)
{
if (boxes[x].name == "introtext" || boxes[x].name == "bodytext" || boxes[x].name == "story")
{
var temp = boxes[x].value; // Retrieve textarea contents
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p>/g,"<\/p>\n\n"); // Add newlines between paragraphs
temp = temp.replace(/ \s? /g,"<\/p>\n\n"); // Convert double break tags to paragraph tags
temp = temp.replace(/<\/blockquote>/g,"<\/blockquote>\n\n"); // Add newlines after blockquotes
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p><blockquote>/g,"<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>"); // Add newlines before blockquotes
temp = temp.replace(/<blockquote><div>/g,"<blockquote><div>\n\n"); // Add newlines within start of blockquotes
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p><\/div><\/blockquote>/g,"<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/blockquote>"); // Add newlines within end of blockquotes
temp = temp.replace(/<\/blockquote><blockquote>/g,"<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>"); // Add newlines between two blockquotes
temp = temp.replace(/\s/i,""); // Remove extra space from byline
temp = temp.replace(/\s/g,""); // Remove extra space from start of paragraph
temp = temp.replace(/\s<\/p>/g,"<\/p>"); // Remove extra space from end of paragraph
temp = temp.replace(/<\/li><li>/g,"<\/li>\n<li>"); // Add newlines between list items
temp = temp.replace(/<\/li><\/ul>/g,"<\/li>\n(<\/ul>|<\/ol>)"); // Add newline after last list item
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p><ul>/g,"<\/p>\n\n(<ul>|<ol>)"); // Add newlines before lists
temp = temp.replace(/\[...\]/g,"[...] "); // Add space within beginning of foreshortened paragraph
while (temp.indexOf(" ")!=-1)
{
temp = temp.replace(/ /g," "); // Replace double spaces with single spaces
}
if (simplifyChars)
{
temp = temp.replace(/\u2018/g,"'");
temp = temp.replace(/\u2019/g,"'");
temp = temp.replace(/\u201C/g,"\"");
temp = temp.replace(/\u201D/g,"\"");
temp = temp.replace(/\u2026/g,"..."); // ellipsis
}
boxes[x].value = temp;
boxes[x].rows = 32;
}
var toolbar = document.createElement("div");
// Blockquote button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Blockquote");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Wrap \u003Cblockquote\u003E tags around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBlockquote(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Paragraph and Line break buttons
var tempspan = document.createElement("span");
tempspan.setAttribute("id","htmlFormatButtons");
if (document.getElementById("posttype") && document.getElementById("posttype").selectedIndex == 0)
{
tempspan.setAttribute("style","display:none;"); // Hide if initial post type option is "Plain Old Text"
}
if (document.getElementById("posttype"))
{
document.getElementById("posttype").addEventListener("change", function() {if (document.getElementById('posttype').selectedIndex == 0) {document.getElementById('htmlFormatButtons').style.display = 'none'} else {document.getElementById('htmlFormatButtons').style.display = 'inline'}}); // Change visibility of these buttons based on value of post type
}
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","P");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert \u003Cp\u003E tags around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addPara(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
tempspan.appendChild(tempbutton);
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","BR");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a line break.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBreak(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
tempspan.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(tempspan);
// URL button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","URL");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a hyperlink around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","text-decoration:underline;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addHyperlink(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
// Bold button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","B");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Bold");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-weight:bold;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBold(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Italic button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","I");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Italic");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-style:italic;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addItalic(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Strike button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","S");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Strikethrough");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","text-decoration:line-through;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addStrike(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" ")); // Divider
