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I have a computer with 2 GB RAM. I installed fresh Windows 7 Ultimate 64 bit. Installs fine. Go to update, select all the 180 plus updates click update and then go to bed. I wake up to find Windows shitting itself with a your computer is low on memory boxes all over. So I close the boxes and restart. It brings up its step 1 of 5 bullshit before shutting down. It shit for about 3 hours, then proceeds to tell me the updates failed and attempts to shit itself for another three hours reversing the updates. I've now hard reset and am starting all over.
It's pretty sad you've got to update this peice of shit Windows in chunks. Wasted a whole day on this bullshit (literally). And why does Windows update take over four hours to update itself anyway? Is it just me or is this fucked up?