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(Score: 4, Funny) by Gaaark on Friday September 14 2018, @02:05PM (4 children)
"The cluster backend for our database needed to be resized as it was over 90% full and was causing performance issues."
That's what SHE said.
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(Score: 2) by inertnet on Friday September 14 2018, @04:13PM (1 child)
and SHE shouldn't need poked at for another couple years at least?
(Score: 3, Touché) by kazzie on Friday September 14 2018, @05:09PM
At least nine months.
(Score: 2) by FatPhil on Saturday September 15 2018, @11:12AM (1 child)
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people; the smallest discuss themselves
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Saturday September 15 2018, @11:53AM
That's what HE said!
:)
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(Score: 4, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Friday September 14 2018, @02:10PM
Apology accepted. Transparency builds trust and is a good thing, unlike many sites.
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Friday September 14 2018, @02:10PM (5 children)
"from the necessary-roughness dept."
Whip it...whip it good!
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday September 14 2018, @02:14PM (4 children)
Surely should have been "the clusterfuck dept"? But carry on.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday September 14 2018, @02:16PM (2 children)
I try to keep my cursing confined to comments (both site and source) but you're not wrong.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday September 14 2018, @02:33PM
Ray Winston failure then ;)
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Friday September 14 2018, @10:58PM
Would it still be cursing if it were a Beowolf Clusterfuck?
“I have become friends with many school shooters” - Tampon Tim Walz
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday September 14 2018, @02:43PM
From the "avoiding a cluster fuck" dept
Well done admins!
(Score: 2) by pkrasimirov on Friday September 14 2018, @02:28PM (3 children)
I hope you are wrong about the next two years, the site gets good popularity and there's much more need in space for DB :)
Also I did not notice any interruption but then again I was not refreshing every 5 min.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday September 14 2018, @02:37PM (2 children)
Already have something in mind for that. It's just going to take a good while to write and test.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by kazzie on Friday September 14 2018, @05:12PM (1 child)
Around 23 months?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday September 14 2018, @07:41PM
And change.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Funny) by All Your Lawn Are Belong To Us on Friday September 14 2018, @02:37PM
Be careful when poking backend clusters, as it can be associated with vagus nerve stimulation and potential cardiac problems [nih.gov]. Lord knows I've contributed enough shit here which others disimpact.
This sig for rent.
(Score: 4, Funny) by DannyB on Friday September 14 2018, @03:50PM
The windows support guy said I need to power cycle more often.
But I don't even own a bike.
Santa maintains a database and does double verification of it.
(Score: 1) by nitehawk214 on Friday September 14 2018, @04:59PM (2 children)
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tony-kornheiser-s-why [knowyourmeme.com]
"Don't you ever miss the days when you used to be nostalgic?" -Loiosh
(Score: 2) by takyon on Friday September 14 2018, @05:10PM (1 child)
Look at this hawk with his stronk meme game.
[SIG] 10/28/2017: Soylent Upgrade v14 [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 2) by kazzie on Friday September 14 2018, @06:36PM
I think a stork meme game would be more interesting.