// Code button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Code");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Wrap \u003Cecode\u003E tags around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addEcode(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" ")); // Divider
// Superscript button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","x\u00B2");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Superscript");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addSuper(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Subscript button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","x\u2082");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Subscript");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addSubsc(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" ")); // Divider
//Ordered list
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","1. List");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert an ordered list or convert newline-separated text into an ordered list.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addOrdlist(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
//Unordered list
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","\u2022 List");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert an unordered list or convert newline-separated text into an unordered list.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addUnordlist(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createElement("br")); // Divider
// Despace button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Despace");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Delete line breaks within the selection.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","despace(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Symbol button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value",":-)");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a symbol.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","if (document.getElementById('smilebar').style.display == 'none') {document.getElementById('smilebar').style.display = 'block'} else {document.getElementById('smilebar').style.display = 'none'}");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
boxes[x].parentNode.insertBefore(toolbar, boxes[x].nextSibling);
// Symbol list
var smilebar = document.createElement("div");
smilebar.setAttribute("style","-moz-user-select:none; -webkit-user-select:none; display:none; font-size:16pt; max-height:240px; overflow:auto; padding:0.5em;");
smilebar.setAttribute("id","smilebar");
var smiles = [];
var codes = [[161,169],[171,172],[174],[176,177],[180,183],[187,191],[215],[224,255],[402],[629],[632],[916],[920],[931],[934],[937],[945,946],[956],[960],[963],[8216,8221],[8226],[8230],[8251],[8364],[8478],[8482],[8528,8542],[8585],[8712,8716],[8721],[8730],[8733,8734],[8736],[8743,8749],[8757],[8773],[8776],[8800,8805],[8834,8837],[8984],[9760],[9762,9765],[9770],[9773,9775],[9784,9794],[9812,9831],[9833,9842],[9850],[9855,9861],[9874,9877],[9882,9885],[9888,9893],[9913],[9940],[9962],[9971],[9981],[9992,10087],[65533],[127744,127756],[127759],[127775,127776],[127797],[127801],[127804,127812],[127817],[127820,127822],[127828,127831],[127838,127839],[127843],[127849],[127855],[127860,127867],[127891],[127904,127911],[127918],[127939],[127942],[127977],[128025],[128074,128078],[128123,128131],[128137,128142],[128148,128150],[128152],[128158],[128161,128164],[128168,128170],[128172],[128176,128177],[128187],[128189,128190],[128193,128194],[128197],[128203,128204],[128206],[128214],[128225,128227],[128231,128233],[128241],[128244],[128246],[128250,128252],[128259],[128266,128270],[128273,128276],[128278,128280],[128286],[128293,128299],[128302,128303],[128509,128510],[128659],[128684,128685]];
for (var i=0; i<codes.length; i++) { if (codes[i].length > 1) { for (var j=codes[i][0]; j<=codes[i][1]; j++) { smiles[smiles.length] = String.fromCodePoint(j); } } else { smiles[smiles.length] = String.fromCodePoint(codes[i][0]); } } // Populate smiles array with code ranges converted to individual characters
smiles = smiles.concat(["xD",":-)",":^)","(^_^;)","\u0028\u00A0\u0361\u00B0\u00A0\u035C\u0296\u00A0\u0361\u00B0\u0029","\u0028\u00A0\u0361\u007E\u00A0\u035C\u0296\u00A0\u0361\u00B0\u0029\uFEFF","\u00AF\u005C\u005F\u0028\u30C4\u0029\u005F\u002F\u00AF","\u0028\u256F\u00B0\u25A1\u00B0\uFF09\u256F\uFE35\u00A0\u253B\u2501\u253B","\u0028\u30CE\u0CA0\u76CA\u0CA0\u0029\u30CE\u5F61\u253B\u2501\u253B","\u0028\u0060\uFF65\u03C9\uFF65\u00B4\u0029","\u0CA0_\u0CA0","\u0295\u2022\u1D25\u2022\u0294","\u0028\u3065\uFFE3\u00A0\u00B3\uFFE3\u0029\u3065","\u0669\u0028\u204E\u275B\u1D17\u275B\u204E\u0029\u06F6","\u30FD\u0F3C\u0E88\u0644\u035C\u0E88\u0F3D\uFF89"]); // Add in arbitrary emoticons
for (var i=0; i<smiles.length; i++)
{
var smile = document.createElement("span");
smile.setAttribute("style","cursor:pointer; padding:2px; white-space:nowrap;");
