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Yooman rights? Yooman rights! I don't need no yooman rights! I ain't foreign and I ain't done nuffink wrong.
Michael "Teachers are the Enemies of Promise" Gove is going to give us a nice British Bill of Rights instead. They did promise to stop their supporters voting for Nigel and the bigots. Nigel didn't resign after all.
And Gove is going to be working with Theresa May, who will be pushing through the Snoopers Charter.
And the kickings are about to begin.
Here in Blighty, we're having a General Election on Thursday 7th May.
This time around, the Official Monster Raving Loony Party has conceded that it will probably lose votes to UKIP.
Oh dear.
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