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Mackenzie blew it!!!! EXTREMELY EXTREMELY FOOLISH WOMAN!!!!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Thursday April 04 2019, @08:28PM (#4129)
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Techonomics

Very very disappointed at some sad news. MacKenzie Bozo very foolishly settled. She could have had half. And tied Jeff for 7th. Richest Person. Very easily because Dave/National Enquirer did all the hard work for her. Best journalism I've ever seen in my entire life. And Dave handed it to her on a plate. Very easy win, I'm talking a par-1 hole.

Jeff Bozo, unfortunately, will still be the richest "person." And MacKenzie won't be the 2nd. richest "person." Or the 3rd. Or even the 4th. They're saying, 4th. richest "woman." Not "person." And that's worse than 7th. richest "person." Because she settled for something very unfair. Terrible for her, and terrible for America. For U.S.A. Because she let him have the Amazon Washington Post. And all her voting rights in the Amazon elections. What were you thinking, lady? Unbelievable!!!! foxnews.com/tech/jeff-bezos-divorce-finalized-tech-exec-will-keep-75-percent-of-amazon-stock-control-of-wapo

Watch me at 5:30pmE! 📺

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Monday April 01 2019, @08:17PM (#4124)
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Folks, our Country for a very long time has been much too severe to our prisoners. Sometimes referred to as Inmates.

Tune in this afternoon when I'll participate in the 2019 Prison Reform Summit & First Step Act Celebration. Very proud that I signed First Step Act, this one's very bipartisan. We love bipartisan the best, don't we? You know it. Great law that gives Fair Sentencing to almost 2,700 of our great inmates. They got caught with a little bit of Crack, they got a much harsher sentence than the folks that had regular Coke. So unfair and we fixed that. And, we got rid of the 924(c) Stacking. That one was, you get caught doing a crime. But, you had your gun -- or guns with you and the sentence is much harsher just because you were carrying. Terrible idea that was undermining our 2nd. Amendment.

But the best part is for our wonderful White Collar guys. With First Step these guys are getting more house arrest. Also known as home confinement. And less prison. The home confinement counts instead of the prison. Takes the place of it and it's much nicer. And by the way costs the Taxpayer much less money. MAGA! youtu.be/JT4lDQWNyp0

🇬🇧 We salute The Five! 🇬🇧

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Saturday March 30 2019, @12:02PM (#4121)
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Today, we honor The Five of the March to Leave. The very brave folks who got arrested yesterday at Parliament Square in London.

The Failed May Regime calls it Drunk & Disorderly. They call it, Assaulting a Police Officer. They call it An Offence in Herts. I call it Patriotic.

And we salute everyone that spoke(Nigel) & everyone that marched to TAKE BACK THEIR COUNTRY. To finally end the horrific European Uniom Nightmare. And possibly the only way it will happen is by ending the Failed May Regime. It's called Regime Change, folks. And it's overdue. Tommy Pain -- one of the greatest English Men -- said something very smart. "Lead. Follow. Or get out of the way!!" Theresa can't lead. Won't follow. And, won't get out of the way. So somebody better get her out of the way. Time's up!! mirror.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-rowdy-protest-masses-outside-14204005

No Collusion, baby, No Obstruction!!!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Wednesday March 27 2019, @10:52AM (#4107)
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TOTAL & COMPLETE EXXONERATION!!!!! You know what I'm talking about. You know. I'm talking about the brilliant summary by Sarah Sanders, my very loyal Press Secretary, of the great summary by Bill Barr, my wonderful Attorney General, of the very strong, very thorough report by Special Council Robert Mueller & the 13 Angry Democrats. I have to tell you, I was a little bit worried about that one. Even though they put a Republican in charge of it. Because even when we're innocent, who knows what an investigation will turn up? This one turned up NOTHING. Nil. Nada. Nichts. Zip. ZERO. Zilch. Fuck all -- No Indictments. No Criminal Conspiracy. No Cyber hacking. No Troll accounts. No Russian interference in Election. No Bad Conduct of any kind. What. So. Ever. Thank you, Sarah. Thank you, Bill. Thank you, Robert. And, hell, thank you, 13 Angry Dems (haters & loosers)!!!!

I wasn’t a fan of John McCain.👎

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Thursday March 21 2019, @05:49AM (#4097)
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Often known as Cancer Brain McCain (RIP!!). I gave him the kind of funeral he wanted, which as President I had to approve. I don’t care about this, I didn’t get a "thank you." That’s O.K. We sent him on the way. But I wasn’t a fan. I have to be honest, I never liked him much. Hasn’t been for me. I’ve really, probably, never will.

John McCain received a fake and phony dossier. Did you hear about the dossier? It was paid for by Crooked Hillary Clinton. Right? And John McCain got it -- he got it. And what did he do? He didn’t call me. He turned it over to the F.B.I., hoping to put me in jeopardy.

I keep hearing, "oh, he was a hero." Well, he wasn't a hero. At best, half a hero. Sometimes referred to as the Six Inch. Too small to fill you up. Not too small to get shot down.

McCain didn’t get the job done for our great vets and the V.A. And they knew it. That’s why, when I had my dispute with him, I had such incredible support from the vets and from the military. The vets were on MY side because I got the job done. I got choice, and I got accountability. MAGA!! pscp.tv/w/b2KXajFvTlFsTFJub1dwUXd8MXlOR2FPWm5WZ0R4at3FMBCBSFgrQipWDpPGz9sj1AYZx6X61DtQKgz6Vqvh

The Phoney Mueller Witch Hunt is Failing badly!!!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Tuesday March 19 2019, @07:23PM (#4094)
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"It doesn't make take a Genius team of investigators to realize that Collusion is a HOAX...Here we are 670 days after the Mueller Insensitive Probe and, intense as it's been, still no Collusion. None, ZERO, nothing! Yeah, it's a Witch Hunt." Sean Hannity. Thank you, Sean!!! pic.twitter.com/95I4towyEP

They whacked Franky Boy.