smile.setAttribute("onclick","addSmile(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],'"+smiles[i].replace("\u005C","\u005C\u005C")+"');");
smile.appendChild(document.createTextNode(smiles[i]));
smilebar.appendChild(smile);
if (i+1<smiles.length)
{
smilebar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
}
}
toolbar.parentNode.insertBefore(smilebar, toolbar.nextSibling);
}
var temp = document.createElement("script");
// Add selection handling function
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function getSelection(textarea) { if ('selectionStart' in textarea) { if (textarea.selectionStart != textarea.selectionEnd) { return [textarea.selectionStart,textarea.selectionEnd]; } } } "));
// Add comment formatting buttons
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function addBlockquote(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<blockquote>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/blockquote>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addPara(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + ''+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/p>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addBreak(area) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { var pos = area.selectionStart; area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + ' ' + area.value.substring(pos); area.focus(); area.setSelectionRange(pos+4,pos+4) } } function addHyperlink(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { url = prompt('URL:', 'https://'); area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<a href=\"'+url+'\">'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/a>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addBold(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + ''+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/b>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addItalic(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + ''+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/em>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addStrike(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<strike>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/strike>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addEcode(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<ecode>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/ecode>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addSuper(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + ''+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/sup>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addSubsc(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + ''+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/sub>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } "));
// Add list creation functions
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function addOrdlist(area) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { if (area.selectionStart != area.selectionEnd) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + '<ol><li>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart,area.selectionEnd).replace(/\\n/g,'<\/li>\\n<li>') + '<\/li><\/ol>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionEnd); } else { temp = '<ol>'; while(listitem = prompt('Enter a list item. Leave the box empty or press Cancel to complete the list:', '')) { temp += '<li>' + listitem + '<\/li>'; } area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + temp + '<\/ol>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart); } } } function addUnordlist(area) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { if (area.selectionStart != area.selectionEnd) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + '<ul><li>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart,area.selectionEnd).replace(/\\n/g,'<\/li>\\n<li>') + '<\/li><\/ul>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionEnd); } else { temp = '<ul>'; while(listitem = prompt('Enter a list item. Leave the box empty or press Cancel to complete the list:', '')) { temp += '<li>' + listitem + '<\/li>'; } area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + temp + '<\/ul>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart); } } }"));
// Add despace function
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function despace(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1]).replace(/\\r/g,' ').replace(/\\n/g,' ').replace(/\\s\\s/g,' ').replace(/\\s\\s/g,' ').replace(/\\s\\s/g,' ').replace(/\\s\\s/g,' ').replace(/\\s\\s/g,' ') + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } }"));
// Add unicode insertion function
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function addSmile(area, smile) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { var pos = area.selectionStart; area.value = area.value.substring(0,pos) + smile + area.value.substring(pos); area.focus(); area.setSelectionRange(pos+smile.length,pos+smile.length) } }"));
document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(temp);

