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It's only 5:48 PM yet I feel no urge at all to go back to sleep.

Perhaps an advanced alien race replaced my brain as I slept.

While quite striking, I am as yet unclear as to whether my new discovery has any actual value to society.

You see, so far the only thing I've come up with as to how to benefit from being so refreshed would be to get off my fat, lazy, hairy ass and go to work.

But were I to do so, it would cause The End Of Time.

SpaceX ships another huge propellant tank to South Texas BFR test site

I am sleeping too much.

In the middle of the day I get weary. When I napped at NedSpace I'd get up eventually and go back to work, but they asked me not to sleep there anymore. My snoring causes dismay to the other users.

So I've been at home for several days now. Yesterday I got up at nine in the morning or so, had a coffee and a donut, went to the pharmacy, got home about one. Went to bed them slept until 8:30 this morning. That's right sleep eighteen and a half hours.

To be depressed makes me sleep to much, to sleep too much makes me depressed. Clearly the solution is to sleep less but it is a hard cycle to break.

I got my happy pills all up to date, taking them correctly again will help. But until they do I'll be wanting to sleep all the time.

The reason I landed in the emergency room twice was that my pharmacy tried and failed to bill my medicine to the wrong account number.

I've had Medicaid twice; between the two I had the market rate Obamacare. My pharmacy kept trying to use my first Medicaid number. I repeatedly asked them "Are you _certain_ you're billing it to my Medicaid and not to my Obamacare?" and always they said they were certain.

When I signed up for the second round of Medicaid they never sent me my card. I was finally able to straighten it out by looking up my number at their website, then asking my pharmacy to read me my number over the phone. "No, that's wrong."

Today I had the grand ambition of going to downtown Portland to work, but just now I'm feeling really weary. Maybe I should go home. An argument for not going home is that I left my charging cable at work, and my iPhone is out of juice. An argument for going home is that I'm not expecting any calls.

In other news, the Federal Trade Commission sued Netspend for refusing to activate the prepaid debit cards that it sold. Mine was one such; that led to the pleasant surprise of receiving a check from the FTC for $33 a couple days ago. I'm going to blow it all on bus far and coffee.

I have a friend who is a waitress at a 24 hour restaurant. Lately she's been working swing on Saturday evenings, so whether I go downtown or go home, I'll venture out to her restaurant tonight.

I'm going to ask her to come to the hospital when I get my kidney out, so she can be there for me when I regain conscious in the recovery room. I've had two other surgeries. It's not being cut open with a knife that bothers me. It's not being unconscious that bothers me.

It's that I've had two other surgeries and so know quite well that my experience immediately upon regaining consciousness will be quite special.

• Worker shortage could be bad news for Oregon economy

In populous regions like Multnomah and Washington Counties - Portland is in Multnomah - half of the open jobs are "difficult to fill" while in rural areas, three-quarters are.

It's not just me saying this.

Get A Fucking Job.

Russian Orthodox Church severs links with Constantinople

In a major religious split, the Russian Orthodox Church has cut ties with the body seen as the spiritual authority of the world's Orthodox Christians.

The break came after the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople recognised the independence of the Ukrainian Church from Moscow.

The row is being described as the greatest Orthodox split since the schism with Catholicism in 1054.

Relations soured after Russia annexed Crimea from Ukraine in 2014.

Many Ukrainians accuse the Russian Church of siding with Russia-backed separatists in the east.

Russia sees Kiev as the historic cradle of the Russian Orthodox Church and the Church now fears losing many of its 12,000 parishes in Ukraine.

Constantinople holds sway over more than 300 million Orthodox Christians across the world. The Russian Orthodox Church is by far the biggest.

Also at Reuters and The Guardian.

See also: Archbishop’s defiance threatens Putin’s vision of Russian greatness

Here's why I spent the night in the Emergency Room _twice_ last week, at a cost to the American taxpayer of I expect four thousand dollars:

My pharmacy had the wrong Washington Medicaid Member Number in their computer. I've had Medicaid twice; they kept trying to bill the old number, not the new one.

And just now when I gave them the _correct_ number off of Molina's Member Services website, they kept insisting that my Member # just absolutely _had_ to end in "WA". It does not!

However, they are _finally_ able to bill Molina, so by the time I get home tonight I'll _finally_ get to stop feeling like I just kicked heroin: I've been out of my Happy Pills for three solid weeks

Some gubernatorial candidate's website informed me that I was using "the wrong version of Internet Explorer" then refused to display anything at all.

In reality, I was using Safari 4.0.5 for Windows, running under Windows 7.

It has the Activity Window so I can fix tracking pixels that are static files, but because it doesn't support the Clipboard, I can't copy out the complex URLs for Javascript pixels.

For like three years I've been stressing over how to get Mac OS X 10.4 to run in a VM or an Emulator or some such when only just tonight did it occur to me to use Safari for Windows under Windows.

However, Safari for Windows works so poorly, even in a VM that has four CPUs and 4096 MB of RAM that in a moment I'll start setting up Linux Mint 19 Cinnamon, with the aim of using Safari for Windows under Wine. Which again: it simply did not occur to me until just tonight.

I recall that Safari 3's Activity Window supported the Clipboard. I expect Apple removed the Clipboard in version 4 because the Activity Window was an effective way to get the exact URL for videos, so you'd just copy its URL out of Activity, then paste into the address bar in a regular tab and you could save that video to your storage as G-d And Nature Intended.

I'm not sure when Apple completely removed the Activity Window but it's been quite a while now.

My unit is charging even as we speak

Other World Computing included a $100 off coupon for a case of wine. While not actually a teetotaler a whole case would last me until the end of time.

If you'd like it, mail your postal address to mdcrawford@gmail.com

After I somehow work up the gumption I'm going to sing on the street so I can hang at The 'Bucks while I work on Soggy Jobs.