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Saturday March 16 2019, @02:12PM (#4082)
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Just heard about the horrible murder that happened Thurs. night. Frank Cali, shot many times right on his own doorstep. And ran over with a truck to make sure. Or just to be mean. Very disrespectful, one of our great N.Y.P.D. Officers said -- you do it in Manhattan, he says. Not at the guy's house in Staten Island. Show some respect, show a little class. Whatever happened to class? I'll tell you, New York is one tough town. Maybe a little too tough. But, it's home and I miss it a lot. My condolences & best wishes to the Family. If there's anything you need, anything you want, I'm ready to help. As always. Rest in peace, Franky! foxnews.com/us/frank-cali-gambino-crime-family-boss-fatally-shot-outside-staten-island-home-reports

3:30 pmE is VETO TIME!!!!!!!!

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Friday March 15 2019, @08:13PM (#4079)
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Update, I did VETO of the Reckless Resolution. So chuffed!!! pic.twitter.com/tEgQFkcMs1

About to do 1st. VETO -- as I promised. About to protect our Country & "people" by signing my magnificent name. And already feeling incredible!! insider.foxnews.com/2019/03/15/hogan-gidley-president-trumps-first-veto-after-border-emergency-declaration-blocked video.foxnews.com/v/6014452641001

Look what happened in New Zealand last night.

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Friday March 15 2019, @03:42PM (#4078)
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So horrible what just happened in the "country" of New Zealand, home of my fabulous gay friend Peter Thiel. He's gay, and that's O.K. So say I, and so says V.P. Pence.🏳️‍🌈

New Zealand, they've been bringing in many Muslims. Often referred to as the Islam Invasion. And so many are good people. Innocent people. But, somebody thought it was too much Muslim. And they had 49 people dieing. Or, being killed. Also injured. Our thoughts & Condolences go to ALL the people of New Zealand. On all sides.

But I'm not offering just my very smart thoughts. I'm offering much more. New Zealand, if you're listening -- America is with you. We stand with you, fully. And if you need some bottled water, if you need paper towels, we will bring it. We have plentiful supplies of paper towels. As well as a magnificent Air (soon Space) Force. And you have a big mess on your "hands." Lots of blood, and other things. Probably some other things, right? Do you know Formula 409? We had a maid from El Salvador, we taught her Formula 409. And now she's one of the biggest people doing that one. God bless!!! oann.com/president-trump-offers-condolences-to-new-zealand-after-deadly-mosque-attack-49-dead

Very tough phone call this morning. ☎️

Posted by realDonaldTrump on Tuesday March 12 2019, @10:00PM (#4072)
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Business

Folks, I talked this morning with Dennis/Boeing. And it wasn't a "nice" talk. Boeing, as you know -- big crash in Nambia. We will never surrender America’s sovereignty to an UNelected, UNaccountable, global bureaucracy. Often referred to as United Nations. America is governed by Americans. We reject the ideology of globalism, and we embrace the doctrine of patriotism. Around the world, responsible nations must defend against threats to sovereignty not just from global governance, but also from other, new forms of coercion and domination.

That said. When you have 157 people dieing horribly. And ZERO survivors. It's a little bit much. Even if a huge amount of those was U.N. people. They're still victims (RIP!!). My prayers and condolences -- also thoughts -- to the families of the victims.

I'll tell you, they're the victims of Modern Digital. Boeing had a great thing. Called the 737. That one has been flying more than 50 years. And, only about 5,000 people killed in that one. Very safe airplane -- steam. But, they had to "upgrade" it. With the latest digital. Cyber everything. They maxed everything out, they call it 737 MAX. And we had one of those crashing very badly in October -- Lion Air of Indonesia. ZERO survivors from that one either. Very bad (RIP!!).

But, Dennis says it's safe. I don't think so. I don't think so. They put so much cyber in it. And you have to be Einstein to fly that one. I'm the first President that ran an airline. Not counting Bush Original and Air America. So I know more about this than anyone. Airline guys are like Tim/Apple. They don't want to hire Einstein. They don't want a Computer Scientist from M.I.T. And they don't want a College graduate. They want somebody that went to Flight School, that hopefully passed Flight School. Smart enough, but not too smart. A hard worker that's not looking for a lot of money. Somebody that, when huge flames start shooting out of the tail of the airplane, will know what buttons to push to make everything O.K. But Boeing took away the buttons. They put in Touch Screen. Put in Modem. And complicated, very greatly, the lives of our pilots. Nambia, the flames came out of the tail. And nobody knows what happened in the cockpit. But people are saying, the pilots didn't know what to do. Because Touch Screen is like a woman, there's so many very special ways to touch it. The pinch. The swipe, or wipe. The tap. Double tap. The press -- long press. Drag -- it never ends. And these guys, probably, were going, "oh, flames coming from tail, swipe left or swipe right?" Because Boeing took something old, something simple, 737. And made it as complex as Tinder. Or Grinder. Unnecessary. Dennis/Boeing, get your act together. Or our foe the European Union will eat your lunch!!! youtu.be/UZq3iCn2y74