Soylent Upgrade Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey extension v4

Posted by takyon on Friday May 22 2015, @03:32AM (#1233)
6 Comments

// ==UserScript== // @name Soylent Upgrade // @match http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl* // @match https://soylentnews.org/submit.pl* // @match http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl?op=viewsub&subid=* // @match https://soylentnews.org/submit.pl?op=viewsub&subid=* // @match http://soylentnews.org/admin.pl // @match https://soylentnews.org/admin.pl // @match http://soylentnews.org/admin.pl?op=edit&sid=* // @match https://soylentnews.org/admin.pl?op=edit&sid=* // @match http://soylentnews.org/comments.pl* // @match https://soylentnews.org/comments.pl* // @match http://soylentnews.org/journal.pl?op=edit // @match https://soylentnews.org/journal.pl?op=edit // ==/UserScript==
var simplifyChars = true;
var boxes = document.getElementsByTagName("textarea");
for (var x=0; x<boxes.length; x++)
{
if (boxes[x].name == "introtext" || boxes[x].name == "bodytext" || boxes[x].name == "story")
{
var temp = boxes[x].value;
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p>/g,"<\/p>\n\n");
temp = temp.replace(/ \s? /g,"<\/p>\n\n");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/blockquote>/g,"<\/blockquote>\n\n");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p><blockquote>/g,"<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>");
temp = temp.replace(/<blockquote><div>/g,"<blockquote><div>\n\n");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p><\/div><\/blockquote>/g,"<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/blockquote>");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/blockquote><blockquote>/g,"<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>");
temp = temp.replace(/\s/i,"");
temp = temp.replace(/\s/g,"");
temp = temp.replace(/\s<\/p>/g,"<\/p>");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/li><li>/g,"<\/li>\n<li>");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/li><\/ul>/g,"<\/li>\n<\/ul>");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p><ul>/g,"<\/p>\n\n<ul>");
temp = temp.replace(/\[...\]/g,"[...] ");
while (temp.indexOf(" ")!=-1)
{
temp = temp.replace(/ /g," ");
}
if (simplifyChars)
{
temp = temp.replace(/\u2018/g,"'");
temp = temp.replace(/\u2019/g,"'");
temp = temp.replace(/\u201C/g,"\"");
temp = temp.replace(/\u201D/g,"\"");
temp = temp.replace(/\u2026/g,"..."); // ellipsis
}
boxes[x].value = temp;
boxes[x].rows = 32;
}
var toolbar = document.createElement("div");
// Blockquote button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Blockquote");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Wrap \u003Cblockquote\u003E tags around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBlockquote(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Paragraph and Line break buttons
var tempspan = document.createElement("span");
tempspan.setAttribute("id","htmlFormatButtons");
if (document.getElementById("posttype") && document.getElementById("posttype").selectedIndex == 0)
{
tempspan.setAttribute("style","display:none;");
}
if (document.getElementById("posttype"))
{
document.getElementById("posttype").addEventListener("change", function() {if (document.getElementById('posttype').selectedIndex == 0) {document.getElementById('htmlFormatButtons').style.display = 'none'} else {document.getElementById('htmlFormatButtons').style.display = 'inline'}});
}
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","P");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert \u003Cp\u003E tags around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addPara(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
tempspan.appendChild(tempbutton);
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","BR");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a line break.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBreak(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
tempspan.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(tempspan);
// URL button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","URL");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a hyperlink around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","text-decoration:underline;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addHyperlink(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
// Bold button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","B");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Bold");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-weight:bold;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBold(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Italic button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","I");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Italic");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-style:italic;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addItalic(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Strike button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","S");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Strikethrough");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","text-decoration:line-through;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addStrike(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
// Code button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Code");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Wrap \u003Cecode\u003E tags around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addEcode(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
// Superscript button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","x\u00B2");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Superscript");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addSuper(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Subscript button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","x\u2082");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Subscript");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addSubsc(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
//Ordered list
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","1. List");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert an ordered list or convert newline-separated text into an ordered list.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addOrdlist(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
//Unordered list
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","\u2022 List");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert an unordered list or convert newline-separated text into an unordered list.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addUnordlist(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createElement("br"));
// Despace button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Despace");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Delete line breaks within the selection.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","despace(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Symbol button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value",":-)");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a symbol.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","if (document.getElementById('smilebar').style.display == 'none') {document.getElementById('smilebar').style.display = 'block'} else {document.getElementById('smilebar').style.display = 'none'}");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
boxes[x].parentNode.insertBefore(toolbar, boxes[x].nextSibling);
var smilebar = document.createElement("div");
smilebar.setAttribute("style","display:none; font-size:16pt; padding:0.5em;");
smilebar.setAttribute("id","smilebar");
var smiles = ["\u00A1","\u00A2","\u00A3","\u00A5","\u00A7","\u00A9","\u00AB","\u00AE","\u00B0","\u00B1","\u00B4","\u00B5","\u00B6","\u00B7","\u00BB","\u00BC","\u00BD","\u00BE","\u00BF","\u00D7","\u00E0","\u00E1","\u00E2","\u00E6","\u00E7","\u00E8","\u00E9","\u00EA","\u00EE","\u00F1","\u00F2","\u00F3","\u00F6","\u00F7","\u0192","\u0275","\u0278","\u0394","\u0398","\u03A3","\u03A6","\u03B1","\u03B2","\u03BC","\u03C0","\u03C3","\u2018","\u2019","\u201C","\u201D","\u2022","\u2026","\u203B","\u20AC","\u211E","\u2122","\u03A9","\u2208","\u2209","\u220B","\u220C","\u2211","\u221A","\u221D","\u221E","\u2220","\u2227","\u2228","\u2229","\u222A","\u222B","\u222C","\u222D","\u2234","\u2235","\u2245","\u2248","\u2260","\u2261","\u2262","\u2263","\u2264","\u2265","\u2282","\u2283","\u2284","\u2285","\u2318","\u2620","\u2622","\u2623","\u2624","\u2625","\u262A","\u262D","\u262E","\u262F","\u2638","\u2639","\u263A","\u263B","\u263C","\u263D","\u263E","\u263F","\u2640","\u2641","\u2642","\u2654","\u2655","\u2656","\u2657","\u2658","\u2659","\u265A","\u265B","\u265C","\u265D","\u265E","\u265F","\u2660","\u2661","\u2662","\u2663","\u2664","\u2665","\u2666","\u2667","\u2669","\u266A","\u266B","\u266C","\u266D","\u266E","\u266F","\u2670","\u2671","\u2672","\u267A","\u267F","\u2680","\u2681","\u2682","\u2683","\u2684","\u2685","\u2692","\u2693","\u2694","\u2695","\u269A","\u269B","\u269C","\u269D","\u26A0","\u26A1","\u26A2","\u26A3","\u26A4","\u26A5","\u26B9","\u26D4","\u26EA","\u26F3","\u26FD","\u2713","\u2728","\u273B","\u273D","\u2743","\u2746","\u274C","\u274E","\u274F","\u2756","\uFFFD","\uD83C\uDF35","\uD83C\uDF39","\uD83C\uDF3C","\uD83C\uDF40","\uD83C\uDF41","\uD83C\uDF49","\uD83C\uDF4C","\uD83C\uDF4E","\uD83C\uDF54","\uD83C\uDF55","\uD83C\uDF56","\uD83C\uDF57","\uD83C\uDF5E","\uD83C\uDF5F","\uD83C\uDF63","\uD83C\uDF69","\uD83C\uDF6F","\uD83C\uDF74","\uD83C\uDF75","\uD83C\uDF76","\uD83C\uDF77","\uD83C\uDF78","\uD83C\uDF79","\uD83C\uDF7A","\uD83C\uDF7B","\uD83C\uDF93","\uD83C\uDFA5","\uD83C\uDFA7","\uD83C\uDFAE","\uD83C\uDFC3","\uD83C\uDFC6","\uD83C\uDFE9","\uD83D\uDC19","\uD83D\uDC4A","\uD83D\uDC4C","\uD83D\uDC4D","\uD83D\uDC4E","\uD83D\uDC7B","\uD83D\uDC7D","\uD83D\uDC83","\uD83D\uDC89","\uD83D\uDC8A","\uD83D\uDC8E","\uD83D\uDC94","\uD83D\uDC95","\uD83D\uDC96","\uD83D\uDC98","\uD83D\uDC9E","\uD83D\uDCA1","\uD83D\uDCA3","\uD83D\uDCA4","\uD83D\uDCA8","\uD83D\uDCA9","\uD83D\uDCAA","\uD83D\uDCAC","\uD83D\uDCB0","\uD83D\uDCBB","\uD83D\uDCBD","\uD83D\uDCBE","\uD83D\uDCC1","\uD83D\uDCC2","\uD83D\uDCC5","\uD83D\uDCCB","\uD83D\uDCCC","\uD83D\uDCCE","\uD83D\uDCD6","\uD83D\uDCE1","\uD83D\uDCE2","\uD83D\uDCE3","\uD83D\uDCE7","\uD83D\uDCE8","\uD83D\uDCE9","\uD83D\uDCF1","\uD83D\uDCF4","\uD83D\uDCF6","\uD83D\uDCFA","\uD83D\uDCFB","\uD83D\uDCFC","\uD83D\uDD03","\uD83D\uDD0A","\uD83D\uDD0B","\uD83D\uDD0C","\uD83D\uDD0D","\uD83D\uDD0E","\uD83D\uDD11","\uD83D\uDD12","\uD83D\uDD13","\uD83D\uDD14","\uD83D\uDD16","\uD83D\uDD17","\uD83D\uDD18","\uD83D\uDD1E","\uD83D\uDD25","\uD83D\uDD27","\uD83D\uDD28","\uD83D\uDD2B","\uD83D\uDDFD","\uD83D\uDDFE","\uD83D\uDE93","\uD83D\uDEAC","\uD83D\uDEAD",":-)","(^_^;)","\u0028\u00A0\u0361\u00B0\u00A0\u035C\u0296\u00A0\u0361\u00B0\u0029","\u0028\u00A0\u0361\u007E\u00A0\u035C\u0296\u00A0\u0361\u00B0\u0029\uFEFF","\u00AF\u005C\u005F\u0028\u30C4\u0029\u005F\u002F\u00AF","\u0028\u30CE\u0CA0\u76CA\u0CA0\u0029\u30CE\u5F61\u253B\u2501\u253B","\u0028\u0060\uFF65\u03C9\uFF65\u00B4\u0029","\u0CA0_\u0CA0","\u0295\u2022\u1D25\u2022\u0294","\u0028\u3065\uFFE3\u00A0\u00B3\uFFE3\u0029\u3065","\u0669\u0028\u204E\u275B\u1D17\u275B\u204E\u0029\u06F6","\u30FD\u0F3C\u0E88\u0644\u035C\u0E88\u0F3D\uFF89"];
for (var i=0; i<smiles.length; i++)
{
var smile = document.createElement("span");
smile.setAttribute("style","cursor:pointer; padding:2px; white-space:nowrap;");
smile.setAttribute("onclick","addSmile(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"],'"+smiles[i].replace("\u005C","\u005C\u005C")+"');");
smile.appendChild(document.createTextNode(smiles[i]));
smilebar.appendChild(smile);
if (i+1<smiles.length)
{
smilebar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
}
}
toolbar.parentNode.insertBefore(smilebar, toolbar.nextSibling);
}
var temp = document.createElement("script");
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function getSelection(textarea) { if ('selectionStart' in textarea) { if (textarea.selectionStart != textarea.selectionEnd) { return [textarea.selectionStart,textarea.selectionEnd]; } } } "));
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function addBlockquote(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<blockquote>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/blockquote>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addPara(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + ''+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/p>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addBreak(area) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + ' ' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart); } } function addHyperlink(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { url = prompt('URL:', 'https://'); area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<a href=\"'+url+'\">'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/a>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addBold(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + ''+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/b>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addItalic(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + ''+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/em>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addStrike(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<strike>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/strike>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addEcode(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + '<ecode>'+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/ecode>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addSuper(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + ''+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/sup>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } function addSubsc(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + ''+area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1])+'<\/sub>' + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } } "));
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function addOrdlist(area) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { if (area.selectionStart != area.selectionEnd) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + '<ol><li>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart,area.selectionEnd).replace(/\\n/g,'<\/li>\\n<li>') + '<\/li><\/ol>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionEnd); } else { temp = '<ol>'; while(listitem = prompt('Enter a list item. Leave the box empty or press Cancel to complete the list:', '')) { temp += '<li>' + listitem + '<\/li>'; } area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + temp + '<\/ol>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart); } } } function addUnordlist(area) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { if (area.selectionStart != area.selectionEnd) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + '<ul><li>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart,area.selectionEnd).replace(/\\n/g,'<\/li>\\n<li>') + '<\/li><\/ul>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionEnd); } else { temp = '<ul>'; while(listitem = prompt('Enter a list item. Leave the box empty or press Cancel to complete the list:', '')) { temp += '<li>' + listitem + '<\/li>'; } area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + temp + '<\/ul>' + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart); } } }"));
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function despace(area) { var sel = getSelection(area); if (!(sel[0] == 0 && sel[1] == 0)) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,sel[0]) + area.value.substring(sel[0],sel[1]).replace(/\\r/g,' ').replace(/\\n/g,' ').replace(/\\s\\s/g,' ').replace(/\\s\\s/g,' ').replace(/\\s\\s/g,' ').replace(/\\s\\s/g,' ').replace(/\\s\\s/g,' ') + area.value.substring(sel[1]); } }"));
temp.appendChild(document.createTextNode("function addSmile(area, smile) { if ('selectionStart' in area) { area.value = area.value.substring(0,area.selectionStart) + smile + area.value.substring(area.selectionStart); } }"));
document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(temp);

Soylent Upgrade Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey extension v3

Posted by takyon on Thursday May 21 2015, @11:05PM (#1231)
1 Comment

// ==UserScript== // @name Soylent Upgrade // @match http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl // @match https://soylentnews.org/submit.pl // @match http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl?op=viewsub&subid=* // @match https://soylentnews.org/submit.pl?op=viewsub&subid=* // @match http://soylentnews.org/admin.pl // @match https://soylentnews.org/admin.pl // @match http://soylentnews.org/admin.pl?op=edit&sid=* // @match https://soylentnews.org/admin.pl?op=edit&sid=* // @match http://soylentnews.org/comments.pl* // @match https://soylentnews.org/comments.pl* // @match http://soylentnews.org/journal.pl?op=edit // @match https://soylentnews.org/journal.pl?op=edit // ==/UserScript==
var simplifyChars = true;
var boxes = document.getElementsByTagName("textarea");
for (var x=0; x<boxes.length; x++)
{
if (boxes[x].name == "introtext" || boxes[x].name == "bodytext" || boxes[x].name == "story")
{
var temp = boxes[x].value;
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p>/g,"<\/p>\n\n");
temp = temp.replace(/ \s? /g,"<\/p>\n\n");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/blockquote>/g,"<\/blockquote>\n\n");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p><blockquote>/g,"<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>");
temp = temp.replace(/<blockquote><div>/g,"<blockquote><div>\n\n");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p><\/div><\/blockquote>/g,"<\/p>\n\n<\/div><\/blockquote>");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/blockquote><blockquote>/g,"<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote>");
temp = temp.replace(/\s/i,"");
temp = temp.replace(/\s/g,"");
temp = temp.replace(/\s<\/p>/g,"<\/p>");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/li><li>/g,"<\/li>\n<li>");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/li><\/ul>/g,"<\/li>\n<\/ul>");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p><ul>/g,"<\/p>\n\n<ul>");
temp = temp.replace(/\[...\]/g,"[...] ");
while (temp.indexOf(" ")!=-1)
{
temp = temp.replace(/ /g," ");
}
if (simplifyChars)
{
temp = temp.replace(/\u2018/g,"'");
temp = temp.replace(/\u2019/g,"'");
temp = temp.replace(/\u201C/g,"\"");
temp = temp.replace(/\u201D/g,"\"");
temp = temp.replace(/\u2026/g,"..."); // ellipsis
}
boxes[x].value = temp;
boxes[x].rows = 32;
}
var toolbar = document.createElement("div");
// Blockquote button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Blockquote");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Wrap \u003Cblockquote\u003E tags around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBlockquote(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Paragraph and Line break buttons
var tempspan = document.createElement("span");
tempspan.setAttribute("id","htmlFormatButtons");
if (document.getElementById("posttype").selectedIndex == 0)
{
tempspan.setAttribute("style","display:none;");
}
document.getElementById("posttype").addEventListener("change", function() {if (document.getElementById('posttype').selectedIndex == 0) {document.getElementById('htmlFormatButtons').style.display = 'none'} else {document.getElementById('htmlFormatButtons').style.display = 'inline'}});
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","P");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert \u003Cp\u003E tags around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addPara(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
tempspan.appendChild(tempbutton);
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","BR");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a line break.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBreak(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
tempspan.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(tempspan);
// URL button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","URL");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a hyperlink around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","text-decoration:underline;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addHyperlink(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
// Bold button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","B");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Bold");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-weight:bold;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addBold(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Italic button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","I");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Italic");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-style:italic;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addItalic(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Strike button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","S");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Strikethrough");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","text-decoration:line-through;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addStrike(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
// Code button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Code");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Wrap \u003Cecode\u003E tags around the selected text.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addEcode(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createTextNode(" "));
// Superscript button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","x\u00B2");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Superscript");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addSuper(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Subscript button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","x\u2082");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Subscript");
tempbutton.setAttribute("style","font-family:monospace;");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addSubsc(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
//Ordered list
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","1. List");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert an ordered list or convert newline-separated text into an ordered list.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addOrdlist(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
//Unordered list
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","\u2022 List");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert an unordered list or convert newline-separated text into an unordered list.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","addUnordlist(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
toolbar.appendChild(document.createElement("br"));
// Despace button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value","Despace");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Delete line breaks within the selection.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","despace(document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')["+x+"]);");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
// Symbol button
var tempbutton = document.createElement("input");
tempbutton.setAttribute("type","button");
tempbutton.setAttribute("value",":-)");
tempbutton.setAttribute("title","Insert a symbol.");
tempbutton.setAttribute("onclick","if (document.getElementById('smilebar').style.display == 'none') {document.getElementById('smilebar').style.display = 'block'} else {document.getElementById('smilebar').style.display = 'none'}");
toolbar.appendChild(tempbutton);
boxes[x].parentNode.insertBefore(toolbar, boxes[x].nextSibling);
var smilebar = document.createElement("div");
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Soylent Upgrade Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey extension

Posted by takyon on Thursday May 21 2015, @12:48AM (#1230)
0 Comments

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Soylent Upgrade user extension for Chrome

Posted by takyon on Tuesday May 12 2015, @01:34AM (#1215)
7 Comments

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temp = temp.replace(/ \s? /g,"<\/p>\n\n");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/blockquote>/g,"<\/blockquote>\n\n");
temp = temp.replace(/<\/p><blockquote>/g,"<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>");
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VT100 CSS Fix

Posted by takyon on Monday May 04 2015, @11:50PM (#1196)
0 Comments

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April 1st, 2015

Posted by takyon on Thursday April 02 2015, @03:03AM (#1124)
0 Comments

A day that will live in e-fame-y.

The old tightwad

Posted by Runaway1956 on Friday February 27 2015, @03:12AM (#1044)
0 Comments

I don't spend much money, and I seldom give any to online people. But - yeah, I'm aware that Soylent is in need of money. Then I saw it - an UNOBTAINIUM KEY CHAIN!! I'll be the first kid on my block to acquire unobtainium! I'll save my pennies and nickles, and discretely order a few more of these over the next months - and I can then build my UNOBTAINIUM BOMB!

Ooooh, I haven't been this excited since I ordered that little battery powered submarine when I was six or seven years old!

Friends, fans, foes, and freaks.

Posted by Runaway1956 on Saturday January 03 2015, @12:17PM (#927)
1 Comment

The slashcode seems to make it's own mind up who my friends etc should be. I've not added ANYONE to any of those groups. Odd . . .

The Best Defense is a Good Offense

Posted by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday December 13 2014, @03:25PM (#881)
14 Comments

A couple weeks ago I was having a conversation about smoking with someone and they posited this argument in favor of smoking being illegal near entrances and exits after I'd pointed out that the danger from second-hand smoke in an open-air environment was so minuscule as to not exist: The smell offends me.

That went up one side of me and down the other and today I say to everyone using being offended as an argument for anything what I said to him: I do not care.

No, that is not me being an asshole. That is me refusing to allow you to mold the world to suit you at my expense. You have no natural, societal, legal, or God given right to not be offended in this life. And neither should you.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness

Those, right there, are your chief three rights. It's quite important to note that you do not have a right to happiness but only to its pursuit. Also, the the end of each is precisely located where you would start infringing on the same for anyone else. Taken together with all the other rights enumerated in the Constitution, there is a further right that is very much implicit but I believe should have been explicit: The right to be an asshole. Beyond Life and Liberty, I would go as far as to say it is our most fundamental right.

You're probably thinking I am an asshole about now. Why would I say something like being an asshole is one of our most fundamental rights? It's simple, really; because anyone at any time can call anyone else an asshole for any old arbitrary reason. If this has any bearing on the rights of the person being accused of being an asshole, then they do not really have those rights and never did in the first place. All their rights are subject to sanction or removal by cultural fiat. No due process whatsoever. Only if you have the right to offend anyone, at any time, without fear of oppression are any of your other rights secure.

Large portions of our political landscape have always been made up of unscrupulous bastards who incessantly try to convince you that offending someone is bad or wrong. See this for what it is: an attempt to get you to place chains of your own making upon yourself. They know they cannot force you to behave according to their approval or disapproval, so they attempt to shame you into doing so by being offended. There is no difference today between the puritanical right and the Social Justice Warrior on the left in this; the tactic itself is as identical as it is reprehensible.

So, convince me of your position by logical or moral argument all you like. Tell me I should do or think something because it offends you though? You can jam that right up your shitter and blow some fucking bubbles with it, you fascist asshole.

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